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the-random-diglett: Best way to ask out a girl
ss-sasusaku: its-naruto-universe: Sasuke on the background gives me life thođ âHow dare this freak ask out my wifeyâ
issietheshark: ask me anything (2014)
9gag: Ask Out Level: Pokemon
aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. Sheâs now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She wonât speak to me or my mom and sheâs blasting Taylor Swift but you can still
evilkitten3: cidio: Historical Presidential Election Events 2016 Donald Trump asks Russia to hack Hillary Clintonâs emails, and promises that they will be rewarded. (Source 1) Hillary Clintonâs emails are hacked, possibly by Russia. (Source 2) United
bajike:princejock:aobas-cumface:My 13 year old sister got asked out as a joke today. Sheâs now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She wonât speak to me or my mom and sheâs blasting Taylor Swift
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urbran: last night i got asked out by not one, not two, but zero people
heartstoppercomic: Mini-Comic: Flower Shop A little story set in an alternate universe about how one man asked out a kind florist⌠This mini-comic was made possible with the support of my Patreon patrons! Join our little Heartstopper gang on Patreon
sizvideos: 4-year-old gentleman asks out Valentineâs âcrushâVideo - Via Siz iOS appÂ
10000bc: I would get asked out on a lot of dates if I could fly I think
criesbc1d: STOP LOOKING LIKE SUCH A NERVOUS BOY WHOâS TRYING TO ASK OUT A GIRL
When someone asks how you finish your homework so fast
thatskarma: br3adcuffer: ask-sluttyshy: jetstream-travel-log: outlikealambx: l-urk: phantomofthecemetery: fyiconicboyz: thisisvodka: gambler-x: disneydear: I will never let myself scroll past a picture of Walt and not reblog it. I feel like
sur-demon: someone asked me to make this rebloggable.Â
comedycentral: Ask a Professional Comedian: Walter Latham and Michael Blackson Walter Latham is the man behind The Original Kings of Comedy and the Queens of Comedy, and this Sunday night at 12:30am/11:30c heâs bringing Comedy After Dark to Comedy
ososober: Â While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, an officer was interrupted by a little boy about six years old. Looking up and down at his uniform, he asked, âAre you a cop?â âYes,â he replied and continued writing
Is it too much to ask to have arms like LL?
ratchetmatthew: jxlvni: thaprincetrigga: julianplowden: what just happened you ask? I just stole yo girl thats what Nesquik bunny came up with the dougie where his funds at? Q The original dougie
go-insane-its-magnus-bane: pizzaforpresident: diaryoftheblackannefrank: holymotherofrowling-deactivated: after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast omg i love obama this is me every time iâm eating and someone
Is it too much to ask for a girl that I can listen to hip hop with?
svveden: asking the real questions
jacknicholson: When asked by a photographer to take off his trademark sunglasses for a photo, Jack Nicholson replied âYouâre new here, arenât you?â
scarychav: f-uckitforchris: le-mu: approxblonde: witchyroses: witchyroses: 250 men and women were asked to draw what these emotions felt like in their bodies. These are the combined results HOLY FUCK THIS IS HOW I FEEL PEOPLES EMOTIONS HOLY GOD
likeslothstoflames: hey remember that time i got grounded because i saw my dads girlfriend in the car and then saw my dad putting the dog in the back of the car and asked why he was bringing both the dogs with us
paulsgroovypalace: iâm trying to imagine him asking these guys to take this picture
rabioheab: dear diary, i finally got to 15 followers on tumblr. iâm trying really hard to not let the fame get to my head but itâs difficult. today some lady at the supermarket asked me if i wanted paper or plastic bags and i just f*****cking lost
hiphoplaboratory: “Iâm Marilyn Manson with madness, now just imagine the magicI light to asses, donât ask for your favorite rapper”
wizcoylifa: if i were a drug dealer, i would wait until they asked for coke then i would take the money and reply with âsorry i only have pepsiâ then laugh maniacally as i backflipped into the sewers
internetexplorers: dont ask me for advice iâll accidentally ruin your life
hannigrammibal: we-are-his-army: flipphones: do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts I had to walk to another room my dads a prison guard and i asked him this and he just sat down on the floor and put his head in his hands
beadeddragon600: This picture is heart breaking. MJ was on Tour, and this is when he was first told about the first child abuse allegations. He was asked if he was okay to go on stage. He insisted, saying he didnât want to let his fans down. When
rainhaxo: heyiwantyoutostay: My boyfriend. He asked if I was off my period and this is how he indirectly described it.. U
landorus: people: *start asking me about college* me:Â
best-of-funny: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: bombaree: one time i was really sad and i decided to put cream cheese and bagels in a blender to see if i could make a bagel smoothie and when my dad asked why i was putting bagels in the blender at 2
dilfosaur: dilfosaur: Anonymous asked you:Â All the avengers dressed up in the same superhero costume at a Halloween party! weâre not a team weâre a time bomb ticking down to a wardrobe disaster
panic-at-the-dildos: Donât talk to me unless youâre handing me this bouquet to ask for my hand in marriage
onlyaaliyah: When asked about her dress on the red carpet Aaliyah said that she purchased it off the rack at the mall. :)
handsonthewheels: Black proverb: if one start running, you run too. Donât ask no questions til after we get to where we going.
pilgrimkitty: unbucaneve: jenesaispourquoi: professorsparklepants: Why does everyone say âhouse-wifeâ or âhouse-husbandâ when âHouse-spouseâ is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES? the prof asks the important questions. Wait, spouse
kisslng: this one time a girl told me we had the same name and I asked her what hers was
in-vagina-we-thrust: niggablvd: My girlfriend just asked me to learn sign language with her so she can tell me how bad she wants to fuck me in front of my parents Keep her
totheinternetandbeyond: I went to a catholic elementary school with a really strict dress code and one time in 4th grade I came to school with my shirt untucked 2 days in a row and my teacher asked me if I was having problems at home
jaclcfrost: being in a school building after hours is a very surreal and creepy thing like if you listen closely you can hear the ghosts of the dreams of children and teachers asking you why you didnât go to the bathroom during the break
praises: all adults do is ask me about my plans for college like donât you want to know what my favorite color is
nnilkshake: ok so basically this morning at 1:30 am my brother came into my room and woke me up asking where the garbage bags were like 10 times and i was like wth and went back to sleep but then i just logged onto facebook and found this andÂ
ipoog: “we have to talk” “can i ask you something??” “theres something i have to tell you”
weavemunchers: my worst fear is laughing at a joke I donât understand and having someone ask me to explain it
groundchele: one day Iâm going to ask a celebrity for a pic and theyâre going to be like sure and them Iâll hand them a camera and pose with a stranger
thefaggots0far: It only takes being rejected once for me to never ever ask anyone anything ever again.
stupidfuckingquestions: Imagine if marriage didnât exist, and youâre a guy asking a woman to get married. Imagine what that conversation would be like (x)
tonistark24: My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit. One time she did this life changing little âexperimentâ where she ever so calmly asked guys why they
softestfawn: in elementary school john lennon had a homework that asked âwhat do you want two be when you grow upâ and he replied âhappyâ. the teacher say âyou donot understand the assignmentâ and jjohn lennon said âu dont understand LIFEâ.
lubricatings: if u send me an ask complimenting me or telling me that u like my blog i will smile for like 38 hours straight
kittymudface: uh-knee-ka: conflictingheart: THE CAT ASKS FOR FOOD It politely taps him on the arm and then uses its little kitty paws to show that it would like some food These adorable little creatues are just so intelligent and so utterly cute <3
driving-in-the-sampala: penceyprepofficial: when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like âlol kâ and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized
egberts: ask-peppermint: egberts: my mom finally bought a toaster I donât understand why this has so many notes me either
