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“I baked you a gingerbread cookie. Sorry it’s burnt.”
“If convenient, meet me in my bedroom. If inconvenient, come anyway.”
I’m not even sure if this qualifies as dancing… More like flailing, with a little bit of jumping… I kept my promise as best as I could though! P.S. I honestly filmed this today. I have absolutely no idea why my roommate still has a
“You can touch My croft anytime.” Submitted by pyschointhemaking.
“You could never repel me.”
“I’d like to occupy a ‘minor’ position in your bedroom.”
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“I have cake in both hands; I’ll have to use my mouth.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“If you take off that bedsheet, I’ll show you my battle dress.” Submitted by bumpershoot.
“I have a special room in my mind palace just for you.” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“I’m married to my work, but I’d divorce it for you.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“I want to put my ‘experiment’ in your 'microwave.’” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.
“You’re the king of my mind palace.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
The best of Mycroft Holmes, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I’m married to my work, so we’ll have to be discreet.” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
The best of Greg Lestrade, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of Jim Moriarty, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I ♥ U” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
I’m posting this for two reasons: 1) Since it was sent as anonymous, I figure a lot of people are going to assume that it was me trying to promote myself. I promise I’m not the one who sent it. 2) Whoever did send it, OH MY GOD, LET ME LOVE
“If we were at a restaurant together, I wouldn’t deny that you were my date.”
“Would you like to go round and round the garden like a teddy bear with me?”
The best of John Watson, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Wanna see where my division really is?” Submitted by itsnotokaytolickyourfriends.
“You have very sexy skin that I wouldn’t mind making into shoes.” Submitted by britishentertainmentobsession.
“I always hear ‘sit on my face’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by verity-burns.
“Wanna see MY crown jewels?” Submitted by custardcreems.
“You make my saliva coagulate.” Submitted by soiguessimhangingherenow.
“Would you like to see the Ice Man cometh?” Submitted by somenerdygirl.
“I wouldn’t put on pants for you.” Submitted by britishrandominsanity.
The best of The Great Game references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I’d put my riding crop in your mortuary, if you catch my drift.” Submitted by andyouwere-barelyholdingon.
“You can stand under my umbrella.” Submitted by anonymous.
The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“If you’d let me, I’d twiddle you all day and night.”
“If there was a fire, you’d be my priority exposed.”
“Being without each other… Isn’t it hateful?”
“I’ve never been jealous of a shirt before.” Submitted by insertpoeticdevice.
“If you think my cheekbones are prominent, just wait until you see the bone in my pants.”
“I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.”
“I never want to say ‘LATERZ!’ to you.”
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“I think you’re really brainy. And I mean that in the new sense of the word.”
“Wanna see firsthand what my purple shirt is made of?”
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“I’ll help you excrete the drug out of your system.” Submitted by maskedcity.
YAY, my first fanmail! :D Apparently you can’t reply to these things like you can with asks, hence the reason I’m posting it as a screen shot like this. Oh well. Thanks princessspice101! <3
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