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“You’re not my real dad!†she screamed at her mother’s new husband.“No, but damn it girl, if you aren’t exactly like the kind of daughter I always wanted,†he chuckled.As her stepfather had his way with her, she did have to grudgingly admit
daughterlover: “You’re not my real dad!” she screamed at her mother’s new husband. “No, but damn it girl, if you aren’t exactly like the kind of daughter I always wanted,” he chuckled. As her stepfather had his way with her, she did have
incest4breakfast: So, I know you’re technically not my REAL dad… but do you still don’t want to pay me allowance?
oldpeoplefucking:Let me put on a show for you, Daddy & Grandpa (but not my real dad or grandpa cos that’s gross & they’re dead anyway
He finally listened to MCR! I mean.. he’s not that super into it but he figured there are a couple of people who would get a kick outa him finally getting the reference. Plus, it’s a nice jacket. Buy Me Coffee | Commission Me | Check Out the Store
I sent my dad this pic and he said “Is this from pitch perfect?”
Sheeshhhh, what a time to get bladder shy lol /)•///•(\ … I had to go and decided to get up and go but stopped when I saw mom in the bathroom and my dad was near the other. I’m feeling kinda shy and idk didn’t want them to see me, so I
fluffyomorashi: *in the middle of holding my dad calls and tells me I have to meet one of the neighbors outside to get something for our house*…… Me currently talking to the neighbor trying not to squirm but also trying to back out of the conversation:
setheverman: thatsthat24: thatsthat24: Wanted to send this Christmas message out to anyone who needed it! I know it’s not Christmas yet, but I did wanna reblog this for anyone needing it today. All of the posts that I make or reblog are stupid
I’m not much for the holidays, but my parents do participate in giving out candy for the neighborhood kids. My dad carved a pumpkin this morning. It’s not something I’d go to the trouble of doing, and my dad didn’t love it, but
blacklongfellow: I live with my brother, three sisters and Mom & Dad. Dad just came in from the gym and I could see he was freeballing in his grey basketball shorts. I try not to look too hard at my Dad, but it’s hard not noticing his long meaty
blacklongfellow: My Dad had to go down south to take care of my of Granddad. I asked if I could go, but Dad was like I need to stay home and focus on school. I can’t believe Dad will be gone for two or more weeks. I’m horny AF and Dad is not here
sunfortune: whoismitski: spiderman’s uncle said “with great power comes great responsibility” to mean “use your power as a white man to reform this racist patriarchy we’re in” but tobey maguire responded “you’re not my dad! I’m going
shacklefunk: yknow theres a lot of pressure to be successful, particularly on artsy kids whose professions are seen as useless unless theyre famous, but life is fucking hard and sometimes things dont turn out but i think thats not bad. my dad has wanted
punduca: psychedelicghosts: nezxmi: sovereignsquiggleshire: song-of-the-drums: deimos747: woahhway: 1st Letter Of My Name : 2nd Letter Of My Name : 1st Letter Of My Moms Name : 2nd Letter Of My Moms Name : 1st Letter Of My Dads Name : 2nd
smnius: “My Dad’s had a rough couple years, and… I know that it must not have been easy to raise me alone. He’s kind of a weird guy, but I love him a lot.” Thank you @dreamdaddygame for blessing us w/ trans dad representation!!
masterlovehurts: “Ugh! Is your dad always this horny?” Madison asked. “Well, not with all my friends, but he really likes your pussy. He, like, never stops talking about it,” Olivia said. “Besides, it’s not like your dad is any less horny.
nb-dipper: montparnah: montparnah: story time my dad always made dinner when i was little so i spent the first ~4 years of my life eating mexican food everyday and the first time i went over to one of my white friends houses they gave us pb&j
condescetier: my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes “hey dad, whats up?”“Up is a directional vector with no force”
ok so earlier i asked my mom what race my dad was since i knew she wouldnt answer if i asked her about herself and she was like “white whats not white about him” but my dad is dark skinned with curly black hair and not whitepassing at all there is
timedclassic: I’ve spent my life not having things in common with my father, which is a good thing, but if I reach out to my brothers I’m betting it will make my dad feel good, wherever he is. I don’t want that. If that seems petty and vindictive
thyla: PSYCH- S5E11 | In Plain Fright ↳ My dad’s never had me arrested. Yes, he has, Shawn. You’re right. We need to get out of here.
dirty-photos-of-my-dad: Dad teases me with his dick. You gonna wave that massive hard cock in my face but not let me touch it. Who are you even kidding you’re straight
ilovemyjawn: ilovemyjawn: oH MY GOD NO MY DAD CAME IN TO ASK ME SOMETHING BUT HE SAW THIS AND GAVE ME A WEIRD LOOK AND QUICKLY LEFT AND NO DAD I’M NOT MASTURBATING TO BENEDICT OH MY GOD WHY THE HELL WOULD HE COME TO THAT CONCLUSION I JUST TALKED
My dad has a ‘40 he’s working on. It’s not dropped, but this is kind of cool. I just love these old trucks.
smdxn: I lost my dad to Fox News: How a generation was captured by thrashing hysteria I don’t recall my father being so hostile when I was growing up. He was conservative, to be sure, but conventionally and thoughtfully so. He is a kind and generous
hillsidebang: Mom told Dad she wanted a divorce. She found that my dad was looking at gay porn…but not just any gay porn….dad/son porn. After their fight, Mom told me to pack my stuff and that we are leaving. After hearing why she was leaving I couldn’t
Holidays suck in general to me, but everyone around insists I ‘get into the spirit’ … yeah, right. No thanks. I work retail. The ‘spirit’ is apparently a bunch of assholes that never walk into a bookstore at any other time of year coming
cumdumpster9555: “My mom left my dad and I, and I am old enough to realize that my dad is a typical man who has urges. Sure, he goes on dates, and he has an active sex life sometimes, but not always.He needs to cum. When he doesn’t have a hole to
My step dad trying to set me up with a guy from his work: 23, GOOOD wage, 4 bedroom house close to your work, parents live in Perth, but you’re complete opposites. He’s trendy and goes out and stuff Me: oh yea trendy, social, not my type 🙄
captioned-vines: bumpylumps: heres a good video of bernie sanders saying he wouldnt be my dad PR: “Will you be my dad?” Sanders: “Will I be your dad?” PR: “Yeah, will you be my dad?” Sanders: “Probably not. But I could be your president.”
I feel as if the cop doesn’t care if we have our seat belts on or not. My dad and I barely have our seat belts on, but when the cops start their little wheeeo wheeooo shit then that’s when my dad lay back and just look at them. Hahahha
My mother and I had a heart to heart conversation today about our lives and what would happen if my dad doesn’t get well soon. Moving back in with my mom wouldn’t be as bad but living with both her and her boyfriend is not something I want
Every night my mom has web-sex with dad when he is away at work, but what he does not know is that I caught mom having web sex-with other men as well. For me not to tell anything to my dad, we came to an agreement that I am allowed to watch as she has
My dad: you can’t trust friends, friends are temporary. There not really there for you. (In my head): OH BUT YOU WERE THERE FOR ME WHEN YOU TRIED TO PUT MY HEAD THROUGH A WALL, SAID/DID INAPPROPRIATE THINGS TO ME AND NEARLY KILLED YOUR SON RIGHT
nokturnal:Dad: *sees Caitlyn Jenner on tv* it’s not she it’s HE Me: Don’t worry dad your generation will die soon :)) my dad would’ve punched me dead in my shit. but it would’ve been worth it. allll worth it.
The past three days all my dad has been doing is feeding me wine
Im not sure when it happened…but I guess I HAVE turned into the “cute preppy redhead”. Back in high school and even the beginning of college I was more along the lines of…punky and edgy. I guess my dad working for Vera Bradley
So I realized I needed to change SOMETHING about my workouts since it seems like im not getting the change I thought I would at this point (diet too-which hasnt been bad but im gonna make better) so I mixed it up. 18 minutes elliptical, 23 minutes bike,
rexuality: who’s your mom’s celebrity crush? if you don’t know she’s not mom’ing hard enough
just-shower-thoughts: I think the biggest difference between atheists and religious people is that atheist would change their minds if god proved real, believers would not if god proved inexistent.
Just came downstairs to find that my dad opened up my personal bank statement that came in the mail and I guess I feel really uncomfortable and violated???
My mother keeps saying that she does everthing like cooking the dinner and writing bills for my dads clients and CLEANING. But it’s not like my dad does nothing, he works really hard. And it’s not like i do nothing. She keeps going on about
My dad passed away a few days ago and I am still trying to process everything.I’ll keep drawing though cause this is my only way to cope with things.But some AUs will be on hold and I might not be able to post daily.
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things are better and cheery and im kinda in the christmas-y spirit :)) tomorrow I am going to bake cookies and watch elf and home alone (one and two) and then go to my dads house for his christmas thennn wrap presents all night like a good lil elf THENNN
today is super slushy and gross but my mom had an interview today and darfin had an interview and my dad had surgery and tomorrow my brothers birthday!! also I saw my therapist person today who was super proud of me and weighed me which I hate and then
im going to talk about my sister because im mushy but for her wedding she asked people not to mention things like HEY HAHA YOU CANT RIDE A BIKE or anything embarrassing because shes just this super proud person but my dad is a typical dad and still went
so pretty much my dad gave both me and mom his cold
So I work really hard at commissions to earn money so I can get things I need or want and not have to worry about my dad getting on my case and being like “you can’t get this or that cause i can’t /won’t pay for it”, i’ve also taken on the
johnniewaswolf: MY HARRY POTTER BOOKS ARE SOMEWHERE IN THIS HOUSE I found so much stuff from when I was a teenager, but not my Harry Potter books. So help me god if my dad did anything to or with them…
+Jen is stupid +but she cute +I’M NOT CUTE +YOU CUTE +MY PAJAMJAMS ARENT EITHER +YOU SHOULD SEE MY ONESIE MY PAJAMJAMS IS LITERALLY MY DADS PLAIN WHITE T-SHIRT SO ITS HELLA BIG ON ME AND SOME LIGHT BLUE SHORTY SHORTS A ONESIE PEOPLE,
OkaY speaking of IRL character stuff I’m pretty sure I can pull of Jasper at the very leastMe and my friends are talking about going to a con and cosplaying Homeworld gems and im gonna be Jasper, now all I need is my dad to pay for my gym membership
bikewheelr: bikewheelr: people who change their phone’s font to that squiggly one are not to be trusted
jennilah: condescetier: my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes “hey dad, whats up?”“Up is a directional vector with no force”
My dad pisses me off. And every time he says something smart I’m all: “I’ll just keep my mouth shut.” But I’ve had it bottled up way too long. And well…. one of these days he’s not going to like what I have to
