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“Is this Reichenbach? Because I think I’m falling for you.”
“Fuck me! I won a BAFTA!”
“If I deduced everything in your life from your alcoholic sibling to your military service, would you come home with me? Forever?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I don’t know anything about the stars unless they’re the ones in your eyes.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I got the milk.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Come with me and I’ll make sure the Hound isn’t the only thing howling.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I would rob Buckingham Palace just for your amusement.”
“I would rip off your clothes at a darkened swimming pool even if there wasn’t a bomb strapped to you.”
“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat collar up to try and look cool? It makes it difficult for me to give you a hickey.”
“Wanna U.M.Q.R.A.?”
“If I had a chin for every time I thought of you, I’d have no friends.”
“I made you coffee. Do you prefer it black or drugged?”
“Just give me a chance and I’ll be Reichen your bed Bach and forth all night.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“You are such a brilliant conductor of light, not even Bluebell can glow as bright as you.”
“What are you doing? Get back into the cage I made for you!” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I never thought heroes existed until I met you.”
“How about I smear myself with jam when we get home and let you lick it off?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Let’s REALLY make people talk.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I would fake kill myself for your sake.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about the one in the fridge.”
“I would read your blog even if it wasn’t about me.”
“Leave the wall alone. If you’re bored, I’ll gladly take a pounding from you.”
“If convenient, meet me in my bedroom. If inconvenient, come anyway.”
“If you’d let me, I’d twiddle you all day and night.”
“I would let you take me hostage even if you didn’t have a gun pointed at my head.”
“Even if I was allergic to kittens, I would still cuddle you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“The newspaper says that you’re a confirmed bachelor… Want me to fix that?”
“If I had a silly-looking jumper for every time I thought of you, I’d be John Watson.”
“I love you more than John loves jam.” Submitted by xhowisharveywallbangeronewordx.
“Can I buy you a drink? 443.7 milliliters of drink, that is.”
“If I was Madonna, would you let me touch your knee?”
“Let’s go bar hopping for a couple hours and then cuddle on the stairs.”
“You make me more speechless than John asking me to be his best man.”
“Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique.”
“I hope our relationship lasts longer than John’s mustache.”
“Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions, influences, and role models… Guess I must have had a lot of those that looked like you.â€
“Yes, you are a pretty lady.“
“Your love is more intoxicating than John’s stag night.â€
“My dick is harder than one of Sherlock’s unsolved cases.â€
“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I bet I can rub you right where you like it.â€
“I’m more attracted to you than John is to dangerous situations and people.â€
“My bed is cozier than John’s jumpers. Don’t believe me? Come see for yourself.â€
“You’re fancier than the restaurant John tried to propose to Mary in.â€
“Are you John’s therapist’s flower vase? Because when I look at you, I see a tall glass of water.”
“No balloon could ever be a substitute for you.”
“If you were credit, I would take you even after John published his blog.”
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esgaroths: bored. Can I get a Prince John hovering over him please? Cuz Sleeping Beauty just woke up.
majorsarcasm19: jessamygriffith: ibelieveinmartinfreeman: SHERLOCK AU: In which Andrew and Benedict made a bet during the filming of “The Great Game” to see who would make Martin agry first This is so clever “That’s not the bomb” “I know
luciawestwick: The Imitation Game. (x)
Anatomy of a Scene | ‘Imitation Game’ Morten Tyldum narrates a sequence from ”The Imitation Game,” featuring Benedict Cumberbatch (via The New York Times)
As new pope I would like a pope like John XII. Why? Pope John XII was a libertine…http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_John_XII
I really wanted to draw m1211nasu’s Martin!Sherlock and Benedict!John <3<3<3 because so cute SO CUTE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH
New plushies! These guys will be available at Fanime, along with my previous Sherlock and Hannibal cuties; some of them are pretty limited in quantity (like, 8…) so come early if there’s one you want~ Sherlocks and Johns will always be sold
deareje: Bigger version. #BenedictCumberbatch p1(4256x2832), p2(4256x2832)
cityoferudite: Star Trek Into Darkness: John Harrison (Benedict Cumberbatch) Bless this post
sherlockholmeson: amygloriouspond: ∞ Scenes of Sherlock Hey, John. Do you remember setlock? Martin wasn’t there while Amanda and Benedict were filming bonfire scene. I suspect the hand in the glove we see is not actually Benedict’s. Oh magic
johns-potato: amuseoffyre: hansolosgun: “oscar isaac was the runner up for the role of Doctor Strange, but they chose benedict cumberbatch” … We could have had it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallll…. i am embarrassed for marvel now
johns-tea-blog: Happy 38th Birthday, Benedict!
