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elithien:“You’re nothing, but so am I. We’re just stardust, the fragments of something broken. But together, we’re the makings of a new galaxy. All we need is to ignite. You’re nobody. But not to me.” As promised, literal inappropriate use
Not omo But ok so most of you know/guess I have baaaaaddddd bad bad anxiety and literally doing anything is a lot for me but anyways I been stuck at this bad job that uses me a lot and been trying to get out but also that scares the shit out of me and
So, I get literally 50+ messages per week. I try to answer, but sometimes I just can’t be bothered. So I’m really sorry if I don’t answer your messages, but I do read them. Think of me like Jesus, I can hear you prayers but I probably
tennants-hair: unitedfandomsoftheworld: tennants-hair: doesn’t it bother you that, by using the internet properly we could literally bring down governments but we use it to look at pictures of cats it does but… well… BUT WHO CARES I MEAN
neilnevins: It’s so weird to think how five years ago Despicable Me started out as a passable but enjoyable movie about a super-villain raising three little girls but has literally devolved into nothing but an unforgiving minions franchise
itsakattastrophe said: Hopefully you don’t mean that literally…but then again, cockers. Thankfully he didn’t shit on the table, but he really pushed my patience. He started out doing really well, but he cocker mind decided to appear and
thedailybeard: this is kind of an awkward question but can i touch your beard? i’ve literally asked this question before. not to this man, but to stranger. he kindly let me. it could of been really awkward but it was funny and we just laughed
lady-feral: rgfellows: asavageking: dandelionkicker: onyourtongue: Sorry but that trim is sharrrrrrrrp Is he even real?? But….what That last one is literally tripping me the fuck out. I can see from the unfinished part that it’s 2D but I CAN’T
francescadarimini: seagodofmagic:My dad never makes dad jokes but when he does he plays to win.After LITERALLY HOURS of attempting to reconcile my Federal, New York and New Jersey taxes, just moments after I had started to literally cry with frustration,
hanari502: beyondplotshitthunderdome: hanari502: cheripi: Ppl always freak out over the word moist when the real villain is the word sopping Okay but “Sopping Moist” Hanari I have literally seen tide laundry pod oviposition today and this is literally
weavemama: weavemama: college can literally be free right fucking now as we speak but keeping young people out of loan debt isn’t a priority to the government. let me repeat that because this information is infuriating. college can literally be free
boethiah: boethiah: I am actually speechless over this I want to make some witty comment on how dumb this is but its rendered me speechless literally nobody’s ever allowed to use the word neurotypical ever again at this point ‘neurotypical’ literally
fashionistaflower: donut-gal98: snowys1349: thepotentialpolyglot: when you talk to a native speaker who uses slang but you’ve only ever learned formal language in class LITERALLY ME WHENEVER I USE THE HELLOTALK APP. LITERALLY SO HELPFUL FOR ENGLISH
b-minus: zvaigzdelasas: sexhaver: wakeupfighting: BUT I LITERALLY GO “rawr” ALL THE TIME. ITS MY THING THIS WAS MADE FOR ME???? oh honey… rawing means “I love you” in dinosaur I’m literally gonna jump
sergy92: legoshoes: aaronexplainsitall: Your dick will literally fall off. Like I don’t know what you’re hoping for. But if you jack off three hundred and seventeen thousand, eight hundred and eleven times in a day. Your dick will literally be reduced
dog-teeth:be-they-do-crimes:dog-teeth:badweird feelingsnot to be a communist on main but these are literally the modes of alienation under capitalism that marx describedPLEASE be a communist on my posts its literally capitalism thats making me feel this
pathologising:actually you will not enjoy hearing this but you literally have to abandon your self deprecating humor. besides the fact that it can drive people away you literally are only hurting yourself by constantly making jokes that further cement
tiergan-andrin-alenefar:arsonistblue: arsonistblue: ok but neopronouns???? cool as fuck my dude. you literally didn’t vibe with other words people expected you to use so you just fuckin made your own???? literally tell me one thing that is more punk
red-lantern-jason-todd: theassbuttofsunnydale: xelamanrique318: vision: there is a way to defeat thanos… but i would have to die in the process. literally me and everyone in the movie theater: to be fair he was literally the only one saying “no
thetrashiestoftrash: danielle-mertina: jamaicanblackcastoroil: bubblegum-pwussay: foxnewsfuckfest: [unending fart noise] They literally hate for employees to do anything but slave away I swear This is literally my job I get all my work done in
goodeye-cyborg: draayder: I don’t know how to tell you this but Marie Kondo is LITERALLY a parent of toddlers She literally on her show in the very first episode talks about how her toddlers help with folding clothes and stuff. Like??? She talks
pearl-likes-pi: OK BUT fOr real can we just talk about how pearl gets stabbed, literally stabbed thru the back and the FIRsT THING SHE DOES RIGHT AFTER SHE LOOKS DOWN AND SEES WOW THERE IS A SWORD THRU MY LITERAL, BODY SHE LOOKS, UP AT STEVEN TO MAKE
vaspider: literal-ghost: ladytabularasa: dangerscissor: ms crow showing off her good side @literal-ghost I’ve never seen a crow face from this angle before, but it makes me incredibly happy. @crofethr
quibbs: for some stupid reason?? every time my mech explodes and i’m in squishy d.va mode i still think i can take on literally anyone take on literally anyone not with my gun, but strictly using melee actually win doing this
the-eleventh-blog: THE FACT THEY SHOWED LITERALLY EVERY POSSIBLE THEORY BUT NEVER TRULY CONFIRMED IT AND MADE ANDERSON FALL OVER AND CRY ABOUT IT WAS LITERALLY THE BEST WAY TO HANDLE SOMETHING THAT WOULD NEVER GAIN UNIVERSAL SATISFACTION FOR THE AUDIENCE
natcat5: erosum: hypervocal: 13 People Who Don’t Know What ‘Literally’ Means Literally the best list on the internet. get in losers we’re going hetero-crushing ^Oh my god that’s horrible I’m crying but I’m laughing
goldenpoc: Literally all I ever hear about is girls embracing their sexuality. I’m here for it all the way, but there is not enough talk about girls who don’t want to be sexual and super out there at all. Literally everything is just about sex. Or
cummied: astro1995: tayorswift: cookiejamals: wasn’t she shaming girls for wearing make up tho did she just literally say “before it was cool” she literally never spoke out about feminism or its issues and shames women but ok. she was feminist
derples: teganfeatsara: that’s how I wanna go Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD OFFICER
girlwhowasonfire: markahenda: pretzlebutts: sneakyfeets: chapmen: literally wtf the fuck I DON’T USE THE WORD WIZARD LIGHTLY BUT Move over potter, there’s a new wizard in town those editing skills tho THIS IS LITERALLY AT MY SCHOOL I
sickomobb: me before i say something literally no one ever asked to hear all of: i know literally nobody asked to hear all of this shit but—
longful: salinex: were-all-queer-here: longful: So I just bought this for my cat and it’s literally become her best friend. Like I thought this video was a joke but NOPE. My cat will literally hiss at me if I go near his new toy…SOMEBODY HELP.
neilnevins:It’s so weird to think how five years ago Despicable Me started out as a passable but enjoyable movie about a super-villain raising three little girls but has literally devolved into nothing but an unforgiving minions franchise
hey look, more unnecessary comments also sorry, dude, but im literally sitting in that position right now?? i sit in weird ass ways and most people do too, maybe it just hurts for you plus Nepeta is a goddamn cat troll she can literally twist her body
i literally cannot go on twitter or my dash for the next 3 hours LOLi see ppl talking about being spoiled but then they start talking about what it is they saw and they’re literally spoiling everyone else along with themso far ive done well in avoiding
I had a oddly satisfying dream. With no sex. But a potential mystery man who I can’t recall but is vaguely familiar to me. He’s the typical tsundere but with a twist. A closeted gay. I was literally minding my own business in a garage type
owlberta: mirahxox: owlberta: mirahxox: I know it’s tmi but I literally need to do some acrobatic yoga bullshit to get good pics of my b-hole for snapchat so you better appreciate it 😂😂😂 Mirah I will literally buy you a selfie stick to
earthstory: Um, wow. I love whales, but I’d scream. Do you know how big these creatures are? And more than one? WHAT IF THEY BREACHED? Oh my god. You would literally LITERALLY die.
stevenonoja: Be yourself, literally. I am a hardhead but i still get my shit done no matter how long it has taken. Its not how much people like you but how firm you are in your ways. Its not how long you take but how dedicated you are. Confidence is
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musernatural: owlmylove: derples: teganfeatsara: that’s how I wanna go Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword HE LITERALLY WALKED
candyredterezii: candyredterezii: look Homestuck has its faults and say what you will but the “getting punched into next week. Literally.” gag where they end up literally where they would be next week, at the grocery store, is still the funniest
lgbt-tiktoks:Caption: [Here’s a PSA for all of y’all who take everything so daggum literal, I think theres somehing wrong with your fucking brain. You do realize that being literally all the time don’t do nothing but justify your narcissism and
marzipanandminutiae:when I say I want sapphic bodice rippers, I don’t just mean queer lady romance novels in generalno I want a total Regency trash fire with literal bodices being literally rippedit’s 1810 and gay marriage is legal but that’s never
transkenobis:people have said this before but the secret, the secret to making fan communities tolerable, is to literally only interact with your trusted mutuals who have good opinions and not venture into the fandom outside of that. because literally
fvesos:I get scared when I’m showering and I hear noise like what if my family is being murdered out there and I have no time to get dressed I am going to have to fight this person naked; tiddies flying and all dat shit
rheastrasza: good news, everyone, there are literally thousands of pre-recorded names in Fallout 4 which include, but are not limited to, “katniss,” “fuckface,” and “boobies.” that’s right, folks, NPCs will literally call you mr fuckface
Okay so I’m drawing right now and I’m almost finished but I keep looking back to see if the episode is posted but I wanna finish drawing bUT I WANNA REBLOG THE EPISODE FOR YOU GUYS AND IM LITERALLY CLICKING BETWEEN WINDOWS AHHHHHDBXNDK
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leyash2016: xxslut-queenxx: Literally all I want 😍 I dont know about before but it is literally all i want now!
deandralicious: Here it is, poops, our grand finale, in case you missed it on TWAT. The odds were literally stacked against us, but in the end, my arm literally came in handy. I didn’t shit my pants this time, too.
plastic-pipes: No but I love that Korra and Asami ran off to the Spirit world on vacation but I also laughed really hard about her picking the Spirit world because like literally everyone else already got to go But Asami is always just
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