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1of2dads: What do you say when your mom catches you and your dad sucking each others dick? We already used the birds and bees excuse years ago when she caught us naked. Poor dad was freaking out, she was screaming divorce, and child abuse. She was packin
edohio753: Mom said she needed a live model to help teach my little sister about the birds and the bees
drawendo: A bubbleA dungeon thing Inside a Bird GemInside his mom’s roomAt an islandSteven has been stuck/trapped into so many thingsIn a gem ship IN THE SKYA bubble 2 electric boogalooAt a ZooIn a gemIn a trial In his mother’s room 2 the squeakquelIN
corruptcrocker: No mom, this is absolutely necessary. I need 15 dollars to date a fake bird boy.
chekhovandowl: red mom, blue mom, trash mom, bird momand mom momyou cannot tell me she didn’t see them as children of sorts in her own way.
eva-420: eva-420: i just heard my mom yell and ran across the house because i thought she was hurt, but she was actually just excited because she saw a very fat bird outside update: she called him a “pompous little man” because he shit in one of
chroniclesofhal: imonlyadumpling: babyanimalgifs: I don’t know what’s funnier.. the baby elephant chasing the birds, or when he fell and ran to his mom xD Elephants are too pure for this world I love the mums reaction like “I know what’s
boneralmighty: I remember back when my Mom gave me the whole “birds and the bees” speech. It was fairly boring until she started talking about the role that “bouncing breasts” play, in regards to helping arouse a man so that he could produce
sgt-keroro-platoony: MOM BIRD slbtumblng teehee~ <3
edensparkworkshop: Cave MILFs… IN COLOR! Hi fellow followers, I’m sure you remember this pic, sketched by Jaeh of course. Well, since that naughty bird had so much fun drawing these thick toon moms, he decided to finish it with some added in and
herwordman: ar-gangbang: gahhhdamn: yatahisofficiallyridiculous: babyanimalgifs: I don’t know what’s funnier.. the baby elephant chasing the birds, or when he fell and ran to his mom xD “I told you to stop chasing them damn birds” animals;
My mom gave my little sister this decorative bird thing and she decided to name it Rose Quartz
sfwlazyli: Pretty dino-bird (archaeopteryx) mom :^) Colour request for @stego-garnet of her drawing:http://stego-garnet.tumblr.com/post/125867017812/old-archaeopteryx-pearl
pkmnathon: mfisherart: Egad, I haven’t done one of these in a while. When my mom looked over and asked what this was, I said, “Pokemon meets Hitchcock’s The Birds.” We both kind of cracked up. Pidgey!
pterygota:thegunlady: bird twitter is lighting up my mom said her sister would insult people by calling them bird names such as “yellow-bellied sapsucker” and “red-headed woodpecker” (last one reserved for people with red hair)
yatahisofficiallyridiculous: babyanimalgifs: I don’t know what’s funnier.. the baby elephant chasing the birds, or when he fell and ran to his mom xD “I told you to stop chasing them damn birds”
artofthelion: Problematic bird mom is my favorite. So flawed, so complex.
nishayy: IT’S BIRD MOM BRAWL WEEK so here’s some pharmercy to celebrate! \(; 7 ;)/
toxzen: self-care reminder from bird mom
gahhhdamn: yatahisofficiallyridiculous: babyanimalgifs: I don’t know what’s funnier.. the baby elephant chasing the birds, or when he fell and ran to his mom xD “I told you to stop chasing them damn birds” animals; they’re just like us
up1701steps-legend-of-bird-mom: Tips for happiness: If you make a bad choice, remember that the choice you made is still better than whatever Moffat would have written you as doing
so I had a really bad day and I just asked my mom if I can fill out the census to cheer me up (she said yes)
missusdoublea: fuckyeahsnackables: babyanimalgifs: I don’t know what’s funnier.. the baby elephant chasing the birds, or when he fell and ran to his mom xD The fact that the mom starts towards him even before he’s running to her makes me want
Mom: You know, you used to have a bird plushie, it did resemble Gilbird somewhat. Me: Really?? Do we still have it? Do you know where it is? Mom: I’m not sure but it was small and round and yellow. Me: It sounds cute, I don’t remember it.
inky-anna: hamburgler has angered bird mom
fluffycutecats: Bird mom will make sure he reads Harry Potter instead. ;D
purplethinks: I LOVES YOU MUMMY BIRB
acehinatashoyo: need a transparent confused bird mom for your blog?no?well here you go anyway
hpreducedto1: sgt-keroro-platoony: Pearl (aka Bird Mom) and the birbs. My god, Jasper looks like the villain from Pebble and the Penguin
hanuwabbit: A Smol Gem She’s so smol omgggggg~! Other Steven Universe Related Art: BIRD MOM Embodiment of Love
doraingrid: Bird mom!
tree-bees: Sometimes I think about bird-mom and I get sad.
celestialpancakes: callmepo: Bird mom needs some love too - behold TANK PEARL! Been a trying and busy day and this was the only thing I was able to doodle today. @opalesbian
mimicteixeira: baixinha-su: omg….OH.MY.GOD!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOH MYYYYYYY GOOOOOOD!!!!! SHE NOTICED ME !!!! BIRD MOM NOTICED MEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OMG!
zappicomix: Oz boy and Bird Mom
avrodyne-works: dA Link - {x} Slightly different style for Bird mom.
masthya: a bird mom
sibandit: bird mom
asano-nee: I DREW BIRD MOM~~~~ :>> hope ya like her~~~
yoccu: pastel bird mom
yeoldegaganddoodle: Bird Mom has gone Marlene Dietrich!
elgatoiberico: when ur bird mom has a high frequency radar that detects when u swear when u lose a sandal and she accidentally finds herself in the heat of battle
bluestar88: fancy bird mom
virginankles: bird mom and her big pink lady
artkat:regardless of whether or not she is able to regenerate, it’s gotta be a little traumatic to see your bird mom get stabbed through the chest. He canonically had flashbacks about it. I know this is way back in the beginning of season one but I
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chibigaia-art:birthday thing for @madamlily that I started as soon as she said bird mom;; my bad for rushing :°)
lordgris:Bird mom
capramoms: chocolettestarfish: chocolettestarfish: BIRD MOMS On the left, Rosie: happily married to Pepita with a son from her wife’s previous relationship. On the right, Ova: a widower and mother of a hatchling; business partner of their development
madiniwa: roses-fountain: new crystal gems!! now with a cooler design! Bird Mom got a new outfit AND more attitude
mostlymilkwood: He gets it from his (bird) mom
skidar: When mom’s away daddy and baby lammergeiers will play. Fun fact, the stomach acid of lammergeiers is so strong that it can dissolve bone, so after they drop the bone onto rocks to break it into smaller fragments, they’ll swallow the shards
Submission from @emperorcooler:This came to me as soon as I saw her face.
shitpostgenerator: reblog to troll that bird mom
yamino: sgt-keroro-platoony: Pearl (aka Bird Mom) and the birbs. shaburdies….
artkat: regardless of whether or not she is able to regenerate, it’s gotta be a little traumatic to see your bird mom get stabbed through the chest. He canonically had flashbacks about it. I know this is way back in the beginning of season one but
