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fuckyeahtattoos: My mom and I got matching tattoos in honor of my late, humming bird enthusiast step dad. It was designed and done by Michelle Nordeen at Crimson Heart Designs in Clear Lake, WI. These pictures were taken shortly after it was done.
incest-incest-incest-2: Mom and son teaching the birds and the bees hands on style
flipnote: once i was at walmart and a bird landed on my mom’s car so i turned on the wind shield wipers and it flew away AND IT BROUGHT HIS GANG
adorablepinephelps: My mom forgot what feathers were called so she said “bird leaf”
icwok: a bird flew into my house while i was sleeping my mom always taught me to be nice with guests so i fed him but he wouldn’t eat then it turns out that he demanded to be fed in the mouth (or beak?) rude asshole look at him smiling because he
babyanimalgifs:I don’t know what’s funnier.. the baby elephant chasing the birds, or when he fell and ran to his mom xD
babyanimalgifs: I don’t know what’s funnier.. the baby elephant chasing the birds, or when he fell and ran to his mom xD
1petulantkitten: soulless-blunder: glamoramamama75: audreysparkle: theoldsmelly: resplend3nt-rap4cious: sorcieresaphique: overexerted: screenshot to see ur nickname! Gay gay nerd Omgomgomg!!! I got Cute Flower Mom yo! 🤓 ❥ Gay Bird King
oziomathewicked:My Mom used to make fun of my lips cause they’re not as full as everyone else in my family. She’d call me Tweety Bird Lips and talk about how I had white people lips. Everyone would laugh but it was uncomfortable for me and made me
neddstark:Your Mom is hard on you. Yeah, well, she loves me a lot.Lady Bird (Greta Gerwig, 2017)
justabarrelofmonkeys: cas-wants-the-dean: swim-two-birds: If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers. the first mom joke Can I just use VILLAIN I HAVE DONE THY MOTHER as my #1 insult forever
playstation2chainz: things i like to say during sexual intercourse what is your credit score is your mom okay with this i once saw a bird try to eat a rock does it turn you on that i enjoy bendy straws bendy straws turn me on
oziomathewicked: My Mom used to make fun of my lips cause they’re not as full as everyone else in my family. She’d call me Tweety Bird Lips and talk about how I had white people lips. Everyone would laugh but it was uncomfortable for me and made
everythingroosterteeth: my mom has called RoosterTeeth ‘TurkeyChest’ so many times and when I argue about it with her she either tells me to shut up or goes “they’re both birds and a body part who cares”
My mom bought birds but she’s never home, my dad works, I work until eight now. Why buy animals you can’t take care of?
wild-woman-wolf: vargatosen: jembem101: sixpenceee: Three little sisters recreate movie scenes with their mom. More info: dontcallmeoscar.tumblr.com | Instagram The cutest thing you ever did see The bird one tho 😍😍😍😍 The mad
gamzeeismyboyfriend: gamzeeismyboyfriend:1 of my mom’s friends gave us a bird im screamin g we named him pikachu
gamzeeismyboyfriend: kylicant: gamzeeismyboyfriend: gamzeeismyboyfriend: 1 of my mom’s friends gave us a bird im screamin g we named him pikachu picture??? Pls I love birb here birb
childrenofhigherbeings: “Son your mother and I think you’re ready for a talk about the birds and bees, do you think you’re ready for dad’s talk? Mom won’t be home for another hour.”
boneralmighty: I remember back when my Mom gave me the whole “birds and the bees” speech. It was fairly boring until she started talking about the role that “bouncing breasts” play, in regards to helping arouse a man so that he could produce
oedipussywrecks: When Mom was pregnant, she walked in on me jerking off in the bathroom, saying “Ohhh yesss Mommy!” So, she figured it was time to educate me about the birds and the bees…so, as I sat there on the toilet, with my rigid, throbbing
daddybearaddict: dunelegends: Mom! This is from ‘White Bird in a Blizzard’ Chris Meloni is the sexy dad.
shingeki-no-scrubs: My mom has had this picture of Mr. Rogers flipping the bird on our refrigerator for months.
timelordy-teganbreann: swim-two-birds: If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers. are you telling me that shakespeare was doing your mom jokes in his plays
Happy 4th birthday to the lil chub on the left, Feada. My mom and sister are allergic to cats and dogs but still get to spoil these love birds as pets 💙 @rachel_edge
When your Mom’s birds have a better love life than you 😭 #lovebirds #babies #birdsofig
chroniclesofhal: imonlyadumpling: babyanimalgifs: I don’t know what’s funnier.. the baby elephant chasing the birds, or when he fell and ran to his mom xD Elephants are too pure for this world I love the mums reaction like “I know what’s coming”
textsfromyourbully: Now, your mom is going to help me explain you about the birds and the bees…
absolutelynaughty:handie-motion:So glad Mom taught me about the birds and bees 😍😍😍
edohio753: Mom said she needed a live model to help teach my little sister about the birds and the bees
double-sleeping-bag: oomshi: dongboarding: oomshi: eat my ass My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first I respect that -my-little-bird-
brothersisterfathermother: Mom and Dad taught me all about the birds and the bees. They properly frightened me about babies and about STIs and all that. But then, when I was older, my big brother and sister showed me why that stuff didn’t stop people
greatestnorthern: “Hey, mom. Did you feel emotional the first time you drove in Sacramento?”Lady Bird (2017) dop. Sam Levydir. Greta Gerwig
incestiousfeelings: My mom has been feeling lonely and I wanted to give my husband a great birthday present. So to kill two birds with one stone I asked her to help me give him a great night of passion. It looks like we’re having a birthday every weekend
wh1tekanye: “If I ask you what you love, the answers will likely roll off your tongue. Your mom, your brother, your sister, your daughter, your best friend, your dog. You love to read. You love to write. You love birds, music, tattoos. How long do
thegurlfromipanemaa:itsmikebeaumont:gs455:sixpenceee:Giving life to a lost egg | sourceSo cool I would love to save a little one like that So awesome. And what a pretty bird!!Omg I was just telling my mom how I wish I could do this one day
