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Me and my friend got the 250$ ticket package for teen top in LA and i feel like this concert probably wont happen because theres only like 4more days and its barely around 35% funded ;-;
aplusangels: im jealous of every teen top member because they get to be in contact with every other teen top member do u see my problem here
dolphinboy420: hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you
redmonsoontriad: i get caught off guard when people acknowledge my presence because im so irrelevant i sometimes forget i even exist
I had this perfect Avoid Neil plan going (because I decided I am too preoccupied with Neil and need to actually work at work–schedule myself opposite of Neil was the solution!) and it was all going according to keikaku! Until Clara came to my office
fortunatemind: If youre my girlfriend then there is absolutely no need to get jealous because im probably obsessed with you
cyborgslayer: another selfie from getting ready for my cousins wedding, because im obsessed with this dress
iwanttobeafatman: This is truely torture ya know. Im getting pizza for dinner tonight because of you @massivelyfattening
ho5eokie: “why are u still sleeping with a plushie?” because im lonely bitch get out
redmonsoontriad:i get caught off guard when people acknowledge my presence because im so irrelevant i sometimes forget i even exist
omgleagueoflegends: #i hate league humor#because im such a loser for getting it
striderscribe: birthday sale! feb 1 marks one year of being a lewd fucker (and….. legal) so all of my sets are on sale if you use code “bday” (and also to get you all ready because im gettin w a y more nsfw this year) lucoa | stocking | chiyo |
diancie: diancie: precumming: im getting yelled at cause i dont use chapstick Because you’re a crusty lipped bitch! He literally just said he hasn’t used chapstick in a few years….This is so frightening!!!! UPDATE: He also just said he doesn’t
okay so im getting a usb hub as like a last ditch effort to see if it’ll help me with my mouse problem (also because theyre a good thing to have!) found a cheap one with good reviews, went to a site to order it and LMFAO the fucking shipping prices
bosimba: fiztheancient started following you hi it was a long time comin now im getting confused on my dashboard because i keep thinking your posts are kassi’s lmfao
this took me too long to draw because im agitated but might as well draw one more thing b4 paul gets here his flight was canceled. he was supposed to be here by now but it got moved to tomorrow idk i wanna kiss monte
maybe i should do a ‘pay to feed brooklyn’ tipjar thing and the more cash given the fatter brooklyn gets in each pic.idk just everyone loves fatty bo batty brooklynthough idk if ill ever do the idea because im terrible at going thru with my
hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao:Incan,t get covid because im basically immune basically from this mud i drank
princesspootsalot: ghostier: i think im getting the hang of drawing ponies now huzzah scootaloo is missing because i just didnt feel like resizing this canvas THATS THE CUTEST SWEETIE IVE EVER FUCKING SEEN??????????????? omgsocute <3
hatterandahare replied to your post: I hit the point last night in which I was eating… IM SO SORRY I HAD TO LEAVE YOUUUU. come to the cook campus center and play with me? also. you should really hop on my exercise and we will set up a routine
HOW COULD NO ONE HAVE CONVINCED ME TO GET ANIMAL CROSSING BEFORE IM GONNA CRY I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH
raithha: my nipples dont get hard anymore because im depressed
this is why I’ve been staying the fuck away. because Im just a stupid negative piece of shit, and probably will only get worse all the way though to christmas.
greathaircut:i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it
imalright-itsokay: Prob deleting later unless these get a ton of notes because im shy and theyre so low qual
foxnewsofficial: if i was a delivery man i’d spend all day seeing how seductively i could say “i’ve got a big package for you” and get away with it
hotboyproblems: im crying over all of these assignments when i should be travelling the world
lesbolution: irisannwest: do you ever do you ever just have that one class that one freaking class that just depresses you when you think about it because oh god you hate it so much #the bourgeoisie tbh
khaleesiofhale: deanckles: I want a story about a gay girl disguising herself as a guy to get into an all boy school. When she meets her roommate, he happens to have a banging personality and a very pleasing face. The girl has a sexuality crisis because
ho5eokie:“why are u still sleeping with a plushie?” because im lonely bitch get out
jamaicanbulma: I’m so blessed to have this man in my life. I look over pictures like this and get teary eyed because I’m so grateful that my daughters will have the relationship with their father that I’ll never have. Their smiles fill my heart
goathornsandblackwool: lohver: it sucks being a suuuUuUUuper observant person bc i notice every little thing in every action & i literally get sad over the smallest things You’re not observant, you’re negative. Like if you were so observant you’d
postllimit: thelandofslumpalump: postllimit: magic How many tries did it take to get this one because im a fuckin wizard
thepridelandss: im-sooo-changable: torchy-worchy: twoandtwentyonebee: I don’t think most cis guys understand what a period is. It isn’t a steady trickle of blood, like if you get a cut on accident. It’s chunks and strings of bloody paste that’s
grugz: captainhello: are there actually people who don’t have any stuffed animals? like real people who decided once they hit middle school or something that they needed to sell all their cuddly friends because adorable plush puppies and bears are
I really wish I could get more done in a day like jeez I should be able to do more than a load of laundry and a sink full of dishes before I feel like sleeping for 9265519995432965639 years it sucks so much and I hate it lmao
alithographicaart: ucresearch: Why we need GMOs to survive climate change Genetically modified organisms get a bad rap for many reasons, but we’ve actually been genetically altering what we eat since the dawn of human history. “For 10,000 years,
skellydun:where are all the rich kinky people who get off on giving away their money because im ready to meet me a freak like that
whatever-radforever: I feel so bad for my parents because they get so excited when i look at clothes that aren’t black when in all actuality im just touching them sighing and imagining how good they’d look in black
dontkare-n: this is my favorite scene from shingeki no kyojin because annie is challenging reiner and he gets all nervous and eren’s on the ground like
sweet-bitsy: local-shop: muppetmayhem: Animated Kermit is just a really horrible frog. The way this kermits mouth moves cracks me up. My brother is getting mad at me because I won’t stop saying “TEETH”
snowingblackout: giveme-brandy-onmybreath: bloodydiadem: That moment you realize you are Edmund he almost gets them killed because he wants sweets we’re still Edmund
o-otonashi: I’m sort of mad that this was my first post to reach 2k notes because I’m getting followed by porn blogs non stop and I do not want that at all
cupcakesforcastiel: themunchkym: benedick-cumslut: IS TIME MOVING FASTER OR AM I JUST BECOMING MORE AWARE OF HOW SHORT A YEAR REALLY IS BECAUSE CHRIST ITS ALREADY JULY Your years are getting shorter proportionally to your life. Every day, you’ve
enchanting-ravenclaw: enchanting-ravenclaw: enchanting-ravenclaw: a kid from my high is fucking trending on facebook because of a stupid petition to get a senior photo of him holding a cat into the yearbook… (x) UPDATE!! My principal decided
queercommunist: ihaveabsolutelynoidea: “why are these scientists talking about pluto when they should be curing ebola” because they’re astrophysicists not molecular engineers or infectious disease specialists you’re getting mad at the
mcriartsy: savepunknroll: -americanhorrorstory: onesecondathousandthoughts: fallintopassion: bullied: we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police. That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.
cryingbloodviolently: tescosfinest: i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011 its awesome because the longer this post circulates the funnier it will get
obama-stolemy-vcr: yungneako: sp0iledbabe: blowmarisol: highfromsanfrancisco: Always reblog 10/10 THIS I actually adore her because I’ve NEVER seen a black person get to be so fucking frank and honest about racial injustice on tv. She’s real,
kabobulance: DO YALL THINK ITS FUCKING OKAY TO JUST CASUALLY PUT OUT A NEW TRAILER WITH NO FUCKING WARNING DO U KNOW WHAT U HAVE DONE I AM ON THE FUCKING FLOOR AND I CANNOT GET UP SOMEBODY BETTER CALL LIFE ALERT RIGHT FUCKING NOW BECAUSE I CANNOT
destiel-broke-me:deadgirldancing21:vicepresidentgay:unclefather:what did he think was going to happen GIRL GET HIM Re blogging because hot Cheeto with the powder licked off reblogging bc it looks disappointed that is lost the 4th grade spelling bee
bamonnineties: ohscalamity:DO YOU EVER JUST THINK ABOUT AN ANIME THAT ONE ANIME THAT WHENEVER YOU THINK ABOUT IT OR LISTEN TO THE THEME SONG OR TALK ABOUT IT YOUR CHEST GETS ALL TIGHT AND YOUR HEART STARTS TO JUST SWELL BECAUSE WOW YOU LOVE THAT ANIME
