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Just because you can’t fuck this doesn’t mean I can’t fuck you. You can expect many strap on fucks in Locktober.
Tight pussies SUCK because you can’t do this to them, you can’t do even half the things you can with a loose cunt. Look at that hungry slutty hole, don’t you want to shove your fist inside and tell her what a whore she is?
esadollmisa: Me holding a can. Please play with my bum and thigh :3 Your tiny waist and big shapely ass are a great combination - but the can stuffed in your pussy is what catches my interest because it shows what a slut you are and how large your pussy
lavillainelles: This moment. Oh man, this moment. Let me start by pointing out that I am not a Martine fan and I can’t wait for Root to destroy her. Ok so this moment. Martine has feels. She has Root trapped at gunpoint and she just lets her ramble
gapegatsby: CAN you do this? I felt the urge to fuck myself with a beverage can. It was awesome. Different because the can has no give to it so it is all asshole relaxation.
bannableoffense: hypdom: “I-… I can’t….”“think?”“Yeah… I can’t….”“blink?”“Yeah… I don’t want to….”“think?”“yeah… because I can’t…”“blink?”“yeah…………” mmm <3
nkr-raceplay: She’s screaming because she can feel him ending her pure genetic line and there’s nothing she can do to stop it. This white man is about to obliterate her bloodline just so he can empty his balls. Watch how she weakly struggles and
doublalonde: doublalonde: Sapphire is the 2nd most tragic of the Crystal Gems because she can see memes in the future but can’t say them until they actually exist, so in her head she’s all “dicks out for Pink Diamond” but she can’t share
affectionatesuggestion: I want you to feel safe around me, like you can tell me anything. you don’t have to, but I just hope you feel like you can open up your heart to me. because you can.
Whenever I see a clean, organized house I want to cry. Why can’t where I live look like that? Why can’t it be clean and organized? I can’t even begin to describe what it’s like to go into someone else’s home and not have
ashlecat: troyesivanismyqueen: heterophobicgoat: “I hate gays” “but lesbians can stay as long as i can watch” “Lesbians are disgusting” “but I like gay guys because they can help me with shopping”
giraffepoliceforce:vnicent:otteroftheworld:My parents live in this town and the city legally can’t tear the tree down to build or anything because the tree has its own legal rights and they can’t do anything about it.how does. how does this happen.
shitposting-ffa: CAN you imagine dancing in the kitchen w a chubby boy while ur making brownies together because i can and its Magical Can I be the chubby boy?
troyesivanismyqueen: heterophobicgoat: “I hate gays” “but lesbians can stay as long as i can watch” “Lesbians are disgusting” “but I like gay guys because they can help me with shopping”
caa-ry: My fellows Rinharu shippers, are you all ready for tomorrow? Can you feel it? Can you feel the sexual tension coming? Because I CAN FEEL IT, GUUUYS, GUUUYS someone hold me I swear, today Tumblr hates me
unicornbl000d: Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls. I think I’m onto something here. lol You think that’s why there’s
the new apartment is in a complex that’s not just a scummy new brunswick scumlord and they keep needing proof that I can pay for this apartment but hah hah hah the joke’s on all of us, because I’ve already had to dip into my savings
vvebkinz: vvebkinz: WAIT CAN PEOPLE SEE THE NAMES OF THE FILES YOU SEND THEM VIA EMAIL APPARENTLY YOU CAN AND I JUST EMAILED MY TEACHER AN ESSAY LABELED FUCK THIS ASSIGNMENT WHY DIDNT I KNOW THIS BEFORE IM FLEEING THE COUNTRY
I admit to laughing out loud when the director of RO (from kRO) admitted that his favorite class is GX.YEAH I CAN SEE IT IS YOUR FAVORITE CLASS BECAUSE IT CAN DO A LOT OF SHIT THAT FOR EXAMPLE A WANDERER CAN ONLY DREAM OF!
unicornbl000d: Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls. I think I’m onto something here.
dailyahs:TOP 5 FAVORITE SEASONS AS VOTED BY FOLLOWERS: 4. SEASON FIVE: HOTEL “I can see the pain in your eyes. It’s very familiar. You’ve lost something. And now you’re frozen in time. Can’t move forward. Can’t go back.”
These are the stockings my family puts up every year. Can you guess which one is mine? It’s a bit tricky since there’s no bears but they’re in order of age so if you know how old I am in relation to all my siblings you can probably find
I, again, can relate to Ruby because I, too, can be super-confident before doing something but then as soon as I start doing it I immediately panic and don’t want to do it anymore
airbenderedacted: tfw you think you can comfort your broken lesbian friend because you can 100% relate to her emotions… but the fact that you can 100% relate to her emotions just results in you BOTH crumbling into a puddle of TEARS
ghost-pokemon-researcher:While Litwick use life energy and souls as fuel, they can’t actually burn one up completely. The most they can do is make the person feel drowsy, or at worst, act a little drunk. And, while this can certainly have lasting effects
brinigi: overlypolitebisexual: overlypolitebisexual: “why can’t female heroes kick arse in heels” because it’s not practical and will literally snap your damn ankle you can scream weaponised femininity all you want but first off, you need to
singhallelujahh: the-art-pimpette: stormbramble: Can we please stop making fun of people who are over 20 and are still virgins Can we please stop making fun of people who are not interested in sex/are repulsed by sex Can we please stop making fun of
lumpyspaceprincessa: I can’t wait for the day when I get to go wedding dress shopping. I wanna try on wedding dresses so bad 😍 Holy fuck. Can we get drunk when I visit, and just do this because we can???
greencarnations: voidbat: merlinsbane: this would be a good time to donate to xkit-extension because they’re doing a lot of hard work and they’re just one dude so yknow. toss some cash their way if you can so we can go back to blogging properly.
dragonreine: Noiz comes back from a two-months-long trip overseas sporting a new look. Not shown: Koujaku going ∑(;°Д°) while the watering can for his bonsai slips from his nerveless fingers and spills water all over the place. (Koujaku is having
elyonblackstar: Can we talk about this adorable little guy singing his song in a jellyfishes bath? Can we? Because I can’t stop saying how much I love him!!! *w*
hypdom: “I-… I can’t….”“think?”“Yeah… I can’t….”“blink?”“Yeah… I don’t want to….”“think?”“yeah… because I can’t…”“blink?”“yeah…………”
dummy-bunnie:I just want my mind to be melted by someone, melted until I can’t think.Till then, I’ll just edge and edge until my dumb little brain can’t think, and I’m drooling because I can’t control myself.Being brainwashed
gerards-hips: A MESSAGE TO EVERYONE STARTING SCHOOL/WHO HAVE ALREADY BEGUN SCHOOL -YOU CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THIS YEAR -AND ALL THE NEXT -DON’T SAY YOU CAN’T BECAUSE YOU CAN -YOU ARE WORTH THE WORLD, DON’T LET ANYONE TELL YOU OTHERWISE -GRADES DO
d0nn0: 7ae-deactivated20140920: grass pen this is actually so good because you can be in class and someone will be like do you have a pen i can borrow and you can just be like nope all i got is this fucking plant no pens for you to never give back
biorobo: goddamnitriot: ninja-turned-flaky-spiritualist: morgenty: Robots in lingerie february by ~morgenty Because I can. Prowl can too. the rendering on those panties is just so perfect i can’t do this omg Yep
c0ffeekitten: Feeling the need to apologize for being mentally ill is a miserable, miserable thing.I’m sorry I can’t focus well, I’m sorry I get all scrambled when I talk, I’m sorry I get sad easily or for no reason, I’m sorry I can’t keep
I hate having this feeling This feeling that “Online friends will never be real friends” and there’s nothing I can do about it I’m just here …stuck I can’t ask for help because no can really help me, Florida is just
ashlecat:troyesivanismyqueen: heterophobicgoat: “I hate gays” “but lesbians can stay as long as i can watch” “Lesbians are disgusting” “but I like gay guys because they can help me with shopping”
I can’t sleep because I can hear you tossing and turning. And I can hear your music playing softly in the background. I’m listening to your short little breaths and remembering the way your eyelashes look when you’re asleep next to me.
nickisunshine: “Why would I pay for porn if I can get it for free?” Somehow that is the most common argument about not paying for porn - because you can get it “for free.” But the thing is, you can get anything for free if you are stealing it.
metaphoricalanchor: alright listen just because you dont break skin or use a razor doesnt mean it cant be self harm just because they never hit you doesnt mean it cant be an abusive relationship just because you can communicate in some circles doesnt
when you are so broke you can’t buy gas and you can’t ask your mom but you also can’t drive the 70 miles home in two days because you’re almost on empty
I didn’t think I could ever be so cruel, but once the key was in my hand, I didn’t want to unlock him. I mean, I did because I like the sex, but I didn’t also because…I think just because. I can’t explain it, but he’s
metaphoricalanchor: alright listenjust because you dont break skin or use a razor doesnt mean it cant be self harmjust because they never hit you doesnt mean it cant be an abusive relationshipjust because you can communicate in some circles doesnt mean
starlitcorgis: Going to slowly build up this blog because I can and because I have a nice ass I want to show to the world because fuckit
dimbulb-brony:For @drawbauchery, because she’s awesome. And out of all the characters she seem to like, this is the only one I can draw. sometimes i go through my tag to indulge in all the wonderful things..and then i find gems like this that escaped
englishbondage: Hurt it because it’s inferior. Hurt it because you can. Hurt it because its suffering is funny.
