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In my next life, I want to come back as all of Madam Butterfly’s underwear. Can you imagine spending 16 hours a day hugging something this sexy??
Me as a sissy and in chastity ;)
more travelling/onvacay snkdocu boyfriends recreating dead memes because season 2 is near and people are tryna get a reaction from me eventho i feel practically ancient in this fandomsolo of just eren being a lil bitch:
In the mood to “escort” myself and answer some questions. go on, as me anything.
sextathlon: “I’m so in love with my new swimsuit! Chuffed that vintage style bikinis are in right now :D Loving your blog as always x"I know exactly where this swimsuit is from! I considered buying it myself haha, I think you pull it off
As some of you know I got married recently, but now is finally time for me to go on my honeymoon with my beautiful Goddess! What that means for you all is I won’t be here to chat or fulfill requests, but if you sent one in (and I’ve received
As it appeared when the other boys in school were getting bigger, stronger, and more macho with the onset of puberty, I on the other hand, with father away, and mother’s eccentric pleasure in me trying on the women’s vintage fashion she collected,
As a nonbinary artist in need of such material - i really want to make gay trans comics and content for trans people, it’s something I enjoy, seeing people similar to myself and friends being in happy situations and enjoying themselves without that
My brother told me about someone known as “The Angel of the Bridge” who spends his time walking up and down a bridge known for its high suicide rate; it’s estimated he’s saved over a hundred people.Now, these things listed above are all amazing
steinbecks: me taking issue with the characterization in a fic but unable to stop myself from reading it
Had a lot of fun camming tonight. Getting a lot more body confident so hopefully that is apparent in my shows going forward lol. I’ll probably cam tomorrow night as well assuming nothing comes up, so keep an eye out for me on chaturbate! (hopefull
Good morning all! If you only knew how wet my kitty was while taking these pics. Imagining your hard cock in your hand. Were you thinking of me on my knees, mouth wide open, being fucked with your cock? Do you want your cum down my throat as you hold
My pretty #red #lipstick as it’ll be ruined in 10 mins. Lol #lips #hair #pastel #me #face #eyes
Sorry haven’t been posting AGAIN as much I was to busy getting laid every day :D lol JUST KIDDING..I haven’t had dick in months -_- the only thing that has been fucking me is LIFE
hanclsomejack:me: *plays video games at 1am in underwear* nice
rain-force: me in life
asleepylioness: Dearest Lioness, My deepest apologies for being late as usual, but it has been quite a hectic day so far. I’m calling this one Vintage Vine Block. I know, I know, it is bad form to use the theme name in the title, but I’m in that
classically-curvaceous: Hopefully this counts as leaving you something nice in your inbox to come home to. It sure does! I feel privileged to receive a submit from you!! :) Thank you very much Haven’t seen this one in ages.
The Spanish language resident here (he teaches the conversation class I’m in) is this sexy Spaniard who has a ponytail that’s gotten longer as the semester’s continued. It looked so soft and nice during class, so I ended up thinking
steppingoncellphones: Tokyo Ghoul: A Discovery of Just How Much I’m Into Guro Tokyo Ghoul: I Shouldn’t Be Aroused Right Now Tokyo Ghoul: Gosh He’s Pretty Tokyo Ghoul: Gosh He’s Even Prettier All Beat Up Tokyo Ghoul: Gee I Want To Kick The Shit
ktmakesart: Don’t befriend writers unless you want texts like this at 4:17 in the morning.
jessicadegouw: onlysaneman: If we mutually follow each other on here there’s at least a 20% chance I’ve referred to you in a real life conversation as “someone I know” #’someone i know’ #’i know someone who’ #’I HAVE THIS FRIEND’
slentando: I’m in love with this girl. She’s gorgeous, smart, talented, funny as hell, and totally badass. That girl is me.
So, next month we’re going back to the West Coast. We will be doing SF / Portland / LA and driving in between. I want to shoot and and hang out with everyone. We’re definitely doing it as a Four Chambers road trip. Also tell me fun stuff to
vickiking: This feels totally relevant right now, as I’m apparently still really into naked people AND grass, plus I get to hang out with lovely @vextape and a whole plethora of awesome humans in Berlin very soon. This is me and @codecorsair camming
I know most of my text posts are sad and not funny as people like, but I just need to post my feelings. I really want someone to lay down and cuddle with, and feel like nothing else matters in the world. Everybody I meet ends up throwing me away and
keldeoxerneas: orararas: quick edit dump of these two in this arc, ‘cause they’re hella adorable and everyone deserves a relationship like this BFFS 4 EVA! Fighting a middle schooler drunk as shit
Hello dear followers, you may not see any updates from me for a little while as I’m taking a short break from tumblr to refocus on other things in life
ineffectualdemon:I don’t think some people understand that true joy in any relationship (romantic or whatever the fuck I have going on) is when you say or share a thing that makes your partner sigh and then stare off in the middle distance as they
godstiel:we’ve all accidentally incorrectly come out as bisexual in new jersey and had to walk it back its okay. Dont even worry about it
weedjoke420: *me hanging out w 19 yr olds as a 20 yr old* sooo my fellow youths„„, what’s the teen lingo these days…….. what’s the 411……the hot gossip in teen town… ….
Me: So, what did you think of the episodes? Chloe (My Little Sister): First, I want to tell you about a weird dream I had. Me: Oh, okay. Chloe: Well, in it, Steven got taken into space by Homeworld Gems. And then there was this commercial where he
Me, yesterday, when my mood was fluctuating wildly: Man, I hope my mood levels off tomorrow Me, today, in a consistently depressed mood: My bad, I guess I should have been more clear what level I wanted
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Its 4:30AM, and while I’ve only had 5 beers in as many hours and am not drunk and the only buzz I have is from being tired. I usually don’t have hard stuff after 3-30am but I think a half shot to a shot of this is in order just because Ash
bellalaghostie: This is me, high bored at work. I just really like this effect in my photoscape. ^ This is an amazing and beautiful woman. as for photo effect..love the graininess
Various pictures of me. I was drunk as shit in the second one. Happy blackout fam!
basedgodtookmyusername: Single me vs me in a relationship
possiblybpd: Ahh yes I love my disorder. I love being irrational and having breakdowns over innocuous texts. I love calling my boyfriend in tears and asking him if he still wants to see me ever again. I love me.
frankyourdeath: me*suddenly is very very sad* me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
blackberryshawty: me: *sees a hot police officer* me: I’d go down on him so fast if he weren’t an active agent for in increasingly militarized police force, the unjust criminal justice system, and the prison industrial complex
memoirsofaninja: Me: I’m feeling really sad right now because nothing is going right in my life Someone: Well you know God has a plan for your life- Me:
animedads: they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it
freethebooty: i develop crushes on people for the weirdest reasons. like this guy sat next to me in class the other day, and he had really nice handwriting so I’m crushing on him. some other guy told me he was raised by a stay at home dad so I like
vintagebattlestar: i’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because i don’t have any money but i do have Fists and am always angry
Me, opening up my fanfiction and trying to remember what I was writing in my very serious fanfiction that’s serving as a coping mechanism for me before I went to bed at about 3 am: Oh yeah, he was about to see some tiddies
communistvashoth: dear fuckwads, I’m well aware that “the real world” isn’t gonna cater to my mental illness I’ve actually been living in it as a mentally ill person for quite some time
I’m playing in my first show on Halloween (crow hop as crow doubt). I’m so nervous I might puke. But I’m also very excited. This show is gonna be fun as shit. It’s gonna be ~historic~.
mjalti: Me, on my 26th “Me Day” in a row:
cats-in-a-trenchcoat: bifacts: Fact: Bisexuals are very flexible in the sense that they can date and/or sleep with people of multiple genders, but they’re also flexible in the sense that they have no bones, like octopuses. actual footage of the
Tonight the upper left hand side of my chest has a hole as big as the one in my pockets. I might have kissed you wearing a bullet proof vest, but hell, you kiss like a rocket!
This spider has been living in my house as long as I have.
tom-sits-like-a-whore:as your girlfriend theres no pressure to wear pants in my presenceor any clothes at all reallybut it’s up to youu can be big spoon or little spoontotally your choicei’m always ready to make outaLwaYsalso u don’t even have
in my messages theres one guy who keeps talking to me in a way I probably wouldnt be chill with now and apparently this was around the time I lost my virginity and he said I was acting different and I was like ‘im not a virgin anymore’ and he was
mentalalchemy:i want to be as peaceful as this frog in a rose
Yes I’m a shy person. Yes I like my books more than most things in life and definitely more than people. And yes live theater, opera och classic conserts are the best way I can imagine to spend time. As well as going to museums and art exhibitions.
When I refer to myself as fat, it’s not in a negative way. I’m fat that’s just one it is. I use those terms endearingly and for what it is. You’re not making me feel better about myself by telling me otherwise. Semantics and suger
Evil As They Come, Vindictive As They Make Em
spacepeen: Do u ever just REALLY love someone in the most platonic way ever? Like u just wanna buy em cookies and watch movies together and just make them as happy as they can be? Because just knowing they are happy makes you really happy?
me: okay, all done!my brain: okay, but you could colour all the letters according to your synesthesia and make everything semi-lineless, and-me:my brain:me: sighbut seriously, i genuinely enjoyed this, it was fun to colour, and the eyes are so expressive!