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“You make me come to life like the Geek Interpreter’s comics.”
“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to see you in handcuffs anyway.”
“I want to have more meetings with you than Magnussen had with the prime minister.”
“Wanna know why my Belstaff coat is so long?” Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“Without you, my heart is as broken as Mrs. Hudson’s hip.”
“Forget mind palaces… Wanna see my mind sex dungeon?”
“I want you wrapped around me more tightly than my purple shirt.”
“I’m a fan of yours– type B, that is.”
“You put the ‘bae’ in Baker Street.”
“You’re the boomerang to my hiker… Throwing you away would kill me.”
“A headphones-wearing bison isn’t the only thing I’d like up against my wall.”
“Redbeard isn’t the only one I’d like to be petting.”
“People are basically fond, but not as much as I am.”
“I think about Redbeard when I want to calm down, but I think about you when I want to get excited.”
“I only have earbuds for you.”
“I heard you want the D… and I’m not talking about deductions.”
“Forget the crime scene… The only body I want to be checking out is yours.”
“When I said I’d get you off, I wasn’t just talking about the murder charge.”
“If you were my drug, I wouldn’t need a case to justify doing you.”
“I would kick my parents out if you came over.”
“I love you more than Carl Powers loved his shoes.”
“Don’t hate the dragon slayer. Hate the game.”
sherlockology: Surprise! Today has seen the read through for the ‘Sherlock Special’ - where Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman have apparently decided to dress up like this… though if you look closer you might spot some interesting quirks…
“I would punch the chief superintendent just because he called you a weirdo.”
“I wish I was Irene’s phone just so I could get into your cleavage.”
“My anaconda don’t want none unless you got glow-in-the-dark buns, hun.”
“Are you Anderson’s fake Jack the Ripper? Because I want to bone you.”
“I cannot eliminate being with you, therefore it must not be impossible.”
“What’s your star sign? I don’t know mine because I deleted the solar system.”
“I hope our relationship lasts longer than John’s mustache.”
“You’re the only cabbie whose head is not the only thing I want to see.” Submitted by unicorn-enthusiast.
“Are you a sitty thing? Because I would love to sit on you.” Submitted by snickersa2010.
“Lestrade will find his division before I find someone better than you.”
“I know your friends don’t all hate you. I only wrote that essay so I could have you all to myself.”
“I’m not just a soldier, doctor, and blogger… I’m also a lover.”
“You are a man, and good at it… but I think you’d be even better at being my man.”
“May I twist and diffuse your hair?”
“My mind palace can’t even contain how much I think about you.”
“I would name my daughter after you even if Sherlock wasn’t a girl’s name.”
“Do you like solving crimes? Because I’ve got a vacancy.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
