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pixielifts:africanyounot: So my little sister just burst into my room, grabbed me and whispered “omg the reason Patrick is so clueless is because he lives under a rock” I… To be honest did not get that until now
sunalwaysshining: darlingwereallmadhere-xoxo: b3autiful-infinit3-univ3rs3: theneverendinglaughs: timelordy-teganbreann: everycage: savingthedead: i will continue to reblog this until it gets the notes it deserves because elephants If your heart
nicolethedopefiendqueen: 97gigi: i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison than rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape??? Reblogging for the 1 million time because fucking realest thing I’ve read on
the-doctor-exists: 1864damon: 8yrs: my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds you can get a headache from looking at something that bright This is the most inspiring thing I’ve seen on tumblr.
airzonk: xefyre: *wears this* *gets sent home from school because of the constant accordion noises wherever i go*
meowsatan: bussykiller: GET THIS THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE It took me5 minutes to reblog this because I was laughing so hard
tsevers: politicalmachine: VOTE! Find out where and how here: https://www.hillaryclinton.com/commit/locate/ ALSO PLEASE REMEMBER IF YOU DON’T THINK YOU CAN GET TO A BOOTH BECAUSE OF WORK OR SCHOOL THAT YOU ARE LAWFULLY ALLOWED TO ASK YOUR PLACE OF
buzzfeed: Everyone Is Heartbroken Over Gotti The Sad Pit Bull After People Refused To Pet Him“Later on in the night I FaceTimed my mom and she said that people pet him because my aunt said you had to pet him to get candy,” William said. “He got
Ignore this, im ranting and venting again.
fortunatemind: If youre my girlfriend then there is absolutely no need to get jealous because im probably obsessed with you
postracialcomments: theafrocentrics: daretobeblack: Any of you guys get a sex talk because I didn’t.. I didn’t either. My parents just assumed I knew when I got a certain age. yea. my moms printed out pictures of folks with STDs and told us that
stealthboy: stealthboy: stealthboy: i cannot fucking believe this update: tried to lock both sides so she just fucking broke it everyone saying let her in: she’s already in!!! She’s trying to get OUT because IM out!
at-seapoint:im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait
barriz99:fortunatemind: If youre my girlfriend then there is absolutely no need to get jealous because im probably obsessed with you So true
asap-rock-lee: man i left to get some cereal and i come back to people trying too hard lol. also if you’re gonna insult a dude’s dick, don’t do it on anon because im just gonna assume you just sus.
boomitsnialler: and i bet niall would be such a fun cuddler because he wouldn’t just lay there he would tickle you and kiss your face all over to make you giggle and squirm and he would wrap you up in his big arms so you couldn’t get away and he’d
iphotographlove: it’s late, and i’m going through the tons of photos i have taken of my daughter because her birthday is next month, and im getting all emotional lol this is charlotte as doctor who
healthoverhatred: dolphinboy420: hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you How boys feel about me
postllimit: thelandofslumpalump: postllimit: magic How many tries did it take to get this one because im a fuckin wizard
thefrogman: Doodle Time by Sarah Anderson [tumblr | twitter | facebook]
redmonsoontriad: i get caught off guard when people acknowledge my presence because im so irrelevant i sometimes forget i even exist
So I’m looking into getting either a FitBit or a Jawbone. Opinions? I’d love something to track my steps and overall activity and I like that whole..comparing your weekly steps with your friends that I believe fitbit does? But I also want
skellydun: where are all the rich kinky people who get off on giving away their money because im ready to meet me a freak like that
jellybeing: cheshirecat: katiebienvenue: ashtondrew: 35 Things You Will Never See Again In Your Life this is really fucking upsetting this is really REALLY depressing That Trix yogurt was THE SHIT. im getting really mad because that
bleeply: i love being a cat owner and not being scared by sounds in the middle of the night because i already know who the fuck it is
gonna go biking and get muddy as possible because im ina terrible mood and that usually cheers me up see you all later and fuck all the people who hate me right now go die in a pit thenk you adios
redmonsoontriad:i get caught off guard when people acknowledge my presence because im so irrelevant i sometimes forget i even exist
dolphinboy420: hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you
ho5eokie:“why are u still sleeping with a plushie?” because im lonely bitch get out
zekedms:willowcrowned:willowcrowned:Maybe it’s just because I’m Jewish but I do truly believe that life gets ten times better when you learn to complain cheerfullyI think a part of it is that it lets you acknowledge that something sucks, which is
You can do everything “right” and still get the “wrong” outcome. Because you are not the center of the world. You aren’t the main character. The world doesn’t owe you a damn thing. Life may be what you make it, but
penis-peeper:penis-peeper:“ok but PROVE that physically disabled people have value” I don’t need to prove it? they just do? they’re valuable because I value them? I said I value them and I’m saying that to your face? If you can’t cope with
draumbouy: the-porcelain-empress: White couples that adopt non-white kids If you’re getting mad at someone for adopting a parentless child and bringing that child into a loving home because their skin color doesn’t match then you need to take
u know what's great? im not in highschool anymore
sadegg: this boy was like well because im a boy ill be expected to hold the door and i was like yeah being a man is so hard like thats so much worse then getting paid less and that shut him up so quick
elliebeanz: *gets a hair in my food but doesn’t tell the waiter because im sure everyone staffed is working their asses off and having a hard time and its just a little hair anyway i can always just pull it out and i dont like to waste food either
fortunatemind: fortunatemind: If youre my girlfriend then there is absolutely no need to get jealous because im probably obsessed with you Welp
lazerprincess: I’m seeing a bunch of people do a “6 selfies of 2014” thing, so I figured I’d do it! I don’t take many selfies because I hate how I look as a boy and I rarely get a chance to dress as a girl, so I’m only posting 5, but this
thatgirlinwonderlandd: WHY DO I GET SUCH A LAUGH OUT OF REJECTING GUYS BECAUSE IM GAY OMG.
dissapolnted: sexcercising: forebidden: teenagurs: all of these pictures of iphone 5’s make me want mine to get here so much faster omg my mom said i cant have mine anymore because im a bad kid wtf shes gonna give it to my brother who NEVER uses
Like. I literally wanna go. I don’t wanna do this anymore. God, it just gets worse and worse. Just when I think the worst is over, this shit comes completely left field.