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beesmygod: my favorite japanese myth is the dogs with human faces because they dont even do anything and if you get close to them they say “please leave me alone” thats it
greekgogurt: i wish i was an iceberg because icebergs dont have to go to school or have crushes on people they just float around destroying things
sadegg: girls who think they are above other girls because they dont wear makeup or dresses or do feminine things make me want to poke my eyes out
pricksatmywindow: i hate how people just expect that youre going to finish school and get an office job and meet someone and settle down and have children and a dog and drive a mazda because i dont want any of those things especially a mazda
creepily: i wish i could be a titan because i dont want genitals and i also want to destroy mankind
unfriendlyasiangirl: i’m so possessive over people but like a quiet possessive because i dont want to be clingy so i kinda just angrily stare at people from afar
missbeek: i think the pokemon breeders at the daycare have to act dumb and incredulous every time an egg “mysteriously” appears because they dont want their asses to go to jail after realizing the Champion’s created a personal illegal pokemon breeding
kisaragishintaro: imagine a series where everyone is already dead and enjoying the afterlife but the events start to happen and people start to revive so the plot focuses on people trying to cling to death because they dont want to go back to the world
bonaventure-: “ok so if i get the premium alaskan fish sandwhich, the chicken strips and the chicken fries are you going to have some chicken fries because i dont want to be the only one eating them” “why are you getting chicken strips and chicken
coruscantcannibal: lntelligent: heckannoying: Me starting a rebellion at my school all you did is ruin some janitor’s afternoon because they have to scrub your stupid fandom crap off the walls i swear you people need to control yourselves The
decembuary: shout out to girls who never go to school wearing makeup and have messy hair and want to look nice but never really have the energy to because i dont see very many posts for them and i want them to know that im proud they were able to get
pregnantseinfeld: gerbildine: pregnantseinfeld: degenerarchy: pregnantseinfeld: its weird to think horses were ever ‘prey animals’ because what fucking predator looks at a 8 foot tall ENORMOUS beast with pitch black devils eyes, terrifying teeth
plotprincessss: fuckyeah-nerdery: thelegendofben: muchblogsuchposts: puttin-it-in-your-butt-because-i: Dont fucking hurt my heart like that ever again. FUCK THIS PICTURE SET!!! THIS FUCKING CAT DID THAT ON PURPOSE I need to go lay down. Jesus.
taggedbooty: i really hope no one ever asks to borrow my laptop because i dont know how i would explain this
spencerofspace: codingandtea: hipsterinatardis: I love this because it can be a girl refusing to shave her legs or a boy in a dress. Either way they’re saying “fuck you” to gender norms and standards of appearance. Reblogging again for the
fitandhealthybellabee: Erased all the comments because they were annoying. This gif is awesome and that’s why I’m reblogging. ^___^ :oo
doorwaystothesky-blog: I honestly don’t do any of it for the recognition, I just do it because I love it. I make music strictly for my fans - I’m not worried about what the media has to say. I’m just worried about what my fans love, and they just
that-one-narshe-in-the-bushes: brittonius: everyone. everywhere. everyday ITS SAD BECAUSE ITS TRUE
dom-wolfy: daddy-im-a-timelord: I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT dom-wolfy shoe eating is not okay! Well maybe it’s YOUR fault for making them taste so good.
sixpenceee: MOSES BRIDGE, NETHERLANDS It was originally built in the early 1700’s to protect the Netherlands from invasions. It is constructed out of Accoya wood, a waterproof wood. The designers assured that flooding will not be a problem because
taylordswift: nostalgic-skull: Every girl wants a guy to look at them like this, but the truthi s you’ll never see it happen, because they look at you when you’re not looking. and then he’ll rape ur mom and impregnate her with the antichrist
princess-natashaa: tapthatguy-x-version: derekisme: Heroic Male Model Strips To Save Drowning Dog What other reasons are you reblogging this for, let’s just be honest here. I don’t know about you , but I reblogged it because the cute ass fucking
simchiller: they outlawed this move just because she was the only woman who could do it. Surya Bonaly was infamous for (among other things) doing aone blade backflip in the 1998 Olympics, and is the ONLY figure skater who’s ever pulled that off.
I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT
letsjime1d: Why i cry Because i am fed up of anyone is account og my pain I´m sick to think that his words do not hurt only by that noy answer them does not mean that that hurts not
superwholliganjen: deerstalkingdeathfrisbee: weenierenegades: CATS ARE FUCKIN WEIRD don’t pretend you wouldn’t stretch like this if you had the flexibility astridbeauregard because you need this.
waveyjay96:meth-problem:oceanicsteam: veggieburqers: beauty comes in all shapes and sizes I’m pretty sure this is like the 5th time I’ve reblogged this because omg Oh my GOD 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😩😩😩😩😩
pierdete-enlasestrellas: ihavenoseason: micdotcom: Last week, Pope Francis and church officials encouraged everyone to consume less and think more about our impact on the environment. It’s a timely warning because the next six months will be critical
I never judged a stripper because THINK about it.. All their doing is taking your fathers money clean out his pockets just by twerking. When YOU go to a party, you twerk. Don't you? You just do it with your cheap ass mall shorts and crop tops and they
fraternizings: perfuqed: this is beautiful because you don’t know if this are two girls, two boys, a girl and a boy, black or white and you don’t know the age of them -love is love well, you probably could from their bone structure the one on
Speaking dos languages diferentes in a sentence because eres a multicultural motherfucker.
just because i'm useless doesn't mean i am nothing.
threadless: “Omnomnomnivore” by Aled Lewis and Abigail LewisOur Jurassics are classics. Try a T-Rex design, side with the herbivores, or pick a prehistoric pun. Dinosaur t-shirts are a great investment because fossil fashion knows no extinction.Shop
rawberry-fields: Cacao and coconut milk chia pudding (which I decided to blend because I don’t really like the texture of chia pudding at all! 🙈), topped with @coyo_uk coconut yoghurt, raw cacao covered hazelnuts and pumpkin seeds, and raspberry
yourfiancebeyonce: my mom posted this on my facebook wall because i dont want to go to the zoo with her
satsukisexual: HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE AND YOURE IN A MUTUAL FOLLOW WITH THEM AND YOU JUST KIND OF STARE AT THEIR URL LONGINGLY BEFORE JUST SLOWLY SCROLLING PAST BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT TO SEEM WEIRD
thirliewhirl: girls who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise
Before you throw a hissy fit about the dinosaurs in Jurassic World not being accurate because they dont have feathers or some shit, just remember:
radicultist: if u think depression or anxiety is “quirky” or “cute” you can have mine because I dont wanna deal with it
No but seriously those drunk assholes spat beer at the car when I drove by. They’re in the parking lot right behind my car. I brought Nicks folded flag,rifle, and other stuff inside because I dont trust those assholes. I’m actually a little
burgrs: if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful
angrytransblogger: marcovicci: darkcountrymagic: does anyone have that pic of the guy giving another guy head in a vacant lot while the kid does a sick wheelie but also there are some dogs having a threeway and orbs SIGNAL BOOST BECAUSE I DONT REALLY
eriadn: we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”
2spookychild: fugrats: speecyspicymeatball: Me when you talk why is she naked because people dont bathe with fucking clothes on
I don't want to admit that I'm hurt because you dont care, and I'm hurt.
nonomella: my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a
cieply: cremebuns: i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like penises seem so?????? obstructive??? like damn aint ur penis in
bigbardafree: im gonna start calling “no hetero” when i hug dudes because i dont want to give them the wrong idea or anything
thirliewhirl: girls, who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point, should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise About me
mobpsycho100: sleepy-and-gay: snakegay: rockbusted: never watching new anime because you dont have the time or the energy to be invested in anything else but still continuing to add new ones to your ever growing list of animes you plan to eventually
furiohsa: do you ever finally have free time and panic because you dont know whether you want to read, watch tv, or watch a movie, and then suddenly it’s been 3 hours and all you’ve done is reblog a picture of chris evans
justinjieber: I want a boyfriend who will call me cute nicknames and cuddle with me and leave little kisses all over my face and make me food and watch cute movies with me and fuck me so hard I dont walk for 84 days
