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whoreos420: GUESS WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THAT KYOYA TOPS LIKE LITERALLY GUYS KYOYA IS MOMMY FOR A REASON MOMMY DOESN’T FUCK DADDY.
surrendering-all-to-you: Kinda want to be fucked so hard I forget my name and my eyes roll back into my head but also fucked so sinfully slow where the only name I will ever remember is his and how it tastes on my lips
hardisonparker replied to your post “4 and 12” i was in bandom for a brief time but literally the only thing i remember was reading a fic where either jack or will from potc was pete wentz’s ancestor This is the most beautiful fic I never read.
outlandishrumor: THIS IS LITERALLY THE MOST ACCURATE/BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN ON TWITTER. PATRICK KNOWS US BETTER THAN WE KNOW OURSELVES.
so much of this cm high school au is pining rn but then I realized that pretty much all of high school is pining, esp when you’re a baby queer kid, so at least that’s accurate.
ragingpaige: omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re
my mind is blind to everything but you
I know I live with a trans person and I really shouldn’t complain, but sometimes I wish I could spend more time with trans people to offset the boring cis adults I interact with on a daily basis…
bisexual-hamilton: spending บ bills is so hard nowadays because alexander hamilton is so hot it’s literally like dumping your hot boyfriend for a bunch of cheaper ones
obfire: I was re-reading jjba when noticing something literally made me choked myself And when I went though Stardust Crusaders really carefully I found more and more and more…..
rustybuttholes: this was originally on youtube but got deleted because of copyright claims so here u go
stimmyabby:funny how a mentally ill person is manipulative because they tell someone they are in pain but the people around them aren’t manipulative for setting up a giant complex system of rewards and punishments designed to get the mentally ill person
sharkvoid:when you’re having a bad time but you’re trying to be positive about it
greathaircut:they said i’d never learn to read…. but they didn’t count on this!!!!!!
arminjagers: tfw ur having really disturbing intrusive thoughts but ur around other people so you have to pretend ur fine and ur just
myfairbaby: There’s literally no better quote from a show ever.
laveerie: Shouldn’t you boys be in school…. but shouldn’t mom be at work? Available on Redbubble
esidisi: tacoworu: sailorfailures: sailorfailures: AU where everything is the same but Naoko draws Luna the way Araki draws Iggy @sailoryuyu @louiscyphre
goodraandyy: me, a simple trans: hm i think i might quite like to try wearing some masculine clothing :-) literally all men’s clothes ever: *look like That*
spiderwoman:It was totally great. But he suffered a humiliating defeat at the hands of his arch nemesis… The Beast. And, he’s never been the same.
rabdoidal: I’ve been thinking a lot about how gay people say I love you, and I mean that literally. I’ve known people for a few hours most, and said “I love you” and meant it - new years parties, university tutorials, anime conventions - the
louisegluckpdf:“don’t go where i can’t follow” is literally the most romantic thing anyone has ever said. it’s like. i’ll let you bring me anywhere—far from home, far from the places and people i love, so long as you stay with me. i’ll
greencarnations: cinematicsymphony: This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be. CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE: do not react. at the most,
forrowest:satanshornydick:a-mended-mind:heartlit:thefrustratedxerneas:blingeed:citoyenprouvaire:things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in: suits lacy lingerie eyeliner ball gowns •battle armor•blood of your enemies•flannel shirts
fabulousworkinprogress: lilystarlace: homojabi: Seriously though, the easiest way to piss off a rich person is to own something expensive as a poor person—they literally think that they’re the only people who deserve nice things and will argue
unpicasso: idk if it’s just a Taurus thing or earth signs in general but literally the minute I think somebody is 2% less interested in talking to me I’m like “well that was fun while it lasted time to find a new friend” like……….y’all
lilmajorshawty: bogus-babe:if i like you, we don’t have to go out on dates all the time, you can literally hmu saying you have errands to run if i wanna come with you. i’m down for that because in the end i just wanna spend time with you Mars and
wolfsnape:A song defending women against men and predators and being body posi saying literally “I’m not your toy” won Eurovision and if it isn’t the most 20gayteen thing you’ve ever seen you are wrong
natural–blues: i-jab: flaming-fruitcake: theocseason4: I am LOSING my mind this is so funny I want to watch the whole thing. Ok but women are so strong like she is in so much fucking pain and is like fuck that im going to straighten my
misstylersmith: Eleven: I guess you could say I’ve… fallen for you *winks* Rose: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs, how are you even in the same body-
factoseintolerant:
generalgrievousdatingsim: generalgrievousdatingsim: house hunters but literally estate agent: today we’re dealing with two detatched properties and a feral bungalow at the end of a cul-de-sac *cheerfully cocks shotgun* let’s get started!
the-pundertaker-deactivated2020:heywriters:Humor Among Siblings: Two Moods1. We’re all being very witty right now, but we’re immune to each other’s wit so we forget to laugh2. Nothing we’re saying is actually funny at all, yet
jehovahhthickness:Literally expressed to my sister last week or two weeks ago that I don’t care if my romantic relationships don’t work out as long as I have kids and she said “No! You don’t want that. Your kids must have a father in the house
surprisedentistry:cosmicbirth: surprisedentistry: anyone else remember being a child and seeing the very neat handwriting of other little girls and somehow knowing that you were a different genre of person than they were literally no…i remember
@mazokhist replied to your post “Literally (and I mean that in the actual definition of the word) the…” What sucks is that you’re not overreacting in the slightest and I have seen on way too many occasions people
someone made a board game for a project in my school and my class is grading them and this persons board game had mechanics literally 100% identical to FE:A and then said “everything was my idea”
elouncr: vick-xoxo: omgzayn: arent boybands supposed to have that //one ugly member// what the hell happened to one direction louis i will shove my hand up your ass and grab your organs and literally sit them on a dinner plate and eat them right
kiwiggle: lumos5001: scotsmcall: zaynyboy: ok but literally how HE TURNED FOUR BIRDS INTO A PERSON THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WIZARD WHO HAS ESCAPED HOGWARTS SOMEONE CALL THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC FUCK THIS (via fortheloveofotps) ????????? I am concerned
kidouyuuto: kidouyuuto: i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet I MEANT ATLANTIS YOU ASSHOLES
that was literally the dumbest episode of new who including love and monsters and that’s saying something christ I need to go play some video games or something and take out my irritation
roarofalannister: Moffat really needs to stop making the Doctor comment on Clara’s body and appearance. Not only is it sexist but it is also damaging! To little girls who would think that this is normal behaviour, that how they look is just a funny
mshpiece: psilentasincjelli: striderbaby: superwholockian-in-camelot: obsessedbooknerd: LOOK AT ALL THE EMOTIONS I literally didnt recognize her i only knew it was her because of the start of the shhh shhh and the fascinating gif… It’s almost
literaryghoul: unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they
soggystyrofoam: everyone insists they don’t want a perfect character but as soon as a character has a huge flaw, everyone suddenly hates them. I guess folks just want superficial flaws that have no bearing on the apparent morality of the character
greenwithenby:“Realizing Steven and Rose Quartz have the same chuckle.”- literal-ghost
ttotheaffy: bombcollar replied to your post:So if Daud is Uncle Grandpa… this mean Corvo is…The answer is yes. Loves to eat? Human with weird powers? Hangs out with little girl who loves books? Literally the same character how did they get away with
Here’s a tip that’s actually probably obvious from the beginning but I didn’t realize until I was fighting the first boss ‘cause I’m a dodo:Any star points you don’t use during a turn get carried over to the next turn. You usually get like
Also, like, Rose had so much hair. It’s not the same kind of hair as Amethyst and Jasper but its a lot and every other Gem we know (Garnet, Pearl, Lapis, Peridot) has relatively short hair while Rose, Amethyst, and Jasper practically have manes. Why
pearlarchives: everyone is literally in garnets lap garnet can hold three people in her lap I’m screaming Garnet hugs save lives
I think, at least in some cases, people interpret Garnet as an unhealthy relationship because they take it way too literally. Like, Garnet is one person, so they’re seeing it as two people who become one person and never part. “Its unhealthy to be
@otterbender replied to your post “How fast does ur queue post?”oh my gOD 3,400?? oh my ogd??????? this is pearl-likes-pi from my main blog and i literally have like 30 posts in my queue right now i swear to godhaha, yea, its super full nowadays!
I think I’ve mentioned this before, but I like Of Monsters and Men’s “Wolves Without Teeth” for Ruby/Sapphire
if Jasper ever ends up reforming (both literally and figuratively) and joining the team, I hope she at one point calls Amethyst her Amethysteralternatively, if they ever meet any other Earth born Gems they could call her that
virtualherovranger:wintermutal:wintermutal: wintermutal: hot take: silent hills PT was literally a masterpiece of horror and i am still, two years later, fucking ASTOUNDED by every aspect of it like it is a damn TRAGEDY that it was cancelled because
-apple: i don’t understand how my room gets so messy when i literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day
I have no idea why but literally everything is confusing right now Like what is this glowing thing I;m staring at right now and what are these sparky neon green and purple spots floating infront of my eyes
queenpanpan: Your new Pokémon team is all the Pokémon you currently have plushies of Who’s in your lineup? Mine is literally just a single meowth
modmad:nathalia-sod:commodorez:hamvendor:jesuisloupseul:woefully-undercaffeinated:sandmandaddy69:This does not even begin to cover the weirdness of cathode ray televisions.They are literally particle accelerators that you point at your face.And for eighty
thatsthat24: clayorey:Point Nemo: the point in the ocean farthest from land. Here you are surrounded by nearly 9 million square miles of water. Ok, but literally, how did someone determine this? Out of all the places in the ocean that this could have
