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supah-mayne: 230miles: I swear on everything that this isn’t just some stupid contest to gain followers. I’ve been wanting a new macbook for ages so now I have two. I was thinking about returning/selling my old one, but I wouldn’t be getting the
Although the vacation was a pleasant escape, the rift between the two had grown considerably during Vhaelen’s absence. Things hadn’t felt quite the same in a long time and both men were finally forced to deal with it face to face. The decision
tarargh: i only have two speed settings for blogging: “makes you wonder if theyre even still active” or “your entire dash is nothing but me”
loobeeinthesky:Kili is an evil wriggling braid chomping monster on quiet snowy nights. Fili of course tries hard to be a good lad, but is fighting the laughter. Thorin knows he’s damned any second to have two giggle monsters on his hands.(oh damn
deeeepthroat: your-favorite-slut:You work hard all day long, but when you get home you have two choices: do you want a slow relaxing blowjob, or would you like to fuck my throat and enjoy me gagging and choking? The second one please
luchile: “we’re watching a movie in class” “but you have to take notes” “and write a two page paper about it”
crunchbuttsteak:lookingforsarahjay:crunchbuttsteak:If I had a nickel for every big name Harry Potter fanfic writer who started their own cult, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.Oh man, are we talking
gay-pippin:zeroblogshere:‘men’s tits’ and ‘wizard’ are now both certified genres of post on tumblr but i have yet to see anyone dare to combine the two
queenstilinski: But I only have two hands.
mike-peace: This was supposed to be up last thursday, but I could only do that now. Well, this means that this week we’ll have two comics =D Not everything is bad.
destiny-islanders: I’m a day late, but I still wanted to doodle something for @numinoceur’s birthday! So have two incubus boys making cupcakes from Numi’s and @destatree‘s Incubus AU! Check out their work– it’s awesome! :>
sxizzor: hypocean: deedeedeebee: I usually have two or more sets of headcanons with characters Headcanon A: what I think realistically Headcanon B: what I think is fucking hilarious you forgotC: what it heart-crushing and awful but fun to inflict
lolsofunny: “I am sorry. But you know I have two weaknesses—children cursing and old people rapping.” via lolsofunny=)
fuckmytwinkboyfriend: The couple was much older than what my boy usually goes for. But he couldn’t pass up the opportunity to have two Daddies working him over at once.
erika-tgirl: But… Where is my cock ?! If you want to hide it. I have two places you can put it.
thekooksz: Have you ever shipped two fictional characters so much that you literally just dont understand how someone could not ship them
I’m doing a really awesome dnd giveaway in this huge fb dnd group, and I’ve gotten a huge, amazing response from it, but then I get messages from random dudes, private messages, saying they have two movie tickets, and he’ll pay for the dinner.like,
yveszaynslaurent:i only have two facial expressions but that’s okay i’m still cute
therealshadman: therealshadman: Shower scene with Quiet! <3 see full set at shadbase Added the two additional versions here on Tumblr, the MGS set on Shadbase is pretty much over by now, but there have been plenty of additions with Quiet you can
kalyfornia: bluewut: bigassgifs: Oily Cuban ass I can’t help but look at the second gif and go “Does she have two buttholes?”.
voluttuosadea: There was supposed to be two boobs here but I have little hands and an unnecessarily big phone.
maximustrashagon: I have two otp settings gross adorable married couples who love each other endlessly toxic, horrid relationships awful for both people but they can’t let go
andatsea: “But the ocean will vanish slowly back to the mountains,” argues the spellmaker, “and become again the river.” “We are not water,” replies the Keeper. “If we come down to the shore, we may forget the
ukitakess: loycos: that’s… probably not how it goes with these two. but anyway, have some lazy animation bpd-amethyst
cynegetic: adultc0ntent: 019295: iamawinrar: I wish I could rest a bowl of cereal on this ass and watch cartoons. Me too. I have two ass cheeks for a reason my lovelies ;) If only you had 3 ass cheeks but I guess that would be weird lol
exhibitionistatheart: onedeadpoet: Toys don’t have to be just for women. I love a woman that likes to mix things up, surprising me with toys like this. It means she’s not only kinky, but creative…my two weaknesses. There’s something to be said
moniicow: I actually have two more of these dresses on my amazon wishlist but they are game of thrones themed ;) hintity hint hint ;) xx http://amzn.com/w/2UOZRCMRV61GW
Been at my mom’s for two weeks and the arguments have started. 👀 I wish thinks were different. I miss my house.
shameful-display:The start of spring break slowed me down a bit, but here’s the next in the commission sale (these OCs should look familiar). The sale is closed for now, so I have two more to get through before I’m done.
ecc-ntric: when you have unlimited texting but only text two people
skydivecpl: Fishnet Photoset Fun Part I. It’s awesome when you have two hot ladies who are not only into each other but also love being seen being naughty in public. There was no shortage of cheers, claps and whistles from the peeps at the pool
The average length of a hug between two people is 3 seconds. But researchers have discovered something fantastic. When a hug lasts 20 seconds, there is a therapeutic effect on the body and mind. The reason is that a sincere hug produces a hormone called
princeowl: princeowl: this vine saved me i keep thinking about this vine and it’s honestly so wonderful, this is such pure and good content. im honestly tearing up because this isn’t just hilarious to us like these two people are genuinely having
“Do you like my new shorts, Mr. Crude?”“Yes, Crystal, I do, but aren’t they a little too snug through the crotch?”“Too snug? No, just snug enough to keep both dildos in place and also stimulate my clit when I walk.”“You have two dildos
goodtimes19:Baby, it’s cold inside….. 🔥 “Cold?” asked Mr. Crude. “I have two possible solutions. The first is practical, but the second will be a lot more fun.”“Let me guess,” replied Niece. “The first is to put on more
My life ❤️ I can ask her to smile 100 times, but she makes me smile a million without trying! 🎈🎉 Happy Birthday to my baby girl my little princesa! I love you beyond words!!!! A little of my life , I have two wonderful daughters , little
rankinqs: I swear on everything that this isn’t just some stupid contest to gain followers. I’ve been wanting a new camera for ages so now I have two. I was thinking about returning/selling my old one, but I wouldn’t be getting the same amount
Sometimes you don’t need to be explicit, nor to be perfect - - but just to have two eyes and take it in. Capture the momentseducated
when you have unlimited texting but only text two people.
curveappeal: First time posting here!!! I’m 27 years old and I have two kiddos. I eat healthy and exercise as part of a healthy lifestyle but I find myself unable to get under 145 pounds these days. Looking forward to joining other confident women
elmolincoln: You know, the other day I promised you some of my Sunday walk pictures but I got “busy” and didn’t get to post them. I have two sets (no pun intended) of pictures I will schedule to post Tuesday in the afternoon. I hope you like
jackenov: jackenov This pic is mirrored, but wouldn’t it be awesome to have two of him to play with?
jackzo: so i used a ‘fake’ piercing to see what it’d look like, sadly i didnt have two. but. yes or no?
londonandrews: Always post a lot when I travel alone.. Because I am, literally, alone all day…. Worrying about my dog and my house and the quail and if I shut the windows on my car…Traveling is awesome, but as I get older, I realize that I have two
stimfresh: The average length of a hug between two people is 3 seconds. But researchers have discovered something fantastic. When a hug lasts 20 seconds, there is a therapeutic effect on the body and mind. The reason is that a sincere hug produces a
dickstyles: when you have unlimited texting but only text two people
enigmatic-being: The average length of a hug between two people is 3 seconds. But researchers have discovered something fantastic. When a hug lasts 20 seconds, there is a therapeutic effect on the body and mind. The reason is that a sincere hug produces
dirtydaddythings: When you have two boys, the only way to avoid jealousy is to spend equal time with both of them separately and together. It’s a challenge but it’s absolutely worth it.
kamoree-world: twistedpolyamor: Sorry that the car radio is so loud. I have two 12’s in my trunk. Wow don’t usually comment but damn I had to best video ever love it!!
byepeasant: About two years ago I posted the first picture of me without my hair online. Since then I haven’t really chosen to talk about it all that much anymore. From time to time, I’m really ashamed and I always wish that I wasn’t this way..
230miles: I swear on everything that this isn’t just some stupid contest to gain followers. I’ve been wanting a new macbook for ages so now I have two. I was thinking about returning/selling my old one, but I wouldn’t be getting the same amount
mscurveball: I have two perfect bite marks, but I don’t quite remember getting them. It’s such a shame.
secxndary: I swear on everything that this isn’t just some stupid contest to gain followers. I’ve been wanting a new camera for ages so now I have two. I was thinking about returning/selling my old one, but I wouldn’t be getting the same amount
softand-sweet: softand-sweet: I’m back to tumblr as @softand-sweet ☺️ I have two birthmarks on my lil booty but I kinda like them 😌🍑
holyshawarmabatman:so i have two little cousins one is 10 and the other is 7 and my aunt told them they could each say one cuss word and not get in trouble so the older one very politely says “damn” but the younger one stands up on the kitchen table,
marriedjock8: The benefit of having two brothers close to your age….We each took turns doing it for each other. Not cuz we didn’t like girls, but because they wouldn’t do that shit and it felt so fuckin good.
