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“I love you more than Mycroft loves cake.” Submitted by moikaywayspetunicorn.

“I love you more than Mycroft loves cake.” Submitted by moikaywayspetunicorn.

“Whenever I’m with you, I’m hornier than Anderson in a triceratops costume.”

“Whenever I’m with you, I’m hornier than Anderson in a triceratops costume.”

The best of A Study in Pink references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of A Study in Pink references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The top 10 posts of all time (based on number of notes). Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr! <3 ~ With love, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines

The top 10 posts of all time (based on number of notes). Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr! <3 ~ With love, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines

“I’ve been reliably informed that I don’t have a heart because you stole it.”

“I’ve been reliably informed that I don’t have a heart because you stole it.”

Happy Halloween, followers! I made this blog’s very first pick-up line comic for you! :) And yes, that is Harry Potter font.

Happy Halloween, followers! I made this blog’s very first pick-up line comic for you! :) And yes, that is Harry Potter font.

“I’d like to get to know you as well as I know ash.”

“I’d like to get to know you as well as I know ash.”

“Are you a sitty thing? Because I would love to sit on you.” Submitted by snickersa2010.

“Are you a sitty thing? Because I would love to sit on you.” Submitted by snickersa2010.

“John says I’m a machine… Want to see if you can turn me on?”

“John says I’m a machine… Want to see if you can turn me on?”

“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.”

“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.”

“When I said ‘the dog one,’ I wasn’t talking about your story. I was trying to think of the sex position.”

“When I said ‘the dog one,’ I wasn’t talking about your story. I was trying to think of the sex position.”

“I don’t have friends, just potential love interests.”Submitted by nzeuropean.

“I don’t have friends, just potential love interests.”Submitted by nzeuropean.

“Your style is more iconic than Sherlock in a deerstalker.”

“Your style is more iconic than Sherlock in a deerstalker.”

“Get a room? Nah, let’s get an entire flat.”

“Get a room? Nah, let’s get an entire flat.”

“My coat collar isn’t the only thing that’s up.”

“My coat collar isn’t the only thing that’s up.”

“Crap telly and chill?”

“Crap telly and chill?”

“Writing my best man speech for your wedding was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do… because I wasn’t the one you were marrying.”

“Writing my best man speech for your wedding was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do… because I wasn’t the one you were marrying.”

“I may not know that the Earth revolves around the sun, but I know that my heart revolves around you.”

“I may not know that the Earth revolves around the sun, but I know that my heart revolves around you.”

“I would go back in time during our fourth season just to be able to say that I’ve loved you for centuries.”

“I would go back in time during our fourth season just to be able to say that I’ve loved you for centuries.”

“I love you more than Jennifer Wilson loved the color pink.”

“I love you more than Jennifer Wilson loved the color pink.”

“You say alone protects you, but I know of another kind of protection that we can use together.”(Edit: This graphic was originally uploaded with Sherlock’s font instead of John’s, even though John’s supposed to be the one saying the pick-up

“You say alone protects you, but I know of another kind of protection that we can use together.”(Edit: This graphic was originally uploaded with Sherlock’s font instead of John’s, even though John’s supposed to be the one saying the pick-up

Happy Halloween, followers! Sorry again I had to upload this so late. (And yes, that’s a Goomba on Sherlock’s face. I was gonna do a Luigi hat, but that would have been too predictable.)

Happy Halloween, followers! Sorry again I had to upload this so late. (And yes, that’s a Goomba on Sherlock’s face. I was gonna do a Luigi hat, but that would have been too predictable.)

“My love for you is deeper than Sherlock’s voice.”

“My love for you is deeper than Sherlock’s voice.”

“Your beauty is to die for… or at least fake die for so Moriarty’s sniper doesn’t shoot you.”

“Your beauty is to die for… or at least fake die for so Moriarty’s sniper doesn’t shoot you.”

“Don’t make people into heroes. Heroes don’t exist, but if they did, you’d be mine.”

“Don’t make people into heroes. Heroes don’t exist, but if they did, you’d be mine.”

“Your feelings for me are more obvious than the password on John’s computer.”

“Your feelings for me are more obvious than the password on John’s computer.”

“When I’m through with you, you’ll have a harder time walking than Sherlock after being drugged by Irene Adler.”

“When I’m through with you, you’ll have a harder time walking than Sherlock after being drugged by Irene Adler.”

“Will you be the Sherlock to my Buckingham Palace? I want you inside of me with no clothes on.”

“Will you be the Sherlock to my Buckingham Palace? I want you inside of me with no clothes on.”

“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.”

“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.”

“May I be your unsavory companion of dubious morals?”

“May I be your unsavory companion of dubious morals?”

“You’re clearly acclimatized to never getting to the end of a sentence. I could give you something else to do with your mouth, if you’d like.”

“You’re clearly acclimatized to never getting to the end of a sentence. I could give you something else to do with your mouth, if you’d like.”

“Unprincipled drug addict or not, I’ll gladly be your gentleman hero.”

“Unprincipled drug addict or not, I’ll gladly be your gentleman hero.”

“I would give you dancing lessons even if it meant your Sign Language needed work.”

“I would give you dancing lessons even if it meant your Sign Language needed work.”

“Sitting in the Carmichaels’ greenhouse isn’t the only thing we can do together that’s murder on the knees.”

“Sitting in the Carmichaels’ greenhouse isn’t the only thing we can do together that’s murder on the knees.”

“My feelings for you are so blindingly obvious, even Lestrade could work them out.”

“My feelings for you are so blindingly obvious, even Lestrade could work them out.”

“I don’t care whether you’re a Viennese alienist or a retired army surgeon– you can ask me any curious questions you like.”

“I don’t care whether you’re a Viennese alienist or a retired army surgeon– you can ask me any curious questions you like.”

“Forget morphine or cocaine. I get plenty high just off of your presence.”

“Forget morphine or cocaine. I get plenty high just off of your presence.”

Happy Easter, everyone! That Cumberbunny is a real thing, by the way…

Happy Easter, everyone! That Cumberbunny is a real thing, by the way…

“Are you Sherlock Holmes? Because I wanna see you shake your mind pal-ass.”

“Are you Sherlock Holmes? Because I wanna see you shake your mind pal-ass.”

“My balls are bluer than the carbuncle Watson wrote about.”

“My balls are bluer than the carbuncle Watson wrote about.”

“Do you have a feet fetish? Because my game is afoot.”

“Do you have a feet fetish? Because my game is afoot.”

“You’re more important to me than finding Emelia Ricoletti’s substitute corpse.”

“You’re more important to me than finding Emelia Ricoletti’s substitute corpse.”

“If you think Mycroft is enormous, just wait until you see my dick.”

“If you think Mycroft is enormous, just wait until you see my dick.”

“I would go right into Hell and make it look like I meant it just to save you.”

“I would go right into Hell and make it look like I meant it just to save you.”

“Getting over you is more impossible than arresting a jellyfish.”

“Getting over you is more impossible than arresting a jellyfish.”

“I find you more fascinating than an unmoving Toby.”

“I find you more fascinating than an unmoving Toby.”

“Planning our dates will be easy. I know exactly where we’ll need to be picked up for lunch two weeks from now.”

“Planning our dates will be easy. I know exactly where we’ll need to be picked up for lunch two weeks from now.”

“I like you more than Sherlock likes Toby.”

“I like you more than Sherlock likes Toby.”

height difference was never really my thing but then benedict grew up several inches taller than martin and all hope was lost narratekate: May I request John playing with Sherlock’s hair? And maaaaybbe telling him he’s pretty?

height difference was never really my thing but then benedict grew up several inches taller than martin and all hope was lost narratekate: May I request John playing with Sherlock’s hair? And maaaaybbe telling him he’s pretty?

New stills (source)

New stills (source)

weinsteinco: Critics everywhere are enjoying The #ImitationGame. Coming to theaters November 21.

weinsteinco: Critics everywhere are enjoying The #ImitationGame. Coming to theaters November 21.

The Imitation Game Movie CLIP - Sandwiches

The Imitation Game Movie CLIP - Sandwiches

The Imitation Game - clip #5 - Alan Turing’s “useless machine”

The Imitation Game - clip #5 - Alan Turing’s “useless machine”

We’re going to get some lunch. (x)

We’re going to get some lunch. (x)

New HQ stills (source)

New HQ stills (source)

New stills(Source for the first three)(Source for the bottom two)

New stills(Source for the first three)(Source for the bottom two)

mu5icliz: benedict—cumberbatch: watsonsdick: valeria2067: hoshiko2000: Ever wondered what Sherlock would be like if John and Sherlock’s personalities were switched? Like John was the one who was a twat and Sherlock was the really nice and polite

mu5icliz: benedict—cumberbatch: watsonsdick: valeria2067: hoshiko2000: Ever wondered what Sherlock would be like if John and Sherlock’s personalities were switched? Like John was the one who was a twat and Sherlock was the really nice and polite

mu5icliz: benedict—cumberbatch: watsonsdick: valeria2067: hoshiko2000: Ever wondered what Sherlock would be like if John and Sherlock’s personalities were switched? Like John was the one who was a twat and Sherlock was the really nice and polite

mu5icliz: benedict—cumberbatch: watsonsdick: valeria2067: hoshiko2000: Ever wondered what Sherlock would be like if John and Sherlock’s personalities were switched? Like John was the one who was a twat and Sherlock was the really nice and polite

mu5icliz: benedict—cumberbatch: watsonsdick: valeria2067: hoshiko2000: Ever wondered what Sherlock would be like if John and Sherlock’s personalities were switched? Like John was the one who was a twat and Sherlock was the really nice and polite

mu5icliz: benedict—cumberbatch: watsonsdick: valeria2067: hoshiko2000: Ever wondered what Sherlock would be like if John and Sherlock’s personalities were switched? Like John was the one who was a twat and Sherlock was the really nice and polite

chjofy: John’s eyes appreciation - His Last Vow So, somebody asked for it :D it is way different doing this for Martin’s eyes because he is shot in a very different way than Benedict. But he’s oh-so-expressive. I can feel the emotion John’s feeling

chjofy: John’s eyes appreciation - His Last Vow So, somebody asked for it :D it is way different doing this for Martin’s eyes because he is shot in a very different way than Benedict. But he’s oh-so-expressive. I can feel the emotion John’s feeling

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