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vishapslayer: futurediarist: futurediarist-deactivated201401: Attempting to reproduce the Shingeki no Kyojin Opening. The fucking spray bottle tho— I’m in complete and utter awe
rosy-pop: “So one of our owners Judi was walking on the beach this morning cleaning up the junk that washed into shore and finds a bottle with a message in it. There is also some sand and 2 one dollar bills. Once we get it open and read the notes
livefastandprosper: didyouenjoy: howstufftwerks: actinoutloud: hello i have come to seduce you Seducktion Why don’t we… Quack open a bottle of wine? Duck sex is horrifying. Trust me. Just. Trust. Me. Do NOT look it up.
thelastinquisitor:lady-feral:sufferingsappho:la-nymph:bowie-with—boobs:topofreddit:RxTimerCaps save lives. The clock resets to 00:00 every time the bottle is opened so I’ll know if I’ve missed a dose. I bought these online. by bionicback via redditThis
somethingfeline:topofreddit:RxTimerCaps save lives. The clock resets to 00:00 every time the bottle is opened so I’ll know if I’ve missed a dose. I bought these online. by bionicback via redditThey seem to be 2 for ฟ, and look really useful!
END OF 2016 MOOD: Mads Mikkelsen opening a full bottle of vodka in the middle of a Rogue One interview.
hellagoodhair: chilewebeopuntocom: Arte my hands can’t even open water bottles
I bought a bottle of wine for thanksgiving tomorrow but after the past 2 crappy days I may just open it tonight.
verycurrentgentlemanretired: dippinfan: Visit the archives the next time you’re opening up a bottle of Squirt.http://www.dippinfan.tumblr.com/archive nice and big boy
tnt22nva: I’m open this morning after my run .. That bottle isn’t going to do it .. God I need a cock or someone send me a dildo ???? T
adeadlydame: kneehighsandlows: adeadlydame: Guess who just opened a bottle of wine, looks cute as fuck, and is about to take some pervy photos? This girl💕 YEEESSSSSSSSSS 😍😘❤️
just-a-skinny-boy: didyouenjoy: howstufftwerks: actinoutloud: hello i have come to seduce you Seducktion Why don’t we… Quack open a bottle of wine? Don’t worry babe, I’ve got the bill…
renamok: somethingfeline:topofreddit:RxTimerCaps save lives. The clock resets to 00:00 every time the bottle is opened so I’ll know if I’ve missed a dose. I bought these online. by bionicback via redditThey seem to be 2 for ฟ, and look really useful!
gregoriusboomer: isaac:me: i should probably tell people how i feel todayme: it can’t be healthy keeping it all bottled inme: i need to open up to somebodysomebody: hey how are youme: I AM ABSOLUTELY FINE Did i write this today?
Gelbooru- Image View - 1girl bikini blush bottle breasts cleavage collar curvy erect nipples hyougintou large breasts long hair lube navel older open mouth original red eyes ribbon rozen maiden shiny shiny skin side-tie bikini silver hair solo suigintou
ciseater69: IM REALLY SCARED I JUST OPENED A BOTTLE OF FUCKING SOBE LIFEWATER WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN AM I IN A CREEPY PASTA I CAN FUCKING SEE IT NOW SOBE DEATHWATER IM GOING TO DIE BUT this drink is hella im still drinking it im an idiot
heyangelove: rosy-pop: “So one of our owners Judi was walking on the beach this morning cleaning up the junk that washed into shore and finds a bottle with a message in it. There is also some sand and 2 one dollar bills. Once we get it open and
I bet you didn’t know my slightly chipped tooth came from me trying to open a red stripe bottle when I was 16 years old. lol dumb ass.
theoddmentemporium: Tear Catcher A tear catcher, also called a Tear Bottle is typically an ornamental vase piece, made from blown glass and dyed appropriately to the creator’s taste. There is an attached glass fixture at the opening of the stem
themockingcrows: fibrofrog: somethingfeline: topofreddit: RxTimerCaps save lives. The clock resets to 00:00 every time the bottle is opened so I’ll know if I’ve missed a dose. I bought these online. by bionicback via reddit They seem to be 2
lovethefamly: -I’m tired of waiting for your father to finish, he will not rest until he has won back all his money! What do you say we go up to the room and opens a bottle of wine while we wait for him? -Okay, Mom! -What if you call me Mrs. Robinson
When I make my guy friends open beer bottles for me
didyouenjoy: howstufftwerks: actinoutloud: hello i have come to seduce you Seducktion Why don’t we… Quack open a bottle of wine?
munharry:mrstyles: Louis opens a Coke bottle with his iPhone [x] #GROUP [clap emoji] HOUSE [clap emoji] TRASH [clap emoji] PRINCE#IDEAL DATE MAKE LOUIS DO GARBAGEY FRAT STUFF IN FRONT OF ME FOR THREE HOURS (x)
dianelockhart: Sweeney Todd: I do. I’m Mr. Sweeney Todd from Fleet Street. I have opened a bottle of Pirelli’s Elixir and I say to you, it is nothing but an errant fraud, concocted from piss and ink. And furthermore, “Signor”, I have serviced
barewithitt: spookysebs: ‘buy me pizza and touch my butt’ no make me a delicious filet mignon with blue cheese crust and homemade chips then pop open an expensive bottle of wine and bang me into next week i am an aDULT 👌👌
shorturl: Write love letters to each other and place into a box along with a bottle of wine.nail it shut at the wedding. When you have your first fight, open it up, pour the wine, go to separate corners, read the love letter & remember what it’s
transgirlnausicaa: liberal-lesbophobia: what a time we live in! hey guys here’s a really good spell: Flame Hex ingredients:1 glass bottle1 raggasoline fill the bottle with gasoline and shove the rag in the opening. soak the rag in fuel and set the
texasuberalles: dusthiel: MLP - Thank YouFinally I can now open up the bottle of emotions, after 9 years then watching the Epilogue, I was reduced to tears and happiness seeing our wonderful ponies grow. as I was doing this finale art, I couldn’t
mayakern:tfw you accidentally trained your dogs to the sound of you opening your water bottle 😭
joytheboi: somecutething: Cats probably wonder why soda cans/bottles yell “FUCK OFF” when they are first opened. It took me a while to get this but now I get it and this is the funnies thing ever
I didn’t go into the bathroom to cry because Im unable to open up to my own best friend and everything is bottled up whaaaat.
thegagreflect: drakestories: Patrick Evans didn’t mean to snoop in his father’s bedroom. Really. But the door was wide open and it was all in plain sight. A large fleshlight and an economy size bottle of lube right on the night stand. That would
spookysebs: ‘buy me pizza and touch my butt’ no make me a delicious filet mignon with blue cheese crust and homemade chips then pop open an expensive bottle of wine and bang me into next week i am an aDULT
thedbldee: I’m going to open a bottle of wine and write things about myself on here for the next couple hours. Because I’m always rude to anons, and I never answer any questions seriously. Brace yourself for the truth.
adeadlydame: Guess who just opened a bottle of wine, looks cute as fuck, and is about to take some pervy photos? This girl💕
So this morning I woke up and opened a bottle of red cream soda while sitting in my bed and it explodes everywhere. And at that moment I decided it wasn’t going to be a good day.
fn-hotchicks: Now open up Coke bottle!
mlyl90s: Pussy opening beer bottle & blowing condom …
niggasandcomputers: tsunamiwavesurfing: diddy been livin on the edge lately slap boxin with drake frolickin with cassie bussin it 2/4 open in commercials and now he goin upside the head of football coaches with bottles of peach ciroc boy mid life crisis
miss-love: socialnorms: wrenthewhitetrashprincess: Write love letters to each other and place into a box along with a bottle of wine.nail it shut at the wedding. When you have your first fight, open it up, pour the wine, go to separate corners, read
dollymattel: dollymattel: u kno what? i’m gonna get naked, put on a pair of pink heels, open a bottle of pink wine, put on some madonna & clean my pink lil apartment 😇💗💫💕⭐️
silkandfirewordsmith73-deactiva:harleychick1:True 🤷🏼♀️💋❤️I’m open and say what I feel! I don’t believe in bottling things. What’s need to be said must be said!
lacy: spookysebs: ‘buy me pizza and touch my butt’ no make me a delicious filet mignon with blue cheese crust and homemade chips then pop open an expensive bottle of wine and bang me into next week i am an aDULT I relate
psychedelicatessenn: hellagoodhair: chilewebeopuntocom: Arte my hands can’t even open water bottles That is how you finger paint
bloodbuzzohio: allthehemispheres: 1,500-Bottle Multnomah Whiskey Library just opened in Portland. Who wants to meet me there? Holy shit God damn, Portland is so cool sometimes. I miss things about it.
Sin in a bottle… Do we open it?
cafenastycore: wants2fist: philsk22: wide open Oh fuck yes. menu: bottle slut
ultrafacts:Wakefield was a notorious drunkard, and it was thought that by locking him in a room, it would keep him sober so he could vote with the government. When the Opposition heard of this, members lowered opened bottles of whiskey down the chimney
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