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stumpkin: the only good story i have is i was once at the same wedding as daniel radcliffe and my dad said ‘you’re a wizard harry’ because my dad looks a lot like hagrid and daniel radcliffe told him to piss off
thessagray: Once,when i was in kindergarten, i forgot my lunch at home and this ratchet ass hoe made fun of me because of it and, i cant remember all the details but we both went home bleeding so remember this the next time you consider making fun of
thighclapper: vegan-vulcan: baebly: this cow is prettier than me Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks” Fun fact: “cow-eyed”
doctorcanon: cmcross: No, you don’t understand. This actually happens. We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re
untilyourbreathingst0ps: pearls: pearls: i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
lana: once you play dragon age you just get it like other people balk at 100+ hour playthroughs and think it’s weird to “romance” a video game character but my boyfriend started playing and like 2 hours in he was like “i reloaded because cassandra
cmcross: No, you don’t understand. This actually happens. We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re all talking
samandriel: if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever
hiddlestonsitslikeahohoho: pausequoi: samandriel: if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest
unfollower: pausequoi: samandriel: if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever
nerdvanauniverse: shslequius: iguanamouth: people whose entire first name is also in their last name have had a rough journey i once knew a daniel daniels and i think his parents just had a sick sense of humor because his middle name was dan Stanley
tangounapregunta: tumblr is such a bizarre kind of social interaction. like. the rules are so different here. I once unfollowed someone because they said prime numbers were ugly and that was simply the last straw for me. imagine hanging out with a friend
weowethis: hasardeuse: … and at once I knew I was not magnificent. I think I already reblogged this, but it doesn’t matter because it’s beautiful and Bon Iver is amazing…
104 degrees yesterday. Sporting some wonderful sunburns on my arms from walking around LA after taking the metro to Union station. Took a pic of an awesome Pigeon because it was awesome. Photo of it will come once I find the silly cord.
todokanaikoi: Brother, you once told me there was something you couldn’t say to me because you were too afraid, right? Could it be…that I’m just a fake…an artificial soul and a set of memories you created!?
cherries-and-crows: I absolutely love Hatsune Miku’s design in the song Party Junkie and I just had to draw it!! Took a long ass time because I actually did proper lineart for once, but it was worth all the hassle~
jacksonisaacson:My “I can’t even deal with this rain because I pressed snooze three times too many this morning and had to walk both dogs as well as two others that I’m dogsitting for while never once checking the weather and seeing that rain was
thelastboundaries: “I’ll be late for my meeting, Mellie belle”, her father said, while giving very little resistance to her sweet promising assault. In his head, he was wondering how late he could afford to be, because once his little girl had
winnieportleyrind: fagvomit:once in 5th grade my mom bought me this set of like 200 glitter pens because I had mentioned that everyone at school was obsessed with them but I didn’t really care for them so the next day I brought them to class and kids
thecrazycyborggirl: squats-y-tortillas: losing-every-extra-pound: buddhabrot: thighclapper: vegan-vulcan: baebly: this cow is prettier than me Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because
dymx: I love how Sasuke has always encouraged Sakura in terms of her abilities and was proud of her growth. Never once has he made her feel less of a ninja or human being because she possesses a vagina. That’s one thing he’d never done or ever do
jyuuren: This doujinshi is mainly about Sakura and Sasuke (Sasuke homecoming, and SS travel) but it also shows Sakura’s bond with other people, Ino, Tsunade, Naruto, Kakashi, and Karin (She was thankful to Sakura not only because the girl once had
insomniagrrl: I just had this in the garage earlier! Over a big metal seat!!! I was tall enough for once because I had six inch heeled boots with my jeans at my ankles. Love. Click image for creditInsomniagrrl.tumblr.com
calico-goddess: littleasianflower: no-items: thinkveganworld: vbasement: That was once a life. People see meat as appetizing only because society conditioned them to disconnect from the fact that in reality “meat” is corpse. I’ll eat an
jabberwockyface: Because I was talking about the Winter Soldier to my mom and she said, “Ah–Binky Barnes.” Once I could breathe again, I drew this.
begmetocome: Because men too have stretch marks … and i’m proud of mines , cause they remember me that once i was 30 kg larger , heavier and bigger … they are battle scars , a battle i’m winning ;-) this guy^seriously. awesome.
naughtynicegirl69: LOL…I look like I went into the forest and something attacked me…lol…I blogged this once from my phone but it is not showing up…watch…it will show up as soon as I blog this…lol…didn’t do cut up Tuesday because I was
spmib: mbgot: 10/10 :: because of the smile I was cute + smiley once
new icon once again because mizuki was such a cutie this episode and i’m not prepared for the next one.
jonnodotcom: “You cad, you dirty swine! I never cared for you, not once! I was always makin’ a fool of you! You bored me stiff; I hated you! It made me sick when I had to let you kiss me. I only did it because you begged me, you hounded me and drove
trashboat: trashboat: hilarious to think that any user of this website could get staff to budge on any of their shitty ideas. its literally only happened once and its because everyone was cyberbullying a best-selling novelist who just so happened to
avatarparallels: Sokka once had a sexist attitude (The Water Tribe were traditional with gender roles because it was “the natural order of things”) but after being humbled by Suki and her fellow Kyoshi Warriors, he began to see women as equals and
fagvomit:once in 5th grade my mom bought me this set of like 200 glitter pens because I had mentioned that everyone at school was obsessed with them but I didn’t really care for them so the next day I brought them to class and kids started offering
thisheavybody: I once touched a tree with charred limbs The stump was still breathing But the tops were just ashy remains. I wonder what it’s like to come back from that, Because sometimes I feel forest fires erupting from my wrists And the smoke signals
wilwheaton:This woman lost her mind at me once, screaming at me, “YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!” because I was wearing a T-shirt that said “keep music evil” with the little 🤘 next to it. Without even thinking, I instantly replied, “As long
It’s always sunny in Philadelphia - Season 3 DVD Extras You perfect perfect people. Especially you, Charlie Day. -I once broke my wristwatch because I got excited over you going on Conan O'Brien’s show. Really. darthsunshine was there,
I actually feel really bad for DL, and TL in general. I don’t know Olleh but I’ve always liked the 4 other dudes personally. Once the games didn’t matter they played like they wanted to win, it was really awkward because they could’ve easily
livealwayscrystalclear: OH MY GOD. THIS WOMAN HAS DESCRIBED MY PROBLEMS WITH FEMINISM.Somebody asked me once whether I was a feminist… I hesitated, then said yes. Because technically, I am. I believe in gender equality. It’s what I would like to
deliciousyuri: Decided to come back to this Seikon no Qwaser season 2 episode 7 scene once again, this time with a gif-set that I just made myself. Because there weren’t any good ones that I was aware of, and Miyuri and Tomo are hot together. If you
melaninmermaid: I woke up at 6am this morning and at first I wasn’t going to participate in the Blackout this time around because my confidence level was down & my week has been draining but I figured I’d feel better once I got dressed up. I’m
adonischildsupportcase: hennyhardaway1: itskyalenotkyle: Has to be Florida Audacity of Caucasity He said WHAT now? Sleep as in sleep, or sleep as in fuck? Because the latter had to be difficult. I moved a dead body once, she was board stiff. No
endangered-justice-seeker: endangered-justice-seeker: Capitalism is about how to treat service stuff like S H I T I once did a flat repair on this guy’s Escalade, he was flaming mad because we did a flat repair on this same tire the week before
62eyes-closed: pearls: pearls: i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard o
hoodrat-gutterpigeon:the-science-of-corruption:Good ol’ gender tax, as told on Snapchat.(Note: There’s an error in math.)Ive been saying this for a million years!Once I dated a guy and he totally tried to act like I was cheating because I had “boy
superheroesincolor: The Princess Who Saved Herself - signed by Greg Pak “Once upon a time there was a princess named Gloria Cheng Epstein Takahara de la Garza Champion who had a pet snake and ate a whole cake because there wasn’t anybody there
meowclaudd: harinef: baddiebey: Beyoncé:*staring intensely into camera* *clears throat* today…me and onika had sexual relations once again….it was an out of body experience because when I, a feminist, looked down at myself while nicki had almost
eranss15:devilwithasilvertongue:umhi-im-alexis:luvyourselfsomeesteem:queen-arsinoe:timonthe-fourtyfive:winnieportleyrind:fagvomit:once in 5th grade my mom bought me this set of like 200 glitter pens because I had mentioned that everyone at school was
cupcakegraceffa: I hope you all watched grasers video or this won’t make sense. -Graser didn’t say ANYTHING. Nothing. Zippo. So don’t you dare go saying it was his fault because you didn’t hear him once. -All the members in that call were nice
camacaileon: I was just talking to my sister about Supernatural and she said: Maybe Ezekiel is Lucifer. Maybe he wanted Cas to leave because Cas would notice that something’s wrong. Maybe Sam is still dying inside and once his soul is dead he can’t
littleoneem: i-want-spankings: quietcharms: begmetocome: Because men too have stretch marks … and i’m proud of mines , cause they remember me that once i was 30 kg larger , heavier and bigger … they are battle scars , a battle i’m winning
begmetocome: Because men too have stretch marks … and i’m proud of mines , cause they remember me that once i was 30 kg larger , heavier and bigger … they are battle scars , a battle i’m winning ;-) how in the hell did this post reached this
sensualplayfulpet: begmetocome: Because men have stretch marks too … and i’m proud of mines , cause they remember me that once i was 30 kg larger , heavier and bigger … they are battle scars , a battle i’m winning ;-) begmetocome , you really
let-s-talkaboutlove: begmetocome: Because men have stretch marks too … and i’m proud of mines , cause they remember me that once i was 30 kg larger , heavier and bigger … they are battle scars , a battle i’m winning ;-) Stretch marks are
iris-croatica: begmetocome: Because men have stretch marks too … and i’m proud of mines , cause they remember me that once i was 30 kg larger , heavier and bigger … they are battle scars , a battle i’m winning ;-) //you sir look like a god
