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smokeysweetness: ampexplosion: soilmate: First time I’ve posted anything nude but mike used to tell me if I did he would leave me cause my body belonged to him or whatever and oh well he left anyways and my body is mine so yup this feels great I
silence-heart: dailly5hgifs: “We’ve said hello a million times, the hardest thing to do is say goodbye.” lol not really your representatives did it for you and yes, i purposefully put this here for a good laugh, but if you’re offended, stop
faux-taku: u-ok: OH MY GOD idk if already did, but i have to reblog because of reasons. SO CUTE.
turnipfritters: president-zhuli: okay but if this isn’t the most badass thing you’ve ever seen you can get the fuck out of my face right now even the weapon is like “did she just”
ambris-art: did-you-kno: Because this is the best idea ever, the Kickstarter has already been fully funded! But if you know you absolutely MUST have one, you can still back the project and get your notebook at a discount :) Source All of my
rudescience: pringlesaremydivision: #lol but like#what if we did the reverse#i’m just picturing a bunch of scientists#no longer experts in mitochondria#now they’re mitochondria fan girls#i love it (via @brainsandbooshay) “This is professor Aldridge,
shinyrock6498: did-you-kno: Human fingers can detect nano-size objects. This means you not only have the ability to feel a tiny bump the size of a large molecule, but if your finger was the size of Earth, you could determine the difference between
absolute-mad-dog: ASFGDH IM NOT SURE IF SOMEONE DID THIS BEFORE BUT. based on that one lazy town scene (rest in peace Stefán)
labradorduck: undead-potatoes: I know Dracula is the bad guy of Castlevania and all, but if some zealous Christians showed up at my home and horribly murdered my wife because she did medicine too good I too would probably have gone absolutely fucking
transapphic: thebaconsandwichofregret: theauspolchronicles: (teachers literally did that) Also remember that percentages are relative. 200% sounds like a lot. But if you had only one visibly trans student in 4 years then a 200% increase would mean that
psisbae: On the train with about 3 guys in the car with me. None saw but a pretty hot twenty something might have when he walked by (when I cover up) if he did he didn’t comment
dadsamoviecritic:“Goodfellas"…… now I’m a big fan of ‘The Godfather’…..but, if you wanted the blue collar version of "the black hand” Goodfellas is the true to life story…..aka “what Luca Brosi did to pay the
littleraynoffire: did-you-kno: Because this is the best idea ever, the Kickstarter has already been fully funded! But if you know you absolutely MUST have one, you can still back the project and get your notebook at a discount :) Source
carriebongstein: me, logically: it’s never gonna happen the tiny hopeful goblin in my brain: but what if it did
kramergate: kramergate: kramergate: i’m not ever gonna play detroit become human but i can’t stop thinking about that concept art that made rounds. you know the one i can’t tell you which cause i don’t know these characters and even if i did
hatchibomitar: shinyrock6498: did-you-kno: Human fingers can detect nano-size objects. This means you not only have the ability to feel a tiny bump the size of a large molecule, but if your finger was the size of Earth, you could determine the
nishlo: stunningpicture: In 2001, my parents bet me that if I did not drink, smoke, or do drugs by 21, they would give me . Here I am on my 21st birthday holding the contract I signed when I was 8. damn i can lie to my parents too but i aint make
mr-leach: I am a pretty patient person but if there is one thing I will lose my shit over almost instantly it’s my computer/internet being slow my tolerance level is exactly 0 for that shit man I did my time in the 90’s/2000’s I don’t need any
isei-silva:But what if chocobos did the cockatoo thing when excited
fetishhand: Fetishists #1 Page 6 It finally comes to an end!I am sorry if it did not end the way any of you expected but do not worry there will be fun ramifications for what has happened in issue 1. I wanted to have issue 2 focus more on the fallout
dee-spizeme: soilmate: First time I’ve posted anything nude but mike used to tell me if I did he would leave me cause my body belonged to him or whatever and oh well he left anyways and my body is mine so yup this feels great Free at last
animations-daily: But if I know you, I know what you’ll do, you’ll love me at once, the way you did once upon a dream… Sleeping Beauty (1959)
tylerchokely: *skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game
disabilityhealth: Don’t compare your struggle to someone else’s. We would all end up feeling like massive complainers if we did that. By all means support and sympathize with others, but do the same for yourself.
sad-black: itsqueerlyhalloween: lesbianmccree: boganjunkrat: did you know there are bisexual flowers and they’re perfect it says so right there in my bio textbook i would never lie to you perfect (bisexual) reblog if you are a perfect bisexual,
themindislimitless: IT AIN’T GONNA LICK ITSELF: songs about cunnilingus. Complied with kalimehndi, who did most of the putting-together. Best guess for the image is here, but if someone knows better, let me know. 01. Lil' Kim - "How Many Licks" ft.
ananvil: derekisme: never tried women’s clothes - not my kink - but I suspect I’d be like this if I did try it. Love the hard cock poking through the panties!!!!
petrainesmaster: masterspetraine: Hell yeah I am! Hope everyone had as much fun as I did today! ;) <3 -masterspetraine love is like a rope, well maintained it can bind the most ferocious of beasts, but if abandoned it will wither and became useless.
gotemcoach: THANK YOU, RAEF LAFRENTZ. CURSE YOU, JAMES POSEY. I know Raef LaFrentz didn’t dunk this basketball. Raef LaFrentz didn’t even make the shot. But Raef LaFrentz did catch it, and that’s what makes it a pass. If Raef LaFrentz gets
anakedglassofwine: jaalmanza: Gym body So I love this because this girl is kickass, obviously. But it still begs the question, what nutrition store allows half-naked posing? Because I can promise I’ve never seen this at any GNC near me. If I did,
mickeyandcompany: But if I know you, I know what you’ll do. You’ll love me at once. The way you did once upon a dream.
julestreasure: 3 2 1 blastoff!!!!or like, the NASA equivalent of a drippy oozy lackluster looking cumshot. Hope I didn’t hype it up too much, but if you didn’t enjoy that’s okay, because one of us did!
onlymonica: A start to a yoga pose. You actually want to do this one with your back leg a bit higher and your front arm and chest more parallel with the floor, but I couldn’t see the camera if I did that. This is an excellent stretch, and really
aphroditeinfurs: Mood: Frank Sinatra when he slit his wrists because he thought Ava Gardner would come back to him if he did a dramatic suicide attempt since the last time he overdosed on pills she came back to him but this time she had enough and left
apeironstella: Ayy I never saw this bonus pic going around from vol 24, after those two remeet Gil so I was like “I wanna make a phone wallpaper for myself with this” so I did. It’s terrible but if anyone feels like using it, feel free to do so.
undead-potatoes: I know Dracula is the bad guy of Castlevania and all, but if some zealous Christians showed up at my home and horribly murdered my wife because she did medicine too good I too would probably have gone absolutely fucking feral
bluntcuntt: soilmate: First time I’ve posted anything nude but mike used to tell me if I did he would leave me cause my body belonged to him or whatever and oh well he left anyways and my body is mine so yup this feels great Re logging again because
zoldyck-steez: zoldyck-steez: idk but if like a cute girl wanted to come have sing alongs to motion city soundtrack and fall out boy while we play some black flag that would be pretty freakin’ cool. did I mention that it’s raining. yeah rain
somesexdreams: Well, you all did it now. You got enough likes on that ask for volume 4 of the panties game. Remember, the most important thing is to have fun. Adjust how you need for the game but if you start the game be sure you finish with a
xelamanrique: “I never fucked Wayne, I never fucked Drake. All my life for fuck sake. If I did, I’d menage with them and let them eat my ass like a cupcake.” “I never fucked Nicki because she got a man, but when that’s over I’m first in
foxy-knitter:lilykit627:broadway-aradia:but seriously when did we all start saying “yo”Actually, if you really want to know, “Io” (pronounced “yo”) was a Latin … exclamation that sort of meant “Oh” or “Hey”. The common greeting for
fuji09: did-you-kno: Because this is the best idea ever, the Kickstarter has already been fully funded! But if you know you absolutely MUST have one, you can still back the project and get your notebook at a discount :) Source I need this!
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foxy-knitter: lilykit627: broadway-aradia: but seriously when did we all start saying “yo” Actually, if you really want to know, “Io” (pronounced “yo”) was a Latin … exclamation that sort of meant “Oh” or “Hey”. The common greeting
Hp Lyrikz - Inspiring Quotes
felkina: “Do you like this sweater on me master? It’s kinda exposing but… If you like it then, i will like it too… Why are you looking so hungry master? And your pants are really tight… Hmm master is needy? Did I make you this way?”
villainouscenobite: Get it nice and sloppy girl, work it, from the tip to the balls. After I am done tearing her up you are next. I would say I would clean it off before that but we both know it wouldn’t be half as good for you if I did.
camdamage: Rope practice today. Continuing to try new things out of my comfort zone (aka making shit up I haven’t been taught yet but want to learn) and did an arms front harness. Not bad for first try? Kinda?
rose-j: fatwhiterepublicanwoman: mysticfaeries: rose-j: feelingyoungsexyandfitted: theshirtlesslifter: rose-j: set-of-actions: atoth4: Those eyes Jesus Christ she has on a lot of makeup But I don’t here and even if I did who fucking cares?!
