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assgod: cheers!
assgod: priestmahad: oomshi: capricorniphobia is a real thing i will not stand for it! rise my fellow capricorns sit yall asses down. *sits firm perky capricorn ass down* what’s your point
assgod:he knows the rough life ahead for a middle child
assgod: kanekikendeservednothing: flapjackandcustard: Instead of making #AlexFromTarget famous, why don’t we focus on something that can actually inspire others? Let’s make THAT go viral? we know why this isn’t viral His name is Noah VanVooren
assgod: nevaehtyler: Flint, Michigan hasn’t had clean water since April 24, 2014. For more context that is 939 Days
assgod: me to classmates after the semester ends
assgod: not one to reblog a meme but i thought this was david oomshi for a sec
assgod: typicaltaurus: What level did ur dog learn flamethrower egg move, the mother has to mate with a houndoom
assgod: bert-macklen-fbi: and the award for the best way to avoid an embarrassing moment goes to
assgod: turnersquiff: if i had a dollar for every time a guy has told me i’m pretty that sucks
assgod: shy and horny are probably the worse personality combo there is
assgod: one direction? more like one dimension… because their asses are so flat the library is closed
assgod: doncasturbate: Oh my god what “i’m pregnant and it’s not yours xoxo”
assgod: recent studies show i hate everything
assgod: necrophilofthefuture: odditymall: Fake Seat-belt T-Shirt “ID RATHER WEAR THIS UGLY SHIRT AND DIE IN A CAR ACCIDENT THAN FUCKING PUT ON MY GODDAMN SEAT BELT” natural selection
assgod: micdotcom: Four words: Elizabeth Warren mic drop. (This comes after Trump attacked Warren’s claims of Native American ancestry on Sunday.) EXPOSED
assgod: THE LAST ONE…. noob she’s getting DRUNK
assgod: This is the enemyThis is not
assgod:A moment in Herstory
assgod: beyonseh: when the top has a better ass than the bottom versatile relationships are like that sometimes
assgod: I JUST HATE
assgod: cuntchita: barber-butt: weloveshortvideos: The dolphin brought her phone back Dolphins are too good for this world 😭😭 awww baby 🐬 “it’s never gonna work again but thanks” lmfo
assgod: udrinkit: lizardlicks: sanders4prez: It’s time for a constitutional amendment to overturn Citizens UnitedThe Supreme Court’s decisions in Citizens United and other cases opened the gates to a flood of billions of dollars that threatens
assgod: tastefullyoffensive: The captain must go down with the ship. a modern day icarus
assgod: he knows the rough life ahead for a middle child
assgod: thought this was that benedict cucumberpatch
assgod: neptunain: i think buzzfeed is starting to run out of ideas clearly you’re not obsessed with bread enough
assgod: c-bassmeow: ohheymarykate: blackgirlshit: micdotcom: Watch: Trump mistakes himself for Bernie — and then tries to weasel out of it. Thats sad man… What the Yikes He’s so unnecessary
assgod: YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I
assgod: imagine the smell in this car omg
assgod: clear pee makes me feel safe like i’m living my life right
assgod: eww
assgod: never
assgod:honey you didn’t need to tell anyone you’re a gemini with how fast you flipflopped like that LMAO. I’m a Gemini & this comment made me LOL. I just watched this episode lmao
assgod: beez in the trap
assgod: i want to get thisi really do… but i just dont
assgod: this is how florida will perish
assgod: missdontcare-x: First look at ‘American Horror Story: Hotel’ the gay of it all
assgod: spikepoint:djtwerkland:But am I wrong tho? omg i stumbled upon such a niched community
assgod: Get out there and vote. Ask questions and vote. Google information and vote.
assgod:This is an accurate depiction of white privilege with arrest
assgod: hutchj: okayysophia: Um…. I’m shook I like equating Beyoncé to a presidential level
assgod: yoncehaunted: Beyoncé performing “Formation” at Super Bowl 2016 I completely forgot bruno mars and the other one was even there
assgod:THE SHOE, MY mouth DROPPED
assgod: gang0fwolves: ifuckedamillionaire: thorgyorgy: Bob the Drag Queen and Tiffany “I Love New York” Pollard are EVERYTHING Okay, I want at least 10 minutes of this. i fucking LOVE her lmao SEMEN IS Not POISON Efbwga[i'b[jbgtqew
assgod: cuzyouwanttotakemypicture: No Lie THIS IS THE REALEST IMAGE
assgod: imthatbinch: Are you gonna eat today’s ass, or let today top you?
assgod: cosbyykidd: juiciep: whatisthat-velvet: modernpolymath: nazvseverything: iamxmrk: This is why I hate texting sometimes. Every text conversation between me and my siblings summarized in a nutshell This speaks to me on a spiritual level.
assgod: gaywrites: On the Washington, D.C. street where Mike Pence will be living before Inauguration Day, his new neighbors have begun displaying rainbow flags in protest. According to one resident, Ilse Heintzen: “[It’s] a respectful message
assgod: never lol
![assgod: gaywrites: On the Washington, D.C. street where Mike Pence will be living before Inauguration Day, his new neighbors have begun displaying rainbow flags in protest. According to one resident, Ilse Heintzen: “[It’s] a respectful message](https://64.media.tumblr.com/a91ddd5e2446c27e9d96008858afd203/tumblr_ohk95tK2c41qcqoybo4_r1_250.png)