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dianelockhart: Sweeney Todd: I do. I’m Mr. Sweeney Todd from Fleet Street. I have opened a bottle of Pirelli’s Elixir and I say to you, it is nothing but an errant fraud, concocted from piss and ink. And furthermore, “Signor”, I have serviced
fuckyeahcelebnudes: Heidi Klum. 3:29pm HER NIPPLES COULD OPEN BEER BOTTLES.
jacknoir: jacknoir: sometimes i get a little offended by canadian stereotypes but then i remembered we have 3 bottles of maple syrup and no pancake mix the two on the left haven’t even been opened. we just have them.
spookysebs: ‘buy me pizza and touch my butt’ no make me a delicious filet mignon with blue cheese crust and homemade chips then pop open an expensive bottle of wine and bang me into next week i am an aDULT
beta-girlfriend: 9-gag: I was drinking Champagne wrong my whole life Well there’s a new one. And I was just about to open a bottle. Anyone want to come over and try this technique?
rosy-pop: “So one of our owners Judi was walking on the beach this morning cleaning up the junk that washed into shore and finds a bottle with a message in it. There is also some sand and 2 one dollar bills. Once we get it open and read the notes
freexcitizen: nightbringer24: laughingsquid: Alton Brown Demonstrates The Art of Opening A Bottle of Champagne With A Saber Yeah, if I’m getting a sword/saber, I’m definitely giving this a try. Could he be cooler, badass cook, gun owner, sword
kizatchi: a prescription bottle of antidepressants that plays all star by smash mouth when you open it
didyouenjoy: howstufftwerks: actinoutloud: hello i have come to seduce you Seducktion Why don’t we… Quack open a bottle of wine?
hellagoodhair: chilewebeopuntocom: Arte my hands can’t even open water bottles
filled-with-the-unusual: girthyencounters: “Before we opened the second bottle of the evening, we decided to christen it correctly. I worked it in her up to the top of the label before she cried ‘uncle’. Impressive!” ;-)
esadollmisa: My toys. Lube bottle fits me good. Dildo make me opened so much. And my masters hand can send me to heaven…or hell.
dippinfan: hot marine Visit the archives the next time you’re opening up a bottle of Squirt.http://www.dippinfan.tumblr.com/archive
Ivy grinned and asked Mr. Crude, “Ready to open your present? Don’t worry… I have a bottle of lube under the tree.”
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usefulcomplaining: if someone starts crying over something that seems small, don’t be a dick about it. most of the time there’s a bigger picture, so just because they’re upset over the WiFi not connecting or a bottle being hard to open doesn’t
hellagoodhair: chilewebeopuntocom: Arte my hands can’t even open water bottles ^same
lacy: spookysebs: ‘buy me pizza and touch my butt’ no make me a delicious filet mignon with blue cheese crust and homemade chips then pop open an expensive bottle of wine and bang me into next week i am an aDULT I relate I’ll take
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ibong-adarna: littlebirdlittlebirdbefree: lokis-smirk: avengeallthethings: tom hiddleston vs. bottle of water [x] I love that he looks down at the girl like, “…how’d she do that…Now I really have to open it, or I’ll look like a tit.”
spookysebs: ‘buy me pizza and touch my butt’ no make me a delicious filet mignon with blue cheese crust and homemade chips then pop open an expensive bottle of wine and bang me into next week i am an aDULT
Cheers everyone! Roomy and I are cracking open a bottle of 25 year old French Brandy that his boss gave him. ( it’s not bad ) 🥃
cam-asher: Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey. Ernest Hemingway
hellagoodhair: chilewebeopuntocom: Arte my hands can’t even open water bottles .
mlyl90s: Pussy opening beer bottle & blowing condom …
whisky-me-away-deactivated20221:“Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey.”- Ernest Hemingway
cuntakinte: I keep having this recurring dream where I’m being chased by a giant bottle of mouthwash and when I open my mouth to scream all I can do is gargle
lovetomlinson: Louis trying to open a bottle of coke with his phone.
chloesnowy753: mtkano: memes–memes: How to open a bottle using the Scientific Method. Amazing Science always blows my mind.
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lesb1an: i couldn’t open the pill bottle… i’m just done.
mac-daddy-mullingarr: Louis trying to open a bottle of coke with his phone. biggest dope ever!
abbyleemillerismyqueen2: abbyleemillerismyqueen2: one day during economics this kid sat down and opened his backpack then he took a bottle of maple syrup out of it and put it under his desk and it stayed there the whole class and then when class was
Just woke up and found this delicious bottle next time me from last night. About to go crack open some Guinness extra stout (;
bi-tami: We opened a very good bottle of wine last night. I could NOT get enough of itTami @ 6:48 Found it very satisfying
gifsboom: How to Open a Bottle Of Champagne?
nike-sniffer: popperfirebear: jamiemuc: expose-is-forever: Jamie pig from Munich likes to show off his cock, open his ass, hit his balls hard and eat his cum. It is all on here. Reblog, expose and humiliate! Captured from Cam4 Get out your bottle
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