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moonbeamwriting: angsty/fluffy sentence starters I’m in a mood to write something fluffy or angsty so I threw together a list of sentence starters for y’all to choose from. Just send me a number from the list and a pairing and I’ll do my best to

Me Myself And I

In case you’re wondering, this is Crunchyroll’s official translation of “that part.” I do like this variation as well because it makes the dialogue sound more personal - our previous translations, in context, sound more like Levi

fuku-shuu: My own recording/screenshots while playing as Levi in his new “Festival” DLC costume and gear for the KOEI TECMO Shingeki no Kyojin Playstation 4 game! Here you can see me changing into the new costume, buying/equipping the new gear,

As vezes eu falo umas coisas tão bonitas que se eu me visse falando eu me pegava.

staff: visionaryskeptic: a dog standing in water Yes

benwinstagram: are u ever mean as fuck in ur head and u aint wanna be and u’d never say it out loud but that one voice in ur head is a total asshole and u feel bad for even thinking it and u wonder if thats how u rly are

jealously: bopeep: 4gifs:When your significant other is in a bad mood but still loves you.me!!!!!!!!

helenasund:gierlichmypussy:when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involvedI’ve never related to anything more in my life

stability: when i look in the mirror I either think im the hottest person ever or a piece of shit there is no in between

flatsound:sorry you haven’t seen much of me lately it’s just that everything in the whole world is overwhelming

autumnablaze: I am such an Autumn person. Give me a quiet, cozy spot with a simple view of gorgeous trees with colorful leaves on a crisp September day, fuzzy socks, a warm drink, and a good book and I will be in all my glory.

mytholgy: I want to go on a roadtrip. I want to sleep in crappy motels. I want to sing along to happy songs while driving. I want to watch the sun rise in a different city every morning. I want to take pictures of new places. I just want to go.

jaclcfrost: “my baby” i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am

mattynerdock: Pet: *falls asleep* Me: *lies down in front of them, gets three inches from their face, and stares at them for 30 minutes*

things me and bats have in common

montparnah: my dog: barks @ 1am me: look i also would like to scream loudly in the middle of the night but we dont always get what we want

sheenra: I keep these guys in the back seat of my car so that when I go to pick up friends or someone I can be like “Ohh sorry, I’ve got no room for you. My children are in the back seats”

flatsound: sorry you haven’t seen much of me lately it’s just that everything in the whole world is overwhelming

adjustive: College interviewer: so what’s your name? Me: *bursts out crying because I have no idea what I want in life*

hideousbarnacle: me: *is home alone* great! now i can scream into the void in peace

officialpunkradio: baby: *cries* me: *joins in*

officialpunkradio: baby: *cries* me: *joins in*

mytholgy: I want to go on a roadtrip. I want to sleep in crappy motels. I want to sing along to happy songs while driving. I want to watch the sun rise in a different city every morning. I want to take pictures of new places. I just want to go.

just-shower-thoughts: Most of my problems in life stem from the fact that I’m an introverted night owl living in an extroverted early bird’s world.

fake-ketchup: thegits: i have never related to cat so much in my life Me

tuff–puppy: roastgrief: Please stop seeking out love in 2016 on them damn apps and let that shit find you in person oh my god lol *goes to starbucks* HEY WHOS GAY HERE

oddlydrawndream: Crush: *Talks to someone* Me: I lost them. They’re clearly in love with that person. How did this happen?

waffleducttapedtoadoor: landrykilledyetanotherguy: “Would you go on vacation for 贄,000?” I would take people out at the knees with a baseball bat to get front of the line access to a remote cabin in the woods where no one knows where I am and

bat-nerut: ramjoonie: This guy’s my spirit animal cr. 😂 My bae After pausing it, there is no longer a doubt in my mind that this is me.

urbancatfitters: me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault

khansfringe: ce-les-ti-al: camiekahle: I’ve never related to anything more college in a 17 second montage this always appears when it is most relevant to my life at the current time. Nice to know it’s not just me

peperomint: me: *eating microwaved ramen noodles and watching kitchen nightmares* cannot believe this asshole didnt use fresh chicken in his paella, unbelievable

hideousbarnacle: me: *is home alone* great! now i can scream into the void in peace

anaukin: someone: i think the world of you and i appreciate you being in my life, you’re smart and talented and beautiful. i love you. me, a person who is unable to respond well to compliments and has trouble expressing emotions: *finger guns* cool

jaclcfrost: what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely

anaukin: someone: i think the world of you and i appreciate you being in my life, you’re smart and talented and beautiful. i love you. me, a person who is unable to respond well to compliments and has trouble expressing emotions: *finger guns* cool

arcticmunkeez: me: sends important text that took a lot of guts to sendme: immediately turns off wifi, data, the phone itself, my laptop, hides both in a safe, hybernates self for 1.000 years,

shingekinomyovaries: dehypnotise: thugilly: rigaya: When you realize college ain’t even worth it anymore😑😂 This nigga is so serious like I really want to know what happened He politely pushes his chair in after too me. every. single. damn.

lordsteeb: imagine being an old-timey gangster but instead of having people murdered you had them loved. that’s pretty much my dream job now that i think about it. all sittin in bars in a pinstriped suit, being all “hey tony. see that guy over there?

Petrichor in the park.

coffeeperson737: marsianh: thatsthat24: Things in Common with a Teen Titan 💥 (W/ Greg Cipes, The Voice of Beast Boy) *Teen Titans music playing* Thomas: Beast Boy, you can transform too?! Beast Boy: Any animal in a sec! What can /you/ turn into?

hyrle: *suddenly cant move in the middle of a heated battle in a game* “WHY CANT I MOVE” *looks down*

cabbage-vendor: youraverageinsanity: petboyfriend: me avoiding all my responsibilities did she just kick a laser beam in half Feminism

stevetogers: I’d really like to be taken out tbh. in a date way or a sniper way I have no preference

pink-natural: Farmers: What is she doin’ out there? Me, In a corn field: *Banging two pots together* IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF I WERE TO GET ABDUCTED RIGHT NOW!

50shadesofthanekrios: Someone: stop using the stupid trade mark thing in everything u say??? Me: No™

jazeth: me: stays in bed 45 minutes after waking up

wistfulfarming: when u care about ur relationships with a fictional village full of fictional people and ur fictional husband/wife more than actual relationships in real life in a fucking farming simulator game

me watching disney princess movies

So I’ve been writing down my opinions on each season as I go but Idk if I should post it. bc I mean. All my s1 commentary is me just RAGGING on all the awful shit they put in it lol. Then every season after that my comments are more mellow (despite.

remember that time i went to prom by myself because my mother forced me? at least i had the same dress as New York when she got spit in the mouth by pumpkin.

*freak dances to misogynistic rap music but with God and womanism in my heart*

prettyboyshyflizzy: britteryikes: That Moment After You Get In Trouble With Your Mom Is this not you?! Is this not me?! lmfao Meeeee 😂 it’s crazy how we all did the same thing

vaniccio: doing homework at home: (thinking) i need to be on campus so I have that ~learning atmosphere~ to motivate me doing homework on campus: (thinking) i need to be at home so i can sit in my pajamas and have that ~comfortable atmosphere~ to

weloveshortvideos: That friend that has to perform every song in the car I have never seen a vine more like me than this holy fuck

adrieldaniel: “So as not to die of cold in this modern world of ours, she wraps her sublime body in great heavy furs and warms her feet on the prostrate body of her lover. I imagine the favorite of this beautiful despot, who is whipped when his

ravenclawssaywhat: this-is-horrorwood: hey-how-ya-doing: oomshi: do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely do i like you or do i like that you like me do I like you or do I like the idea of you do i want to be in a relationship or do i just

earthdad: me seeing a cute girl in public: *tries not to look at her for more than 5 seconds because i don’t want to make her feel uncomfortable*

chessys: s/o to the me in the alternate universe where i have halloween plans i hope she looks hot

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