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grandpaharleys: i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy Like seriously, what the hell. My boyfriend is more worried about his hair than I am about mine
owen5mith: “They say pain is an illusion This is just a bruise and you are just confused but I am only humanI could use a hand sometimes”
magentamayhem: i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
fraternityrow: “I am catastrophically in love with you.” Cassandra Clare
Things I am currently craving
willtwerk4doughnuts: causeallidoisdance: tasteful-side-boob-always-wins: yes-i-am-lucifer: rosejanenoble: I’m fairly certain I’ve reblogged this before, but goddamn, they’re all sO CUTE. #Can we talk about how realistic this is #it literally
cokeproblem: cokeproblem: TALL BOYS ARE MY GUILTY PLEASURE I am 5’2” so basically this means anyone taller than me
flowury: i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
jasonm44: nudedreamer: when I was younger I always thought that I was weird that I had wide hips because all my friends were thin. I’ve learnt not to compare myself with anyone and that I’m perfectly happy with who I am Your hips are really sexy,
Giraffes Are Taller Than I Am.
pink-vulva: God please prepare my pussy for this dick i am about to receive. let my walls stretch like my 4c hair stretches after a fresh twist out. give me the strength to handle this nigga’s stroke game. let me not turn away from this blessing.
jackohooper: Tell me these eyes are ideal Picking you up from your knees you can stand On your own feet, with your own thoughts My love, i am touched when you can feel that you’re loved like i love you.
He’s the one who tells me he loves me for who I am. He tells me he loves my slightly chubby thighs, because they’re supposed to be that way. He acknowledges that women are supposed to have a higher fat percentage in their bodies, and he still
boobslyn: It’s you. It’ll be you when you piss me off and make me want to scream until my throat is sore. It’ll be you when I’m drunk and don’t remember where I am. It’ll be you when I’m 80 and my hair is gray. It is always going to be
lascivious25: ancillatua: And then again, I miss the way you kiss me like I’m yours. And you know that I am. One answer to an existential question.Kissing.
fliptunas: i dont care if youre 7 there is no way i am letting you win an easter egg hunt welcome to the real world jackass
dabs-and-daddydom: mrssaberhagen: drarry: if i ever stop reblogging this assume I am dead GOD The fuck did I just watch ?
Things that would be nice at 4 am
“my baby” i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am
sexadvicegoddess: sarcasticlittlefuckk: standard I am crying I love this too much
shodobear: stunningpicture: A grape, wearing a raspberry. I am froot.
naked-yogi: I am tired from driving for hours, from being around others, from not spending all of our time wrapped up in bed with one another.
i-am-matticus: havea-nicedaze: c0urtneys: b0mbb: wall-flawer: rip-aaliyah: man, i don’t think i’ll ever get over this picture. Someone please make this a gif with the stars moving or sparkling!! Oh my gosh this is amazing wow No one realizes
mizzjade: I am the kind of tired you can’t sleep away.
I Am a Man
hootbird: this vine is fucking tragic because this is my life right now. i am the green monster.
confusedvantas: disbemyshit:epaulxo:dontblinksherl: davidtennantscompanion: every-bodytrybreathing: trenchcoatlove: forest—faery: decembersoul: life,death,reincarnation,via makeup. THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER WATCHED I am amazed
magentamayhem:i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
crossconnectmag: The Wonderful Art of DyrtTy DerkFine Artist/Illustrator based in Philadelphia, USA“I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it.” ~ P. PicasoPosted by AndrewDon’t forget our Facebook
yukimurasafox:elizabethdgw: losing-it-lovingly:natassjad:oh my gosh i am in tearsBWAHAHAHAHA this is amazing. Yaasss!UNMUTE IT I’m IN TEARS
skin-rivets-tyler: A solar eclipse and the Milky Way seen from the ISSI am practically in tears over how beautiful this image is.same. i promise i teared up a little…. wolfprincess616
One night, I will wake up at three AM And I will roll over Into your arms. You will rub my back Until I fall back to sleep. I will wait for that.
i am destructive and you are / spun sugar
kawrying:so its 2:17 am and my window is open and i burped really loudly and i heard someone yell “what the fuck”
mace-onymous: hellotinyhome:Winter is here, and I am warmer and more comfortable in this little house than I could have imagined. Home.Oh my!How perfect.
piercednipples: Smile! The weekend is there.pvsty:I got out of the shower to take this I was very very happy about a thing Look at my smile I am still happy
it’s 2 am I really should be sleeping instead of walking around in my underwear
not only am I funny but I have nice titties too
siriamardev: 🌟 daughter of the Universe 🌟 • I am because You are •
redbonealien: self-confidence, i’m realizing, is a lot deeper than just thinking i’m beautiful and being free in who i am. it also includes being confident in my decisions and trusting myself to be committed to the things i want to do. to step outside
meabhd: cocoabuttabrown: goaaaldigger: itskyalenotkyle: Hit em with the billy bounce the thick one with the glasses okay Ayeee this is so wavy This is the most hypnotic thing I have every watched @princess–kittyy I am so here for these
loveustarker: babystarker:this fucking gif–Every time I see this gif I get all kinds of ideas about Peter and tony in this setting. Soon as I get some time on my hands, I’ll type something for sure! SOMEONEWRITESOMETHINGPLS
chinajousama: wilde-in-wonerland: fuckyeahchinesefashion: amazing double dance by hao ruoqi ( in blue)and wang xuerou(in red) OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOOD A FEW THINGS ABOUT THIS: the facial expressions the effortless sensuality I AM SO GAY the inexplicable
All I can think about is how in five days I'm going to get a whole night of all the sex I want and I am so excited.
delectably-red: eroticimages: a good portion of which is gone .. but still alive .. as am I .. Bahahahaha! Santa isn’t real 🙁 Neither is tumblr now @delectably-red
Amber and Aura as cute little foxes~ <3
I am the starlight.
Take As Needed For Pain
kuppycake1072: larpie69 kuppycake1072 as am I love
elbbics. How the fuck am I supposed to work with that?
friendly reminder that I am a real life human
I have been watching top ten lists and I am getting annoyed, the latest list was top ten tv bad bads and I didnt like it so I shall give you my list of five (bc obviously people call so much)damon (tvd)klaus (tvd)ryan atwood (oc)sawyer (lost)chuck bass
imagine being so important that time forever is known as ‘before you’ and 'after you’
el oh elll dis boi tryna use scott pilgrim as a way to holla at me on okc lol bye
I made 24 cookies for myself. I ate 4 slices of pizza. I accidentally made my final essay, that I was supposed to blow away, a page short. I turned it in with literally 45 seconds to spare. I am the student my professor told her students not to
Look how cute my fat as fuck kitty is!! Look!
kaiser won’t let me talk to any humans until 7:30am they won’t even give me locations to potentially go to!!!! also snapchat is so confusing. if you post multiple stories and then save it, it’ll save as a video of stories. how does
the truly only bad thing about teaching 6am is waking up 4:30am and sprinting to your car because you think zombie walkers will fucking kill you and in the process spill your mug of tea on yourself as you reach the safety of your car fuck fuCK FUCK FUCK
