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avocadoave: These photos were begging to be used on a poster for a clichéd Nancy Myers exes-with-benefits-rom-com. This movie doesn’t exist, but if it did I would watch the hell out of it.
lovelytonys: I would say “I’d die for Tony Stark” but if I did that he would carry the guilt like a two ton weight so instead I’m deciding to live for Tony Stark. I think he’d like it better that way.
glumshoe:reblogging-dragon:glumshoe:Disclaimer: my hatred of geologists is purely theatrical, but if I did have to kill one for some reason, it would be very easy. I’d brandish my obsidian knife at them and they’d be compelled to approach. “That’s
callieohpeee reblogged your post: callieohpeee: people with fandom tattoos are all… no i havent yet but if i did would there be a problem you’re talking to the guy with the fringe tattoo
princesssilverglow: moonkelpie: artemispanthar: see, this is another thing I hate about hiatuses. Increased risk of leaks (or spoilers, since if it did air in another country already its no longer a leak) I’m thinking that CN is trying to extend
grimrapper: in ur otp who is the one tryin to live off of hot pockets and instant ramen and who is the one who forces the other to do actual grocery shopping
ruggedlacedlust: I think I posted this pic already…but if I did…here it is again.
joyceanfartboner: meowgon: robotsquid: #did you know it is a violation of student privacy laws to let students grade each other’s quizzes#it is also illegal to call out grades#it is just straight up illegal to allow students to know other students’
vfatldms:snowsandbros:I have never had a woman drool on my dick but if she did it would disappear… ;)
asteria-thefallingstar: Okita: These feet move super fast. You want her to do a tap dance for you, huh? Kagura: I don`t know how to tap dance! Okita: Well, looks like no tap dance for you, you bastard!
lilyyanne: I sometimes wish I stuck with studio. But if I did that means I wouldn’t be doing hip hop right now. hmm.. i love the concepts that their choreographers come up with!!!! I have to go watch them on tour this season!!!
thatpettyblackgirl: I’m not saying fight the teacher but if you did…I understand
Thinking about writing up a description of what the “perfect” Dom would be for me. Just to get a clear idea of what I’m looking for. But if I did that, would I be setting myself up for failure? Always looking for something that is too
cum-loving-kitten: flashytitle: undercover-hussy: Thinking about writing up a description of what the “perfect” Dom would be for me. Just to get a clear idea of what I’m looking for. But if I did that, would I be setting myself up for failure?
youngdominant: flashytitle: undercover-hussy: Thinking about writing up a description of what the “perfect” Dom would be for me. Just to get a clear idea of what I’m looking for. But if I did that, would I be setting myself up for failure? Always
flashytitle: undercover-hussy: cum-loving-kitten: flashytitle: undercover-hussy: Thinking about writing up a description of what the “perfect” Dom would be for me. Just to get a clear idea of what I’m looking for. But if I did that, would I
patreon commish of kuvira gettin’ them gains she hits the gym so she won’t hit you
grawly: kootiepie: saki-hyuuga: gangbanglerfish: WAIT, HOW OLD ARE JESSIE AND JAMES!???? did some of you guys really think they were older than 18 what the FUCK
dutchster: in a way i feel bad for you americans not having free healthcare, but if you did, breaking bad would’ve never existed so thank you for that
ofdustandpotions: do u just see characters from fandoms you’re not in and be like “i dont even watch this show but if i did. that one. they’d be my fave”
feel like shitwanted to go for a walk today but if i did id probably pass outim not dehydrated or hungry since ive been eating and drinking all day and its not from lack of sleep since i had about 13 hours sleepwaaaah! i hate my body sometimes
slutty-hollie: I’ve never tried using my big tits to turn two weak men into cock sucking pussies… but if I did it would look something like this…
devildoll: I know you aren’t supposed to read the comments but if I hadn’t I would have never seen this.
awkwardvagina: ahmed-sb: awkwardvagina: the other day my boyfriend wouldn’t cook me breakfast so i went to the lounge, changed our wifi password and refused to give it to him until he had made me something to eat But if guy did that… sorry to
stratisxx:Love it when Arab men have that neanderthal look and a cock that can make any hole squirm. Most guys wouldn’t be able to take that baseball bat. But if you did …you’d definitely feel that cock inside you.
koreanmodel: Jin Jung Sun, Yoon So Jung by Kim Bo Ha for My Wedding Korea Jan 2016
fss-88:i hate texting first but if i did u r lucky
the-real-seebs: this is very clever, it shifts their attention towards “okay, but if anything did turn out to be wrong, would you be accused of malpractice?”
tunatakotuna: shittyidea: Have an “I’m Feel Lucky” option in a taxi and just let them take you where ever the fuck they want Okay BUT if you did this with a type - I’m feeling lucky for a restaurant, I’m feeling lucky for somewhere quiet,
glumshoe:randomslasher:glumshoe:reblogging-dragon:glumshoe:Disclaimer: my hatred of geologists is purely theatrical, but if I did have to kill one for some reason, it would be very easy. I’d brandish my obsidian knife at them and they’d be compelled
shorthalt:bare naked ladies was right…i don’t make films but if i did they’d have a samurai
I lied and did educate myself on sbarro and learned that this thing fucking slaps
I’m aware of a daily post limit but If there’s a draft limit I will cry :(
10-jie: [I’m BayMax] I thought the movie was ending when i saw this part.But if it did, I’m going to cry so hard.･ﾟ(ﾉд`ﾟ)
giraffepoliceforce: Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this: Acquire several dozen limes. Go up to them and then drop all the limes. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better. Keep doing this until
I’ve never had an older brother, but if I did, I’m pretty sure it would be James Franco.
foxingfaces: Sam and Dean don’t know any of this. But if they did, I bet they’d smile.
larnbey: justwatchthesunrise: flameandphoenix: Alcohockey - Canadian variation of beer pong. I am inventor of this. I am drunk. I am Canadian. - Imgur WHO’S READY TO PLAY Omfg okay I don’t play games with my beer anymore but if I did… this
gabicomeback: reasons to love Crowley: phone number is 666 dean’s contact in his phone is “not moose” pinwheel doesn’t have any virtues, but if he did, patience wouldn’t be one sold soul for 3 inch longer ding dong just trying to hit double
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blazepress: Tigers don’t do snow fights, but if they did…
lil–queen: savanita it u
lynstholin: hellomynameis-mark: theretardedginger: sassygaychuggaa: mastereatsyouwhenyouresleeping: lonerboner4lyf: frequentingfandoms: solyeuse: mamamorgantayl0r: My child will not exist, but if it did I would accept it as whatever it was
rdjay: lovelytonys: I would say “I’d die for Tony Stark” but if I did that he would carry the guilt like a two ton weight so instead I’m deciding to live for Tony Stark. I think he’d like it better that way.
dazzlingkai: 04:45 AM ≈ [ NORWAY ]I am constantly told to go to bed early.. but if I did, then I’d miss the sight of this wonderful view.
ms-curves: Starting the week with something pretty. I haven’t got anything quite like this… but if I did, this feels like as good a day as any to wear it.
lil-miss-bi-curious: misterem: lil-miss-bi-curious: I imangine I’ll have to hold her thighs against his so she doesn’t buck off his cock and away. But, if she did, I would chase that pussy down and suck, lick, and flick until she could take no
rendezv-ous: softly-faded-jeans: wotdafuck: t0xicvision: ĢŘŮŊĜĘ ☯☮CLICK FOR GRUNGE☯☮ ✝Soft Grunge✝ ✞ ☯ soft grunge ☯ ✞you don’t have to check out my blog, but if you did, that would be neat
whaaat those people are bonkers but if you DID have kids you’d be the milfest milf ever
i never wanted a psp but if i did have one it would only be so i could play p3p and p4g
asweetheartbeingnaughty: missboomangel: ❤ I don’t have a nipple piercing and don’t plan to get one, but if I did - this would be the one I’d want!
webbymoddie: PERIDOT’S WEAPON IS THOSE BOMBS! HOW DID NO ONE SEE IT?!
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