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“You don’t have to be a murder victim’s stillborn daughter to get me to shout your name over and over again.”
“I would read your blog even if it only contained two hundred and forty-three types of tobacco ash.”
“Would you still love me even if I turned into an Asian woman?”
“Science of Deduction? Wouldn’t you rather hear about the Science of Seduction?” Submitted by thesaphiragirl.
“You steeple your fingers a lot. I could give you something better to do with them.”
“If you broke into my flat for a tea party, I would let you sit in my chair.”
“When I said I would hit that, I didn’t just mean with my riding crop.”
“On my face. Come at once, if convenient. If inconvenient, come anyway.”
“I would ensure your husband’s death in Florida just to be with you.”
“Forget tobacco ash. I’d rather blog two hundred and forty-three reasons why I love you.”
The cheesiest of the cheesy, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“You give me a 221boner.”
“You are the grape of my eye. Apples are boring.” Submitted by bandofbaskets.
sherlockholdingpairsofthings: Sherlock holding a pair of titties. [x] Sherlock Holding Pairs of Things Week: Day 7
“I’d like my last vow to be ’‘Til death do us part.’”
“The Sign of 3? I prefer the Sign of <3”
“I’d let you ride my tube with your harpoon.” Submitted (with photo) by Carrie (no username). (Admin’s note: Yes, I realize this screencap has been used before, but it was a photo submission, so I just rolled with it.)
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Happy Halloween, followers! I made this blog’s very first pick-up line comic for you! :) And yes, that is Harry Potter font.
sherlockology: Spoilers were heavy at the post-screening Sherlock Q&A at the BFI today, so we’ll be bringing you content from that after the broadcast of the first episode in the series. But in the meantime, here’s an exclusive shot of Benedict
“Without you, my heart feels as empty as my hearse.”
“How about we both skip your birthday dinner so I can show you my ‘thing’?”
“I’d smile and wink at you even if it didn’t humanize me.”
“Only lies have detail, so I won’t elaborate on how much I love you.”
“I like you more than Howard Shilcott likes trains.”
“The only looks I want to be clueing for are yours.”
“I have an international reputation for loving you.” Submitted by cricketshuman.
“Your perfection has left me completely deaded.”
I didn’t make a graphic since it’s not Sherlock, but I’m posting anyway because it’s still Benedict/Martin. And also because it’s hilarious.
“I’ll let you kiss me if you crash through a window and ruffle your hair first.”
“Loving you could never be human error.”
“Can our sign be the sign of threesome?”
“I heard you lost your job fantasizing about me coming back to life… Don’t worry, I’ve got a different kind of ‘job’ you can do.”
“My detective skills aren’t the only gifts I was born with.”
“Can I buy you a drink? 443.7 milliliters of drink, that is.”
“The ‘elephant in the room’ is my penis.”
“You don’t need your mind palace to know my porn preference.”
“I’m a high-functioning sociopath… Can I be a high-functioning sociopath with your number?”
“Forget the egg chair… You should sitty thing on my face.”
“Call me Shezza, because I’m going undercover… Under your covers, that is.”
“I’d let you make me wear the hat.”
“I want to do you on the table… On the Periodic Table hanging in your bedroom, that is.”
“I was so scared of you leaving me that I started doing napkin origami.”
“If I was Madonna, would you let me touch your knee?”
“I’d like to get to know you as well as I know ash.”
“My love for you exceeds the amount of laptops Sherlock has.”
“I’d like to compromise the integrity of your ‘crime scene.’”
“You make me uncomprehending in the face of myself.”
“You taste better than eyeball coffee.”
“Let’s go bar hopping for a couple hours and then cuddle on the stairs.”
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“I’m sorry I came back from the dead with a French accent. Next time I tell you big news I’ll give you something else French.”
“The things we’d like to do to you… I have a list. Mycroft has a file.”
“Waltz lessons aren’t the only things that happen in Baker Street behind closed curtains.”
“When I said ‘I’m just going to whip this out,’ I didn’t mean my detective equipment.” (Inspired by this post.)
“Let’s be Oklahomos together.” (If you haven’t seen it yet…)
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