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lunulata: I think my favorite panic-fueled response to a petitioner was when someone came up to me in Union Square and said “Hi, would you care to sign our petition for LGBT rights?” and I just blurted out “I’m already gay” and the person,
jakebutternubs: in my religion class today, our really homophobic teacher was comparing being straight/gay to being fat/thin and i just blurted out “you can’t just wake up one morning and shout ‘I’M GONNA WORK OFF ALL THIS GAY TODAY’” the
rexuality: I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please,
bbygirlwrites: When she was mad at daddy one day, and still quite new to the concept of being his little baby girl, she accidentally blurted out that she didn’t enjoy the taste of his cum. Big mistake. Now daddy makes his baby swallow every day, first
WHEN MY BEST FRIEND BLURTS OUT SOMETHING INAPPROPRIATE
dietcrush: once in elementary school we were taking a spelling quiz and I couldn’t remember how to spell “significant” and I was freaking out and this boy in my class blurted “it’s spelled just like ‘sign if i cant’” today he and I are
sapphiredoves: love-pro-choice: A Chicago police officer was caught on surveillance allegedly punching a pregnant woman in the stomach before blurting out racist remarks. The pregnant woman claims she was an innocent bystander in the 5100 block
sargeantstuckbutts: e2castiel: sebastian stan: a summary Short specification tho! that second gif is when they blurted out at the panel that Sebastian has a 9 movie contract and Anthony was like ‘damn son!’ and that is his embarrassed/oh shit the
butterfly-effect: saltbalance: MESSY SKETCH FROM ERERI HTTYD AU BLURTED BY THIS FUCKING WONDERFUL PERSON, FIN. HTTYD IS MY MOST FAVORITE ANIMATED FILM OF ALL TIME AND I WISH I CAN INVEST MYSELF TO DRAW THIS BETTER BUT WHATEVER. FUCK. I CAN’T FUNCTION
mywifeand: “I’m going to cum,” he blurted. “Cum on me baby, cover me with it.” she answered. He lurched up and grabbed his swollen member in his hand and jerked it furiously, until it unleashed torrents of burning hot cum all
snorlaxatives: THE WORST KIND OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD ARE THE PEOPLE WHO NOTICE WHEN YOU’RE EMBARRASSED AND BLURT OUT “YOU’RE BLUSHING” LIKE YES IM EMBARRASSED THANK YOU FOR POINTING IT OUT TO EVERYONE YOU PIECE OF SHIT
stevonnie: stevonnie: my dad would make such a good shitposter ok so like. we drove past this place called ‘house of fabric’ or something and he immediately saw it and blurted something along the lines of “the house of fabric! come in today
euripidesredux: lunulata: raptorific: lunulata: I think my favorite panic-fueled response to a petitioner was when someone came up to me in Union Square and said “Hi, would you care to sign our petition for LGBT rights?” and I just blurted out “I’m
tiny-septic-box-sam:My friend and I are discussing various English/UK accents and I just fucking blurted “Australian accents are like if Britain had a Texas” and guys I feel like I’ve cracked the goddamn code
cntryboy0611: rexuality: I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like
beautiful-ruiner: 3x12 v 4x11 • Finally blurting out how he fuckin’ feels every minute
nmimarks: not everyone just gets to blurt out how they fuckin’ feel every minute.
ctron164: tittytaytay: me Oh My God No !! Don’t blurt shit out !
ray-and-thebehaviors: I hate that one friend who always blurts everything out ! Me : “omg , he looks so good.” Annoying Friend : “who him ? AYE , EXCUSE ME MY FRIEND LIKES YOU.” BITCH SHUTUP . For one , i said he was cute i didn’t say
peevesies: i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was
peevesies: i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out
herondalely: we-hunt-monsters-not-dinkelberg: Today in school I was walking down the hallway to go to the bathroom and some dude walked out of a classroom and tripped me by accident and I was thinking about Thor 2 so i just like blurted out “HOW
halloa-what-is-this: It’s beautiful how it’s usually just gentle reminders for Sherlock to stop talking and think about what he is blurting out. And then there’s the two times John is physically hurting by what Sherlock says.
misbeliefs: if u can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what u just said then we can’t be friends
lexiawesomesox: whatnycusedtobe: once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’ then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’ please don’t
rainbowrobotroses: One time we had missionaries over at our house, and my Mom mentioned the fact that there is a Star Wars religion. One of them got so excited that he clapped his hands together and blurted out: “I WANT TO JOIN!!!!!!!!!!"
rexuality: firlalaith: rexuality: I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family
kellinquinnslegblog: concentrationlamp: Today, we were talking about gay marriage in my English class, and this dude in the back of class blurted out, “IF A NIGGA WANNA MARRY ANOTHER NIGGA, WHY THE GOVERNMENT TRYNA COCKBLOCK?!” OMG
concentrationlamp: Today, we were talking about gay marriage in my English class, and this dude in the back of class blurted out, “IF A NIGGA WANNA MARRY ANOTHER NIGGA, WHY THE GOVERNMENT TRYNA COCKBLOCK?!”
lunulata: raptorific: lunulata: I think my favorite panic-fueled response to a petitioner was when someone came up to me in Union Square and said “Hi, would you care to sign our petition for LGBT rights?” and I just blurted out “I’m already
badjokesbyjeff: A priest hooks a huge fish Helping him reel it in, a sailor says “Whoa, look at the size of that fucker!”. “Hey, mind your language!” says the priest. Embarrassed, the sailor thinks quickly and blurts out, “Sorry father, but
concentrationlamp: Today, we were talking about gay marriage in my English class, and this dude in the back of class blurts out, “IF A NIGGA WANNA MARRY ANOTHER NIGGA, WHY THE GOVERNMENT TRYNA COCKBLOCK?!”
blainetabulous: If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends
thespookyfeetsenpai: Lucina’s cheeks were red when she blurted out, “I’m not embarassed.. I’m ju-..” But Palutena interupts. “It’s okay. Yours might not be as big as ours, but small perky tits are nice, too!” 戦士たちの休息 ||
deanfrost: this one time i was talking to my brother and my dad was having a coughing fit and i meant to say ‘you mad bro’ and ‘you okay dad’ but i accidentally jumbled them together and just sort of blurted out ‘you rad dad’ and my dad just
charcoalcharcoalcharcoal: dannyitsme: HOlyy *_* i think im in love… If someone would make these for me, I’d marry them. Right then and there. Just blurt out “I DO”. Looks good
sink-o-r-swim: this african girl in my class one time in 8th grade was looking at my pencil case and she was like “this looks like chocolate” and without thinking i blurted back “you look like chocolate”, and the room just sort of went silent