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jaclcfrost: “why are you awake at three in the morning” asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning
asmymlivural: If anyone ever asks me to define love, I’m just going to show them this.
k-elizabeth-t: This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in
musicbeatstherapy: jelee-: rockpapertheodore: tinyspacebabe: ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore you sound fannytroubled a little bootybothered if you ask me someone’s having a little tushytantrum
I work at a movie theatre so I usually sell drinks and popcorn. This one time, a strange looking gentleman came up and asked for a “warm tea”, so I replied with “sorry we don’t have hot beverages here”. He looked really shocked and said “NONONONO
whenthugzcry: This is great man. Ask me some
burningveins: & they ask why DMX is my baby
the-pizza-queen: Mac’s asking the important questions in life.
dejacoendou: hey-doesnt-he-rap: chicken-nuggets-galore: Do twins have the same sized dick? now we’re asking the real questions As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
clashboarding: when ur mom gives u money to buy something and forgets to ask for the change
jimpovolo: flyinpony: will i get context if i ask politely is that finnick odair
gryffinpoor: dudemanbropants: gryffinpoor: thepreciousthing: the-ordinary-nerd: ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous: squad16: finalellipsis: bestnatesmithever: What if it bites me and it dies? that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn
deadliftsandbeer: livelovelaughandlift: Stop asking for 2014 to be good to you. Fucking grab your balls and make it good. Grabbed balls and just ended up masturbating. Instructions were unclear.
dramasbomin: 9darkhours-9personas-9dorms: bakuraryou: johannahmontana: arclightsarentinzexalii: kaito-sama: phoenixedo: arclightsarentinzexalii: every american i’ve talked to on skype asked about bagged milk so far what the hell is bagged milk?
tardis-mind-palace: clockwork-superwholockian: ask-omnipony: luckydreaming: Are fedoras really that bad? YES YES THEY ARE I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo I mean it’s a goddamn hat. Right..? The white rose, it symbolizes the unique
mapsontheweb: Small-Town Restaurant Asks Guests to Pin Where They’re From on a Map
amporatheexplorer: amporatheexplorer: today a girl in my class asked me if australia is a country i dont think you guys understand i live in australia
fukkkres: when you high at the dinner table and your mom ask you to pass the collard greens and you give her the mashed potatoes where am i
kimpissible: sir i asked for a resume. this is just a printed screenshot of your flappybird highscore wait..what the fuck. how did you get over 7. youre hired
thepsychobrentt: HOW CAN WE BE HAPPY ? Once a group of 50 people was attending a seminar. Suddenly the speaker stopped and decided to do a group activity. He started giving each one a balloon. Each one was asked to write his/her name on it using a marker
religiousdad: when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine
jailor: in 5th grade i used to suck on my arm and i dont know why but it was a really bad habit of mine like how kids sucked their thumbs, i sucked on my arm and my cousin who was in like 10th grade at the time asked if i had a hickey on my arm and i
chibi-brian: bunnys-girl1: godbless-st-cyr: A compilation of my favourite ‘countries’ posts. Continued compilations as asked for by anon. gonna try the syrup one someday I’m starting to think that people have a very low opinion of America
hikingnerd: timelordpillbug: follovved: amerlcanapparel: when she says she doesn’t send nudes when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia When Russia sends you nudes
exitmusicforafilmm: crypticrose: c-aramelize: bur-gund-y: c-aramelize: living-afairytale: c-aramelize: so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok. i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg actually oxygen first asked nitrogen
percypan: THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45
rabioheab: 2 years ago on canada day i was so drunk that i fell over on the street and started crawling and a cop pulled over and asked me if i was ok and i yelled YES and he just said “alright good” and drove off which is proof that canadian cops
vladith: i can believe lays is asking the internet to create a new flavor don’t they remember what happened last time
whatbethsays: so it was my brother’s thirteenth birthday today and he came home from school with this horror-struck expression on his face and came into my room and sort of just stood there and i asked him “what’s wrong?” and he said “MY GIRLFRIEND
collegehumor: Drake Dresses in Disguise and Asks People About Drake He’s got his eyes on you.
jackwhitevevo: once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
pizzaforpresident: diaryoftheblackannefrank: holymotherofrowling-deactivated: after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast omg i love obama
ruinedchildhood: When my mom ask if I have enough money to buy lunch
tatehorror: When someone owes you money but you’re too shy to ask for it
penisburps: lindsaylohoean: does ke$ha go by k€sha in europe i dunno ask will.je.suis
snorlaxatives: me when i see new messages in my ask
collegehumor: Step 1. Ask for a glass of water. Everyone needs to drink water. You’re only human. Step 2. Keep looking around as if your friend is going to arrive any moment, and you need to wait until they arrive before you order anything, because
partybarackisinthehousetonight: i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things: asking someone to be patient confirmation that the zoo heist was a success
coachcrewneck: ask not what your country can do for u but what u can do for your country-juelz
delightsx: hextraordinary: bagmilk: does your signature just like happen to you once you adult So fun fact, one time when I was in the hospital I was on the same floor as a judge. I asked him what people who can’t write sign for their signature,
old-school-shit: old-school-shit: Quickly made this black & gold Ole Skool bucket hat. Considering sale. Like I said I’m considering sale, once I fix the fit of it. Reblog with a reply if you’re interested or drop it in my ask.NOTE: all bucket
crocobaby: Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
charliedayy: I ASKED MY SISTER TO MAKE ME A DANNY DEVITO CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND SHE DID OH MY GOD
pineapplefiendwillriseagain: This is my little baby cousin and he is dressed as a smoke detector for Halloween None of us know why but he is really obsessed with smoke detectors That’s all he’s asked for in the way of presents these past two years
everydaystreetpoetry-deactivate: Watch my ‘lil homies Lose there childhood to guns Nobody cries no more Cause we all die for fun So why you ask me if I want peace If you cant grant it Niggas fighting across the whole planet
renirabbit: andythanfiction: In Sociology, this week’s module is on propaganda and marketing. For homework, we were asked to make a poster for an imaginary campaign either for a made-up product or a current social issue. This is mine. So strong
lewreen: inlovewiththepractice: I heard this on the radio. Mike Brown was a kid who didn’t want to play football, even though he had the body for it. When asked why, he told his friends that he didn’t want to hit anybody. This is the child that
cardashians: Asking the real questions
home-of-hip-hop: we’ve all been there lol When the guy asks for your ID
ffffjjjj: What kind of illegal shea butter based lotions is Riri using? Asking for a friend…
bonerfart: bonerfart: tfw when a girl is asking you to do it faster but you know you can’t do it that fast tfw but you know somebody who can
officialwhitegirls: do you think obama had to ask for the wifi password the first time he went into the whitehouse
schoolboy-ra: I hate when niggas ask me to put them on with a girl smh I can’t even put myself on
God, forgive me if I asked you more than I thanked you.
sugaontherim: Whenever Leslie asks me for the Latin names of any of our plants, I just give her the names of rappers.
sixpenceee: When this photograph was first published in Africa Geographic, BBC Wildlife and later in Paris Match and the Daily Mail it resulted in a flurry of e-mails, phone calls and letters from around the world asking if the image was a fake.The image
weloveshortvideos:When your ex ask you how you been
2jam4u: someone asked for this posted alone and I agree I am flawless
