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s-indria: “How are you so nonchalant about blurting things out that everyone else is trying not to say? You Northern Kanto monkeys and your lack of tact really drives me up the wall.”
As Mr. Crude walked into the produce section, he couldn’t help but notice one of his students examining peaches.When he stopped to say “hi,” Emma turned and asked him, “Do you think I’ve got a good peach?”Without thinking first, he blurted
Although she was nervous about letting Mr. Crude fuck her so she’d get a better grade, Kacey’s pussy was so wet she’d already soaked her panties. She tried to hide it by turning away from him but blurted it out saying, “Goddammit,
everythingsbetterwithbisexuals:tabbydragon: I turned into a giant squid of anger at this. I can’t believe this fucker doctor had the nards to just up and blurt that, and there are people who won’t even realize what a fucktruck he is and AGGH. ARE
risk-e-venture: AN EASTER TALE: Skipping the Eggs“Mom!” I blurted out, as I tried to turn my yelp into a whisper at the last second. But in reply, my Mother, half naked in our living room as she stood before me in what amounted to Easter themed
captainpeachperfect: Bechloe AU in which Beca and Chloe are secretly dating and Amy’s suspicious. “On top of Chloe,” Beca almost blurts out.
lunulata: I think my favorite panic-fueled response to a petitioner was when someone came up to me in Union Square and said “Hi, would you care to sign our petition for LGBT rights?” and I just blurted out “I’m already gay” and the person,
meliapond: blainetabulous: If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds
inkskinned: I have no idea how to tell you it’s bad again so i’ll just blurt it all out and it’ll sound like a poem and if i’m lucky maybe you’ll read it like a work of fiction and maybe you’ll never say anything about it ever again I just
blainetabulous: If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends
rexuality: I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please,
dietcrush: once in elementary school we were taking a spelling quiz and I couldn’t remember how to spell “significant” and I was freaking out and this boy in my class blurted “it’s spelled just like ‘sign if i cant’” today he and I are
gold: if you think you’ve ever once said anything awkward you should know my health teacher once said “sex isn’t that great" and i blurted out “because you’re not doing it with me" and everyone stared at me
snorlaxatives: THE WORST KIND OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD ARE THE PEOPLE WHO NOTICE WHEN YOU’RE EMBARRASSED AND BLURT OUT “YOU’RE BLUSHING” LIKE YES IM EMBARRASSED THANK YOU FOR POINTING IT OUT TO EVERYONE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
butterklumpen: if angels descended from heaven and told me they would make me look however I want it would take me approximately 0.03 seconds to blurt out “onenakedsundayfdskpfft” because oh my gosh You my dear, are a sweetheart!! I’m such
onenakedsunday: butterklumpen: if angels descended from heaven and told me they would make me look however I want it would take me approximately 0.03 seconds to blurt out “onenakedsundayfdskpfft” because oh my gosh You my dear, are a sweetheart!!
livin-on-lestrudle-lane: thesockmonkeyrenegade: JARED MADE THAT SAME FACE AT ME WHEN I BLURTED OUT THE MOTHER EFF WORD REALLY LOUD HOLD CRAP DYING I love how shit scared Misha looks. Like he just said that he likes ponies and this sweet little girl
and-id-marry-larry: meliapond: blainetabulous: If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds we can definitely be friends
naughtyjulia: Jasmine had moved from subtle teasing to open teasing, or she thought she was teasing me, about how she had an amazing boyfriend, while I never seemed to have a date. When she blurted out “there must be something wrong with you, Julia,
blvckdynamite:I saw this and instantly blurted out “titty sprinkles” in that Morgan freeman voice
secretrendezvous2016: n2fuckbuddieswife: Too bad our friends couldn’t be here last night 😘 That might be the sweetest ass I have ever seen. Just as I was about to say something to my wife as I showed it, she blurted out “Oh my God, I want to
suchagoodson: My cousin and I were hanging out at his place when his sister walked in…drunk off of her ass. She took a seat between us on the couch and slurred out a “What are you guys talking about?” Denny blurted, “Pussy!” “Oh, don’t
homehyuck: When I got to this point in the recording I almost blurted out, “What is this Dragonball Z bullshit” and tbh I kind of regret restraining myself.Fixed it.So does this mean Mom’s weapon of choice is also guns or did she just borrow this
killmetatron: time to tell you a story, kiddos. one day at breakfast i looked up from my cup of tea and blurted out “dad…i like girls” and he said “in addition to boys or instead of?” and i said “in addition to” and he said “alright,
sizequeenconfessions: I still remember my first date with Brian, a blind date we’d been set up on by my girlfriend. We were taking a walk in the park after dinner when I finally just blurted out, “Are the rumors true? Are you really THIS huge?!?”
inkskinned:i know it’s hard to accept compliments as anything other than lies. but when somebody blurts, “you’re beautiful,” take a breath. think of your dog, panting happily and covered in mud. think of your mother in her bathrobe with her hair
concentrationlamp: Today, we were talking about gay marriage in my English class, and this dude in the back of class blurted out, “IF A NIGGA WANNA MARRY ANOTHER NIGGA, WHY THE GOVERNMENT TRYNA COCKBLOCK?!”
legendarylullabies: swallowtheseas: sourcedumal: rudegyalchina: seemeflow: A Chicago police officer was caught on surveillance allegedly punching a pregnant woman in the stomach before blurting out racist remarks. The pregnant woman claims she was
misbeliefs: if u can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what u just said then we can’t be friends
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miraculousladybug2388: I’m waiting for that moment when Chloe blurts out that Marinette likes Adrien and Marinette just stares at Chloe like:‘u testing me bitch’
whatnycusedtobe: once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’ then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’
rexuality: I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma
jo3mfg: [submitted by @dystopia-darkside <333333333] The whole world seemed to slow down while you kept your hand on the doorknob. “I guess it’s that good…” she said before giggling. “Uhm… Yeah, it is,” you blurted out, feeling blood
