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hiddlestonsitslikeahohoho: pausequoi: samandriel: if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest
cracked: I cannot tell you how many times I’ve been cleaning a pool and found a dildo or a wad of condoms. Once, I was working on a guy’s pool I thought had busted piping, because I kept pulling metal and plastic rings out of the skimmer and drain.
dar-draws: eliyora: dar-draws: you look fine to me Always reblog~ My cousin once showed me this from a facebook repost because he knows I like pokemon and teen titans, not knowing it was my art. Didnt tell him cuz then he’d look for my blog.
unyanizedcatboys:aofvoid:straightboyfriend:i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks
understandishable: jabberwockyface: Because I was talking about the Winter Soldier to my mom and she said, “Ah–Binky Barnes.” Once I could breathe again, I drew this. Thank you Josh. I think about this ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
fang107: rattlecat: zipperpulls: Two and a half hours of sex. Rattles came seven times. I didn’t get off once because my period is an asshole. Rattles is astounded that was two and a half hours. We usually go for four or five hours. I LITERALLY
tangounapregunta: tumblr is such a bizarre kind of social interaction. like. the rules are so different here. I once unfollowed someone because they said prime numbers were ugly and that was simply the last straw for me. imagine hanging out with a friend
drusies: shock: i can’t play second life anymore because we were in a furry sex club one time and someone showed up with this tiny litle rat avatar it was only like two inches off the ground and they didn’t say a single word once. it looked like
pearls: pearls: i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
beetledrink: when i was in the 7th grade i had a guy friend named TJ and once in the middle of class he passed me a note and i got really freaked out cause i thought it would be asking me out or something because thats why you pass notes in 7th grade
gerwell: Does this look like some gay propaganda pic? AWESOME. Aaaaaaaace. I started reading One Piece because I caught an episode on TV once and he was in it and I thought, FINALLY a character from One Piece that I like! Now to finish that Crocodile
fullmetalbeansprout: winnieportleyrind: fagvomit:once in 5th grade my mom bought me this set of like 200 glitter pens because I had mentioned that everyone at school was obsessed with them but I didn’t really care for them so the next day I brought
yudori: Translation: “Geeez, you really like this stuff?” “Did you follow me just to say that?” Because we’ve all once been that embarrassing nerd sibling. At least I was.
I’ve been sad a lot lately so I wore my flower crown to school and halfway through my first period I was breaking dress code because it could be considered “head gear”. I passed by the lady that once almost sent me to ISS for wearing
squats-y-tortillas: losing-every-extra-pound: buddhabrot: thighclapper: vegan-vulcan: baebly: this cow is prettier than me Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re
the-vashta-nerada: i was at a friend’s house once over the summer and they lived on a farm and they had a rabbit cage and i went in because there were like a HUNDRED rabbits in there and my friend thought it would be funny to lock me in the rabbit
inner-loveandpeace: thighclapper: vegan-vulcan: baebly: this cow is prettier than me Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks”
stumpkin: the only good story i have is i was once at the same wedding as daniel radcliffe and my dad said ‘you’re a wizard harry’ because my dad looks a lot like hagrid and daniel radcliffe told him to piss off
winnieportleyrind:fagvomit:once in 5th grade my mom bought me this set of like 200 glitter pens because I had mentioned that everyone at school was obsessed with them but I didn’t really care for them so the next day I brought them to class and kids
winnieportleyrind: fagvomit: once in 5th grade my mom bought me this set of like 200 glitter pens because I had mentioned that everyone at school was obsessed with them but I didn’t really care for them so the next day I brought them to class and
8amba: thighclapper: vegan-vulcan: baebly: this cow is prettier than me Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks” Fun fact:
untilyourbreathingst0ps: pearls: pearls: i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
semitics: natcritiquescartoons: semitics: semitics: My mom once told me she knew she wanted to marry my dad because he was good with kids. She told me the way men treat children is usually a reflection of their character and I think that’s true
bishoujohentai: deliciousyuri: Decided to come back to this Seikon no Qwaser season 2 episode 7 scene once again, this time with a gif-set that I just made myself. Because there weren’t any good ones that I was aware of, and Miyuri and Tomo are hot
I took some photos of my room last night because i’ve never taken pictures in it before and i think it’s nice to know what people’s spaces look like. And it was tidy for once. So: this is my room. :)
igotosleeptodream: fromsecondstory: igotosleeptodream: frogsandcrowns: I took some photos of my room last night because i’ve never taken pictures in it before and i think it’s nice to know what people’s spaces look like. And it was tidy for once.
space-operatic: oh my god i am glad someone giffed this, because i tried once and i was laughing too hard to continue
doctorcanon: cmcross: No, you don’t understand. This actually happens. We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re
bemyvirtualobsession: Selfie Sunday. I was once inspired to take pictures for someone who made me feel beautiful and wanted. While he’s now a memory, I’m still feeling beautiful and I’m sharing with you because I can. Lesson for the day. Don’t
fagvomit:once in 5th grade my mom bought me this set of like 200 glitter pens because I had mentioned that everyone at school was obsessed with them but I didn’t really care for them so the next day I brought them to class and kids started offering
black-quadrant: We don’t talk anymore. Why don’t we talk anymore? I miss us. I miss how you used to care. I watch you carry on with others and boil over with envy because I’m not even so much as a.thought anymore. You once told me I was important
Today I went to lake in West Milford with my lil crew on North Bergen. It was just what I needed to clear my head. Its going to be a rough couple of months for me, for once I envy a whore because a whore right now would say fuck it and be on the next
pearls:pearls: i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
yesemberposts: I was once told that the only way someone could tell I’m Chicana is because of my butt 🙈 (Leave the caption be pls)
goodgirl4him: She once told me that she loved me because I was the only thing she could hear. She can feel the vibration of the strings through the carved vessel of her instrument, but I am inside her. I am a song soaked into each bone of her secret body
targuzzler: mcdonaldguy: targuzzler: why cant we eat lava what the fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you can eat lava actually! but only once i only read the first part of your response because it was so good i didnt need to see the rest. thank you so much
route82: “The first six months or so, it was difficult, mostly because as a masculine hetrosexual, he resisted and felt humiliated by it. He also had to learn how to relax, how to breathe, how to “push out” on it rather than tighten up. But once
tales-of-sex-and-incest: Incest Confession: My older brother gave me the best valentine’s day gift ever today. Last night I was a little upset because my boyfriend cheated on me on new years eve, which meant I’d once again be spending the lover’s
keystrokestowardmydream: I actually did this once. I was quoted 1200.00 to fell the tree (because of it’s proximity to structures,) so I bought a chainsaw for 200.00 and then studied the tree for three weeks before starting the saw. My wife at the
ofabeautifulnight-deactivated20: Somebody once said, "Do you worry girls are just giving you attention because of who you are?" I was like, "I’m 17. It’s wonderful."
nickomalleyis5foot9ofawesome: I went to a classic rock themed dance once, (only because of the theme, I’m pretty awkward on the dancefloor, sorry Alex) and they started playing stuff from AHDN, With The Beatles, and Please Please Me, and I was the
littlereasonstosmile: He once bought Rachel a star, and when she asked if it was named after her, he replied “No, I thought about that, but then I named it Finn Hudson. Because there’s already a star named Rachel Berry. And she’s right here on
losing-every-extra-pound: buddhabrot: thighclapper: vegan-vulcan: baebly: this cow is prettier than me Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and
the1975gifs: I thought I’d met you once or twice. But that was just because the dabs were nice and opening up my mind.
andrewbreitel: just because i kinda thought you were semi-cute once when i was plastered does not mean i want to be your friend goodbye
gangbanging-your-gf: So, my boyfriend’s best friend is incredibly awkward. Half the time, he’s barely able to string a sentence together. I feel bad for the guy. He was staying over at our place once, because his power went out, and I walked in
urie: one time after a show a young girl was crying because her friends had left her and brendon comforted her and asked her if he could call anyone for her once at a meet and greet a fan joked about wishing she could have an interesting story to tell
empressvinyl: Staying up late to listen to our new Melissa, Mercyful Fate record. I remember we found it once out at Pmac in Cape Girardeau, but didnt have the โ to spend at the time because it was an original. This is a reissue on red. A classic.
