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“I would chase you all over London even if my limp wasn’t psychosomatic.”
“Mind if I stick my ‘umbrella’ in your 'division’?”
“Are you for men? Because I’d like to wear you… on my penis.”
“The flirting’s not over. I could never have enough of you.”
“I would rather have you than the skull.” Submitted by anonymous.
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“Want to see what else I keep hidden in my bra?”
“I would take your hand even if we weren’t handcuffed fugitives.”
“I’m not just a woman– I’m the Woman woman!”
“I know you don’t want anything, but I bet I can change your mind.”
“Shall we play doctor? Army doctor, that is.”
“I may be on a diet, but I’d still lick your ‘frosting.’”
“How’d you like to help me make child number six?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“You. Me. Three continents. How about it?”
“England would fall if you left me.”
“It’s going to take more than three patches to cure my addiction to you.”
“You are really my area.”
“I would dress for you the way I dress going to Buckingham Palace.”
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but riding crops excite me.”
“I would make you scream my name even if we were in the Diogenes Club.”
“I’d go on a second date with you even if we got kidnapped by Chinese smugglers during our first.”
“Oh, so the Internet thinks you look like an otter? Well, I think you otter be in my bed.”
“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you how much fun we can have in the back seat of this car?”
“You do count… Even if I didn’t need a suicide assistant.”
The best of Sheriarty, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“My idea of a romantic lunch date: Two bags of Quavers and analyzing dirt!”
The best of Sherlene, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I would have you right here even if you didn’t beg for mercy.” Submitted by anonymous.
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“Do I have any ideas of what I’d like to do to you? Eight, so far.” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
“We’re so domestic, people are even shipping our mugs.”
“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you like to get tangled up in my web?”
“I’d like to snuggle under a blanket with you even if we weren’t in shock.”
“Next time you pickpocket my D.I. badge, why don’t you reach a little farther?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Lestrade’s out of town today, but I’m willing to be your detective inspector.” Submitted (with photo) by epicnessisfoundwithin.
“I think you’re neater than poisoned children.”
“Would you like to be wearing this jumper tomorrow morning?” Submitted by herbailiwick.
“I may be a blind banker, but I bet I can make you fall for me with two seconds of silence.”
“I would give you the good pill every time.”
“I can’t take my eyes off of you… No, really. I can’t. It’s for an experiment.”
Submitted by scudderismyspiritanimal: I have no clue how this ended up happening… You and that stranger have my undying love.
“If I dress up as a museum security guard, will you let me inspect the work of art in your pants?”
“Excuse me, but did you say ‘Fuck the police’? You must be my division.”
BBC Sherlock pick-up lines: Pleasing the shippers and displeasing your family since 2012 ;)
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nerdomanytrades: Spying on strangers I’m giggling trying to picture Mycroft saying “True dat.”
“I’ll ‘scrub’ your 'floor’ if you’ll let me wear your deodorant.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Honey, you should see me in a crown… and nothing else.”
“I’d like to conduct a Study in your Pink.”
“The newspaper says that you’re a confirmed bachelor… Want me to fix that?”
“When I told you to take my card, I meant my V-card.”
