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someone stole a minion pencil holder suitcase from work today?? this is annoying for several reasons but i really wonder how they pulled it off because those things are huge and sort of.. conspicuous
zanabism: being called “racist” isn’t an insult or something mean that people are saying to you because they want to bring you down. if you’re being called racist you shouldn’t be brushing it off because you “can’t see the haters” you
assslou: amexicanwithamustache: motherstrickle: partybarackisinthehousetonight: do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan does everyone else fail trigonometry just
thisisthinprivilege: Thin Privilege is guys hitting on me and begging me to go out with them, because they can “save me” from my fat fiancé. Yes, because clearly, a thin person like me would never want to MARRY someone fat if I didn’t think there
strawnchick: fortheloveofmyjasu: jellybellylelly: jellybellylelly: So i am reblogging this again….because i can! And because i had such amazing reaction to it from all you fantastic people ♡ Thank you to each and everyone of you for likes and
kibblesundbitches: Taking selfies in the apartment lobby because better light and the. Posting two because I can’t decide which one looks better. Judge me. Idec. I look cute as fuck and I want to share it.
gaaraofsburbia: herooflife: do u ever look at girls and just sigh because you’re really gay like really fucking gay #i love this post because I can’t tell if it’s a gay girl talking about how great girls are or a gay guy re-realizing how much
highlightinglife:inhisnameising: fuxkherkri: leonkuwala: realrandomsam: icantdozatkeptin: artbymoga: Inspired by every student whose told they can’t be an artist because it doesn’t “make enough money”. This is literally so inspirational
First day of work in two hours.and I don’t know how long it lasts And I have homework to do and I have a headache. Need to at least shower and put on some concealer because My face is red and splotchy because I can’t seem to leave it the fuck
vampireapologist: One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with
fuckyeahjockstraps: fuckyeahjockstraps: An anonymous submission from a very, very, very HOT follower. UNF. Batman, let me see what you’ve got packing in your toolbelt, OH! xD Reblogging myself, because it needs to be seen. Just because I can. The
tardisandfeathered: dream-yourself-free: I reblog this every time it comes up on my dashboard, not because it is a “rule” but because every time I see it the love and sincerity on her face hit me all over again and I think everyone deserves to see
balcombe: Time for new shoes……. “We worship perfection because we can’t have it; if we had it, we would reject it. Perfection is inhuman, because humanity is imperfect.” Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet
sleep-less-i-n-s-o-m-n-i-a-c: lagonegirl: because we can recognize more than one woman at a time Because we need to take respectability politics out of our movements and actions.
jaynelovesdick: you are going to be so much happier about your femininty if you loose your gag reflex and you realize how good it feels in the back of your throat not only because you are not gagging but because you can finally learn to enjoy how good
timelady-of-221b: I FUCKING HATE SOCIAL ANXIETY BECAUSE YOU’RE SCARED TO TALK TO PEOPLE BUT ALSO DYING TO TALK TO PEOPLE AND HANG OUT AND RELAX AND HAVE FUN AND NOT BE ALONE AND LONELY AND FEEL LIKE SHIT BUT YOU DO FEEL LIKE SHIT BECAUSE YOU CAN’T
ironychan: “Sex is what makes us human”. Really? Because monkeys have sex. Turtles have sex. Barnacles have sex. Humans learn foreign languages just because they can. Humans bake cookies. Humans knit sweaters. Humans ask permission to pet
the-great-and-powerful-cosby: aubreybrony: syraelx: aubreybrony: syraelx: nadaatall: psychedelicbrony: HANAKO POST, BECAUSE I CAN STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MAH WAIFU SHE MAH BACONLADY Have her. Because this one is best girl and my waifu
trixify: 00tori: why is Levi in a suit That’s because he can’t fight because of his injury. He decided to be fancy as fuck instead.
harperhug:tumbldore-the-pinelample: piggytailsandpacifiers: kayla-bird: Hide and seek. I lost my shit at the one behind the couch pillow. This is because children are not born with object permanence. That means that because they can’t see you they
bewvitched: sirsmalldog: yayfeminism: [Thread] this kind of makes me want to cry because I was just with my dad in the hospital two days ago, and he put off going to the hospital for weeks…. because we can’t afford it. we thought (as did the ER
desertmother:flybi91:this is exactly what shakespear envisioned when writing macbeth it’s rly because the ideal mean girl friend group number is three because you can’t be a lone mean girl, 2 mean girls will begin cannibalizing each other without
letshearitforthisclown: sourcefieldmix: letshearitforthisclown: sourcefieldmix: pretty sure i pulled a muscle in my leg and i’m fairly certain it’s because of potassium deficiency but anyways it blows because i can’t do any leg work outs until
konkeydongcountry: magicalgirlmindcrank: Snakes are the ultimate Vore Animal because yeah they swallow prey whole but they’d also be easy to Vore because you can just slurp em down like a noodle just please think once before you speak please
reystars: reystars: nancy wheeler: *loses her best friend when she’s murdered by a bloodthirsty monster and feels immense guilt about it because she truly believes it’s her fault* nancy wheeler: *reacts somewhat emotionally because she can’t even
copperbadge: jackironsides: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: When you ask most people what the best story Marvel has done with Kingpin as the villain They will probably go with Frank Miller’s Daredevil work This is because they are FOOLS Because I can
superlansde:You guys don’t know this, but there’s a meme going on in Mexico about how our economy is going to collapse because no one wants to use their new fifty pesos bill because no one wants to let go of their axolotlsLook at that dude
dimpledthings:do yourself a favour every once in a while: go to bed earlier. not because you should do it but because you can
lizzy-frizzle:lizzy-frizzle:lizzy-frizzle:Girls love me because I am cute and autistic Girls find me endearing because I can’t figure out social cues so there’s always something Off about meGirls are attracted to my bizarre creature sounds
xgendadsandsons: He didn’t need to use physical strength to get me there. Nor does He need it to keep me there. He uses it because He wants to and because He can. He likes rough and demoralizing sex. Strangely, the heavier the bondage the rougher
mintyskulls: And also a Ryu Dragon themed Axel, because it’s suiting and I have one named after him, which takes forever to get in DDD because you can’t get the materials until later in the game and I don’t have the cards RedBubble / Teepublic Roxas
hlrnsfw: some Minho because I can, and because Minho its everything to me
peppermintsdicks: “Are you upset because you can’t have what you wanted? Or because you gave up on what you had?” “I… don’t know.”
beautybeforebrains: Is she unable to pass a mirror without taking a selfie because she looks so good, or does she look so good because she can’t pass a mirror without taking a selfie? Why not both?
misterthursday: misterthursday: Ass-fucking in the laundry room, because we can. Re-blogging this, because why the fuck not.
rboz: day 2 prompt - piercings After this, she takes it off forever because she can’t get used to it lmao. Gajeel is fine with that because it doesn’t matter if she wears it or not, he likes to suck those boobs.
lolsofunny: all-time-potter: tintinforthewin: neverenderr: such a sick video. Now gif. reblogging because i can’t stop watching it did he just turn into jesus because i think he did LOL
jaclcfrost: october is a great month because i can buy a frickton of candy and no one will question it. they’ll just be like “oh you’re stocking up on candy to give out to kids on halloween how sweet” because that seems like the obvious answer.
hippies-like-us: I like Halloween in Australia because I can buy 5 packs of fun-size chocolates in preparation and know that at the end of the day the only bitch eating them will be me because no bitch kid trick-or-treats around here no matter how hard
asubmissiveintraining: 1. Because you can never have too much booty on your dash 2. Because I needed to give you a walk through on how I orgasmed through wedgies. 3. Not sure this is in the right order *shrugs* Note: the harder against my cunt, the
isoldmysoultodaddy: cptnmorgantoday: geekydominant: bbyxotter: I want you to order my food for me because I have a hard time making choices on a menu. I want you to spank me because I can’t get up and you won’t let me waste the day away in bed.
bbyxotter: I want you to order my food for me because I have a hard time making choices on a menu. I want you to spank me because I can’t get up and you won’t let me waste the day away in bed. I want you to give me weekly/monthly goals to help better
geekydominant: bbyxotter: I want you to order my food for me because I have a hard time making choices on a menu. I want you to spank me because I can’t get up and you won’t let me waste the day away in bed. I want you to give me weekly/monthly
adventuresingay: adventuresingay: adventuresingay: adventuresingay: I want humans to colonize space. Not because I want to live there, just because I can’t wait to see the titles people come up with for porno shot in space. Jupit-her: the giant
the-girl-you-forgot-to-love: So I’m mostly posting this for Keegan because I can’t think of a better way to get him to look at it because he’s moving :((((( But yeah. This is me and Kitty at formal. She’s the really incredibly beautiful brunet.
the-girl-you-forgot-to-love:So I’m mostly posting this for Keegan because I can’t think of a better way to get him to look at it because he’s moving :((((( But yeah. This is me and Kitty at formal. She’s the really incredibly beautiful brunet.
bootyfriedrice: buttcheekpalmkang: bootyfriedrice: Being dry because you have no money Being dry because you can’t find a dealer I had no idea those were some of the causes of vaginal dryness. Don’t be unnecessary
anakedglassofwine: jaalmanza: Gym body So I love this because this girl is kickass, obviously. But it still begs the question, what nutrition store allows half-naked posing? Because I can promise I’ve never seen this at any GNC near me. If I did,
amexicanwithamustache: motherstrickle: partybarackisinthehousetonight: do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos
myredbike: Because we all need to know Wake me up in the middle of the night and whisper it to me because you can’t wait until the morning. Let me feel it with the touch of your caring hand on my skin when the stresses of daily life tear at me. Write
shop5: #protest2020 Link to a thread with other information, donation links and petition links — I’m feeling kinda helpless at the moment because I can’t do commissions for donations due to work and because I work in a clinic that does COVID
lovejoybliss: klainestillsucks: I want you all to know that is very probable I will never ever message you first with the new messaging system and it’s not because I don’t want to talk to you but it’s because I can’t even think about it without
limptgirldicks: She’s not soft because she’s not turned on. She’s soft because she can’t do anything else. Her body completely accepts her role.
thelovelymissmelissa: Reblogging myself because I can, and because I feel babely in these pictures.
curvynerdywordy: curvynerdywordy: Thank you for following! I said I’d do something special for breaking 1000 followers (technically 1044, because I can procrastinate with the best of them) and this is all my tired ass could think of. Because yay,
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