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deiety: i like these because i dont really look like myself in any of them
themajesticalcuchurumina: cremebuns: i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like a penis seems so?????? obstructive??? like damn
taggedbooty:i really hope no one ever asks to borrow my laptop because i dont know how i would explain this
nintendontdodrugs: Dont care what anyone says, this was a fantastic movie back when I was a kid! The Pagemaster (1994)
mcbisthename: frick the color scheme. im sorry but i dont have the right colors
I Dont Actually Tower Over Anyone
adventuretitan: someone wrote this big analysis on rose being the tiny floating whale but i’m pretty sure that they might never get their answers unfortunately because i dont think that rose was the tiny floating whale, i think the tiny floating whale
prostitourettes: i like it when people like me
I’m currently listening to a mix of The Beatles “Love Me Do” mashed up with “Move Bitch” By Ludacris because I dont KNow
sexslavefantasy: fuckyeah-nerdery: thelegendofben: muchblogsuchposts: puttin-it-in-your-butt-because-i: Dont fucking hurt my heart like that ever again. FUCK THIS PICTURE SET!!! THIS FUCKING CAT DID THAT ON PURPOSE I need to go lay down. Jesus.
pierce-the-undead-with-sirens: yourfiancebeyonce: my mom posted this on my facebook wall because i dont want to go to the zoo with her how can you not want to go to the mother fucking zoo?! like do you know how many cool animals there are there, like
yourfiancebeyonce: my mom posted this on my facebook wall because i dont want to go to the zoo with her
ten-roses-in-the-impala: sadegg: girls who think they are above other girls because they dont wear makeup or dresses or do feminine things make me want to poke my eyes out
fuckyeah-nerdery: thelegendofben: muchblogsuchposts: puttin-it-in-your-butt-because-i: Dont fucking hurt my heart like that ever again. FUCK THIS PICTURE SET!!! THIS FUCKING CAT DID THAT ON PURPOSE I need to go lay down. Jesus.
pricksatmywindow: i hate how people just expect that youre going to finish school and get an office job and meet someone and settle down and have children and a dog and drive a mazda because i dont want any of those things especially a mazda
eriadn: we have a sub in us history and he said “i have to take attendance, if i mispronounce your name it’s because i dont care”
treeyonce: did you know crystal meth is also called chicken feed i think thats strange because i dont think youre supposed to feed chickens meth
fasterfood: a reality tv show about a dog who deals cocaine but the police cant do anything about it because laws dont apply to dogs
coconutdead: “youre just bleeding because you dont floss,” my murderer says as he stabs me in the arm repeatedly
satsukisexual: HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE AND YOURE IN A MUTUAL FOLLOW WITH THEM AND YOU JUST KIND OF STARE AT THEIR URL LONGINGLY BEFORE JUST SLOWLY SCROLLING PAST BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT TO SEEM WEIRD
beesmygod: my favorite japanese myth is the dogs with human faces because they dont even do anything and if you get close to them they say “please leave me alone” thats it
fuckyeah-nerdery:thelegendofben: muchblogsuchposts: puttin-it-in-your-butt-because-i: Dont fucking hurt my heart like that ever again. FUCK THIS PICTURE SET!!! THIS FUCKING CAT DID THAT ON PURPOSE I need to go lay down. Jesus.
pussandboooobs: Because i dont give a fuck anymore
2spookychild: fugrats: speecyspicymeatball: Me when you talk why is she naked because people dont bathe with fucking clothes on
notprocrastinating: me: me: that’s right both of them are me because you dont even deserve to be considered
la-vida-me-odia-puta-lawea: captainjaneways-bitch: thelegendofben: muchblogsuchposts: puttin-it-in-your-butt-because-i: Dont fucking hurt my heart like that ever again. FUCK THIS PICTURE SET!!! THIS FUCKING CAT DID THAT ON PURPOSE this upset me
reallylameblog: ive never watched porn. i DID look at my own boobs once tho but i looked away really quickly because i dont want to go to hell
longiloquentreblogs: theplottinghoofbeast: keptinkoorks: meelo: Katara: Okay, I think you’ve had enough. THIS WAS THE BEST EPISODE EVER I GET SO ANGRY WHEN PEOPLE DONT REMEMBER IT HOW DO YOU FORGET SOKKA’S CACTUS TRIP THERE WAS EVEN A FRIENDLY
xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx: doctorsherlocklokison: shirleytemplar: ship-hard: psychopathicyoutubers: How Girls Take A Shower dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain #ur missing when I waterbend
unclefather: how to kiss a boy grab his waist slip your hand in his pocket steal his wallet dont even kiss him just run
afroarabia: “boys dont like it when-"
sobrietykilledtheteenager: thebigbadafro: It’s a mix of hell and outer space. how are u going to tell me mermaids dont exist then
draco-theever-malfoy: I DONT CARE WHAT KIND OF BLOG YOU HAVE EVERYONE NEEDS A DANCING FESTIVE CARLTON
marcoslefthalf: you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever
virginsacrificer: perks of having friends from other countries: they so cute hngggg cute accents something to brag about to your real life friends they think youre cute when your real life friends dont cons of having friends from other countries: you
REBLOG IF YOU FEEL YOU DONT RP WELL
synestral: when something happens in a fandom you dont care about
snazziest: people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated
obsessed-fangirl-here: uneducatedcumdumpster: americanhobbit: What does the fox say? in tears No please dont do this to me
nonomella: my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a
Reblog if you dont hate me.
fatfook: i like anime but on the low because i dont want to meet any anime freak nerds
meggannn: IF U DONT LIKE ANIME i understand but please reconsider to give fullmetal alchemist a shot jsssss
aerloxlehkka: verhungernde: fun fact: you don’t cure depression by telling me i have nothing to be sad about another fun fact: you dont cure anxiety by just getting up and doing whatever it is that makes you anxious
semi-attractive: when ur friends have inside jokes u dont understand
thirliewhirl: girls who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise
dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me
Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.
iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye: homeworkmyass: so much tension in one photo its either 1am or 1pm in the pic and i dont know which is funnier
cutegoromi: what is having an art style,,,honestly. i’d like to know. because i dont have one lmao. anyway same character tag on twitter was trending so HAVOC TIME. I’ve drawn him at least 35 times in a short few months but i stuck to selecting only
thirliewhirl:girls who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise
spartacubs: campusbeefcake: chookiemunster: aresbear75: edt3ch5: campusbeefcake: proud-otter: itsaboner: campusbeefcake: peer pressure is a wonderful thing. Nice butt, beefcake! CBC do got a booty. reblogging myself because i dont have to
You make me so mad. We're not friends because YOU dont want to be friends you faggot! Sorry If I'm not acting depressed on twitter and FB and stuff but i'm trying to pretend nothing happened and I'm ignoring the whole situation. it's working very well
hommos: writing “etc” on an exam because you dont remember any more examples.
mikegozille: I decided to sketch him because We dont see him much in the last So i wanna draw him when his cloak is flowing up and see his outfit inside heheh
