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assgod: omg he has himself a sex torture chamber
assgod: waiting for prince charming to come along and make me feel beautiful and fuck me
assgod: literally mesmerized
assgod: makes you wanna fall in love ♡
assgod: this is probably one of my hottest nudes and YES it’s a nude picture of me Read More
assgod: i wantchu like that for me
assgod: I was so upset when Underwear was eliminated from ANTM :(
assgod: you got that wet pussy, i got that soaked pussy
assgod: trugazi: this is the internal anatomy of cows as far as i’m concerned what do meat cows look like
assgod: i’m in distress
assgod: my dick is cold without a butthole around it
assgod: school looks
assgod: you ever just wanna scream “i need to get fucked”
assgod: hey nice dick can i worship it
assgod: well i’m definitely not a twink
assgod: I did my own hair!
assgod: jehovahs: Destroy whoever invented disposable razors TWINK
assgod: my tongue is lonely for your asshole
assgod:good morning tummies
assgod:*wants to be fucked until destroyed**giggles sweetly*
assgod: I hope his junk is as thicc as his skull
assgod: i have to give straight guys a lot of slack, i was being checked out from the back and i didn’t even shave my legs #progressive
assgod: mineralia: Pyromorphite from China by Dan Weinrich no that’s celery
assgod: me: this coke is boring
assgod: EMBOLDENED
assgod: God was making me she literally cut this clip out and dropped it in a cauldron and boom I was born
assgod: I don’t throw shade I cast eclipses
assgod: YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I
assgod: sandandglass: Last Week Tonight s02e29 “But if we’re going to constantly use mentally ill people to dodge conversations about gun control, then the very least we owe them is a fucking plan.” one thing about mental illness is that
assgod: berniesandersdaily:Bernie Sanders calling on Hillary Clinton to release the transcripts… Cue nervous laughter.Many people in the US aren’t ready or do not deserve to have a president like Bernie Sanders would become, but the people in this
assgod: cuntchita: barber-butt: weloveshortvideos: The dolphin brought her phone back Dolphins are too good for this world 😭😭 awww baby 🐬 “it’s never gonna work again but thanks” lmfo
assgod: me being a valid shy slut
assgod: l20music: trebled-negrita-princess: FUUUUUUUCK!!! gotta love that executive branch
assgod: posting this bc i have to
assgod: lanactrlaltdelrey: coolyounghip: fuck me *gets drunk every morning* i’m gonna start drinking
assgod:oMg????????
assgod:cumnog: everyone keeps saying “save the bees” but ok how do u want us to do that great question! i have a “honey honey” tag and you can go there and see post about simple things you can do like growing certain flowers, supporting local
assgod: daily reminder to use your muscles right
assgod: screengeniuz: cosmic-noir: backdoorteenmom: jennamaroney: list of things she did: 1. that Y E S 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The way she looked him in the eye throughout every second of that evolution, though 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
assgod: bert-macklen-fbi: and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to
assgod:I love this this is the art of our generation and I’m not even kidding
assgod: bad-intentixns: passthecavasier: The Pacific Northwest is fucking Perfect Holy shit Bob Ross painted this Love where I live, pnw pride
assgod: davoyd: freedom14movement: davoyd: freedom14movement: 5seconds-of-suckmydick: 4mysquad: Gay Man Pulled From Home, Beaten By NYPD Officers Yelling “Faggot” In Horrifying Video A gay Staten Island man is suing the NYPD after four officers
assgod: absolutely Dlicious
assgod: daggerpen: cassandracaindesiresstuff: hipdip: centelle: ghostkayla: dirtyhippieproductions: Foods we would loose without bee’s pollinating Apples Mangos Rambutan Kiwi Fruit Plums Peaches Nectarines Guava Rose Hips Pomegranites Pears
assgod: me to classmates after the semester ends
assgod: never
assgod: be fucking thankful if you can kiss the one you love today
assgod: i regret every selfie a day later
assgod: sky-boi: brechantelle: deepfriedfeminism: sataniswhite: jlbi245: Hit that play button 🐸☕️ This little girl is going BIG places. the way she went off like that on live tv god fucking bless SHE BETTER WERK!! the future is bright
assgod: beewitch:kedreeva:officialabortionist:itscolossal:WATCH: Honey on Tap: A New Beehive that Automatically Extracts Honey without Disturbing Bees [video]WITHOU T DISTURBING THE BEES THAT IS FANTASTIC BEES ARE GREATYou don’t understand how fabulous
assgod: tastefullyoffensive: The captain must go down with the ship. a modern day icarus