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youareabadger: “We’re always urging male stars on the red carpet to lean in and kiss, in a totally inappropriate “show us your tits” kind of way, but we have to say, if these two leaned in and kissed? We’re pretty sure Tumblr would crack in
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bigbardafree: I don’t think you guys understand how much I love fanfiction cliches in my smut. I love them so much. I could read a hundred stories where two characters get locked in a small space or have to share body heat or get caught in a rainstorm
wallowsinthecloud: #this ‘ship causes me so many problems #are you real #did I invent you #what is this a gifset or have I hallucinated again #all I know is Jeff’s heart loops a slideshow of Annie at him soooo (via crackers4jenn)
tarargh: i only have two speed settings for blogging: “makes you wonder if theyre even still active” or “your entire dash is nothing but me”
officialprydonchapter: Can you do something for me, please? I want you to reblog this if you believe that two people can be very close and physically affectionate with one another, but still have a completely nonsexual, non-romantic relationship. Even
thegirlfromgatalenta: prplzorua: animatedamerican: officialprydonchapter: Can you do something for me, please? I want you to reblog this if you believe that two people can be very close and physically affectionate with one another, but still have a
mechsuit: newtgeiszler: mechsuit: that buzzfeed quiz abt the zodiac questions that reveal a tarot card that matches ur personality is cool n all but did y’all know people actually do have two “birth cards” and they are like, much deeper than a
misstylersmith: Jack: You two were having sex.Rose (flustered): No, we weren’t!Jack: Yeah, you were. I can see it by the back of the Doctor’s hair.[to the Doctor]Jack: You are so lazy, can’t you get on top for once?
hotboyproblems: me @ my body: perhaps… since it’s summer… you could sleep without the blanket? my body: interesting thought! interesting thought. but no
prideprejudce: sybilius: Don’t give me one-sided unrequited love, give me two-sided unwanted love. Both sides are deeply in love with the other and both sides are like ‘fuck, really?? them??? really?’ if anyone needs a condensed summary of what
terriblelizbians:happy valentines day?
Guro Challenge Day 8: Zombie I don’t like zombies at all okay they freak me the hell out but I had to do something for this so yeah Alfred is infected and Ivan is one out of two nations immune to the zombie virus and their bosses make Ivan take care
chattelprod: “Fine. I’ll stop for a second so you can have a picture for your pale blog. But this means two more days of denial and sleeping in the cage.”“I understand, thank you Daddy.”“You’re such a dumb little whore.
Fuck fuck fuck I just heard someone breathing into a walkie talkie but all of ours are off where is it coming from who is doing this I HAVE TWO HOURS LEFT TO THIS SHIFT DO NOT FUCK WITH ME
shutupkristen: That one time I made two dresses out of The Fault In Our Stars Pages…. About a week ago, I looked at my first copy of The Fault In Our Stars by John Green. It was falling apart at the seams, having been annotated, cried into, traveled
TeeFury is having a random grab bag today (er, tomorrow?) so I decided to order two shirts since the last couple times I did this I got some rad ones. When they arrive in a couple weeks I shall update y'all on whether or not they are rad as well.
caedussolo replied to your post: We have two soft mats in the bathroom at the sinks… lie is for reclining. laying is for an object that you put down. “I lie down on the bed but I lay down my keys first.” Thanks! Watch as I completely forget
I couldn’t help myself and pre-ordered both SU cover variants (I would’ve went for the sub but I have no idea what covers it’ll send). I’ll figure out how to get the other two covers later, since you can’t pre-order them.
When I was a kid and we’d watch “A Goofy Movie”, during the “After Today” song there’s these two goth (I’m guessing) girls who sing a line like “No more pep rallies to cut” and then made a gagging
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I have such a great idea for a drawing but I’m sick and my head’s all stuffy so I can’t really focus on drawing anything properly :(
y’know, its rather disturbing that that ship specifically had a monitor to watch a chamber that seemed to have no other purpose than to watch Gems get crushed to death. With sound.
loycos: that’s… probably not how it goes with these two. but anyway, have some lazy animation
airbenderedacted: artemispanthar: I saw a picture of Pearl and I was like “This is really good except she’s missing her glasses” and then it took me a minute or two before I realized she doesn’t wear glasses and never has so I have no idea
paperdrawsshit: Hee Hee these two are so cute but I have been scalped by the new su
Just a half an hour to go until “Mr. Universe” and “Fragments” premiere! These will be the last two episodes before next week’s four-episode series finale. Heavy stuff, I know, but don’t worry, we’ll get through whatever emotionally brutal
fuckyeahtattoos: I just recently got this owl chest piece, its not finished yet. It will have two roses and the wings…but the face itself is pretty surreal i couldnt be anymore happy. When it is all said and done and i get it finished; The roses resemble
holyshawarmabatman: so i have two little cousins one is 10 and the other is 7 and my aunt told them they could each say one cuss word and not get in trouble so the older one very politely says “damn” but the younger one stands up on the kitchen table,
asheself: hannibal season one hannibal: im gonna frame will for murder lol hannibal season two hannibal: wait a minute hannibal: if will is in prison how are we supposed to have fun bff psychiatry sessions hannibal: fuck i didnt think this through
treehasweapons: mike-peace: This was supposed to be up last thursday, but I could only do that now. Well, this means that this week we’ll have two comics =D Not everything is bad. Werewolf…..seems legit!
naughtynurse529: #me hi there boys I am so fucking horny…reblog and share me with your friends… I would love to have two cocks in me right now… my hubby just fucked me good but I want more I need more!!! I am definitely sucking my gym friends
sxizzor: hypocean: deedeedeebee: I usually have two or more sets of headcanons with characters Headcanon A: what I think realistically Headcanon B: what I think is fucking hilarious you forgotC: what is heart-crushing and awful but fun to inflict
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: luckied: i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: Read More Read More Read More Jean gave a half hearted shrug at the comment about the faint teeth scars along his neck. “It caused me to have explosive orgasms, but
lawlietisawesome: lawlietisawesome: 14-17/? gifs of Sebastian Michaelis Oh my god look what I’ve just found, these gifs are so old, maybe two years or so :D But still, this is one of those scenes that are more to my liking from season 2 haha, you
justcarbonbased: Oh, but you have those two switched. It should be the other way around. All day every day.
So apparently according to my credit report I took out and maxed out two credit cards. One when I was 2 years old, and one when I was 5. We didn’t even have internet access at that time. Get on my level.
shameful-display: The start of spring break slowed me down a bit, but here’s the next in the commission sale (these OCs should look familiar). The sale is closed for now, so I have two more to get through before I’m done.
ringo-chuu: I don’t get why furry characters have two sets of ears. So I draw with only ONE set, but then my hand slipped. I’m sorry ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
jordan-reet: Oh don’t you worry, I have two forms of dessert for you. But thankfully I can always eat my dessert off the other. ;) Oh really? So what is that you cooked for dessert?
I've been having such vivid nightmares lately, but in between two of them, I was in some body of pristine, transparent ocean blue swimming with whales. It was serene and humbling and majestic. My mind needed this.
catswithbenefits: i had a threesome last night but two people couldn’t make it
mike-peace: This was supposed to be up last thursday, but I could only do that now. Well, this means that this week we’ll have two comics =D Not everything is bad.
lordcapricorn: edwardelricofficial: newtgeiszler: mechsuit: that buzzfeed quiz abt the zodiac questions that reveal a tarot card that matches ur personality is cool n all but did y’all know people actually do have two “birth cards” and they
secxndary: I swear on everything that this isn’t just some stupid contest to gain followers. I’ve been wanting a new camera for ages so now I have two. I was thinking about returning/selling my old one, but I wouldn’t be getting the same amount
I’ll be back in two weeks, guys.If you post any selfies, pop me in the tags, and I’ll find them, so I can reblog them.TTFN x
danceforme-motherfucker: prae-arx-pacis: emilydamnit: First time doing this double trick with this beautiful girl.@lemonadecvndi We aren’t allowed to have two girls on stage at once, but we used to do double tricks before we opened all the time.
So, a photoset I posted on my porn blog has gotten really popular since it was put up two days ago, and it’s got so many notes (for me), and has got me a load of new followers. Gay, male followers… But here’s my dilemma; when do I tell
note to self: never restart animal crossing at two in the morning. you can’t do shit.(╥﹏╥)
noizybunnyboy: ….i decided to play dress up…..and i might have gone a tiny bit overboard i was going to change up their faces so it wasn’t the same one over and over again but after spending two and a half hours on this….i really just don’t
i have two essays, an art project, ap stat, and precalc homework due today and tomorrow and i’m a literal piece of shit because i was supposed to do all that over break but lmao guess who didn’t and is gonna fucking fail this semester.
ladieswhospank: It’s not fair. I should only have had Melissa ‘babysitting’ me that Friday night, but she brought two of her friends, and believe me these Ladies spank hard.”
hypnorotica: I unsealed the chamber and checked inside. The internal lights flickered on, but the girl inside kept floating silently. Fresh from a treatment she wouldn’t have two thoughts to rub together. I wasn’t sure if this was the first
madeinwonderlnd: you force me up again. seeking answers. but i have no answers. only truth. stones and bones. i see a river. two shores. three sides. i see life; splitting, joining and struggling. each for itself. a
lovinq-u: have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.
making-a-lettuce: whoupcliklike: these two houses that share a backyard but you have to drive almost 20 minutes to get from one to the other is why i hate florida when the city engineers got their degrees from simcity
kingjaffejoffer: Tumblr culture normalizes scamming people and ~finessing~ but y’all also want people to donate and reblog your gofundme posts
thetrippytrip: Okay, so there are two doctors: good one and not good one. Who do you choose?Can’t believe that people can be so stupid, but I have to admit it.I remember the story that happened about a year ago. Some person on the plane felt sick. Air
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