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“I’m married to my work, but I’d divorce it for you.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“I want to put my ‘experiment’ in your 'microwave.’” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“I’m married to my work, so we’ll have to be discreet.” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“If we were at a restaurant together, I wouldn’t deny that you were my date.”
“I wouldn’t put on pants for you.” Submitted by britishrandominsanity.
The best of The Great Game references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of The Hounds of Baskerville references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of A Scandal in Belgravia references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I’ve never been jealous of a shirt before.” Submitted by insertpoeticdevice.
The best of The Reichenbach Fall references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“If you think my cheekbones are prominent, just wait until you see the bone in my pants.”
“I never want to say ‘LATERZ!’ to you.”
“I love you so much, I promise to avoid your nose and teeth whenever I punch your face.”
“I’ll help you excrete the drug out of your system.” Submitted by maskedcity.
“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m not talking about cigarettes.”
“My chemical defect for you could never put me on the losing side.”
“When I said I was hoping you’d go deeper, I wasn’t talking about your analysis.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I’d hit that 1895 times.”
“It’s a good thing I find breathing boring, because you take my breath away.”
“I regret deleting the solar system, because you are out of this world.”
“When I say ‘Vatican Cameos!’ I want you to go down… on me.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
The best of breaking the fourth wall, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I would chase you all over London even if my limp wasn’t psychosomatic.”
“I would rather have you than the skull.” Submitted by anonymous.
“You are really my area.”
“I would dress for you the way I dress going to Buckingham Palace.”
“Oh, so the Internet thinks you look like an otter? Well, I think you otter be in my bed.”
“We’re so domestic, people are even shipping our mugs.”
“I can’t take my eyes off of you… No, really. I can’t. It’s for an experiment.”
“When I told you to take my card, I meant my V-card.”
“If you’re a hedgehog, can I be your hedge?”
“I like the turn-ups on your jeans. Wanna be my boy’s father?”
“I suggest we do that thing where two people who like each other go out and have fun.”
“I would ‘coordinate’ with you and a pair of handcuffs in a dark alley anytime.”
“Why do I need to know about the solar system? It’s wrong anyway; my world revolves around you.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“I like your strong moral principle and nerves of steel, and that’s not just the shock talking.”
“You are more indispensable than my homeless network.”
“I want to grow old, retire, and study bees with you.”
“You know what they say about big feet? Well, just call me Carl Powers.”
“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired by this (submitted by sherlockian4life13).
“I would never chase some killer while trying to get off with you.”
“Are you my blogger? Because I’d be lost without you.”
“I don’t need a good coat and a short friend to look ‘tall,’ if you get what I mean.”
“Mrs. Turner has married ones. How about you and I be Mrs. Hudson’s married ones?”
“I just met you, and this is crazy, but I know everything about you, so come live with me maybe?” Submitted by anonymous.
“You make me so giddy, I’m giggling even at crime scenes.”
The best of series two references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of submissions, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side of town and it could be dangerous.”
“When I’m retired and studying bees, will you be my honey?”
“You’ve never been the most luminous of people, but you brighten up my world.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I’d love to get under your sheets. Especially if you were still wearing them.”
“I enjoy my jumper collection, but I’d much rather have you on my body instead.”
“I knew it was dangerous getting you into crap telly. I should get you into my bed instead.”
“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss it better.”
“I named our dog Gladstone because you make me happy and hard.”
“Boys, please, not here. Let’s take it to my bedroom.” Submitted (with photo) by somenerdygirl.
“Are we doing it? Have we done it?”
“I noticed you’re wearing a deerstalker. May I be your dear?”
“Would you still love me even if I turned into an Asian woman?”
