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She was ashamed to admit it to herself, but Sadie’s first day as Executive Assistant went exactly how she expected it would.
I’m not even sure if this qualifies as dancing… More like flailing, with a little bit of jumping… I kept my promise as best as I could though! P.S. I honestly filmed this today. I have absolutely no idea why my roommate still has a
potnecker: Pussy muscles in action On loosepussyland I use a lot of terms such as ‘hot dog down a hallway’, ‘bucket cunt’, ‘loose as a goose’, etc. One thing I am fond of is the idea of a cunt so large it is useless for penis. Only good
cru3lnunu5ual: jacktomywife: jacktomywife: takeher69: She let me oil her up finally and as you can see it was worth the wait. My goodness am I lucky man or what?!? Good stuff guys..Babe i am oiling up dat ass this weekend. This inspired me. Going
Early mourning jewelry such as rings and pendants with skeletons or skull and crossbones reflects Memento Mori or As I Am So Shall You Be. The earliest depictions of these items are thought to go back to the late Middle Ages during the virulent plague
pizzaotter: neuroxin: pizzaotter: Oh hello again You look crazy fit in these @pizzaotter Fit as in “in shape” or fit as in “you look fit as fuck mate”
WILL… WILL THE HUMANS LIKE ME?( It’s 10 AM here, I haven’t slept whole night AND I realized….I don’t draw Paps nearly as much as I draw Sans. Gotta draw more Paps! )
I’m gathering from some folks reactions to Spinel’s line in “I Am My Monster” that it’s not common knowledge that flip-flops are also known as thongs lol
As usual, you will notice no difference, but I’m gone this weekend.
omahdon: Comic dub of an Overwatch fancomic by @ephinhell - featuring the voices of @totalspiffage as Widowmaker, and Tiana Camacho as Mercy! “But Tam, WHY do you have a kazoo?” I asked, to which Tamara replied, “Well how else am I going to have
ok y’all I have an inquiry for you! please only respond if you have personal experience being an orthopedic patient. I’ve been considering seeing an orthopedic doctor for my neck pain to see what suggestions for therapy they may have. I am fully aware
(Politics post warning - I am on mobile so I can’t do a cut) Currently registered independent as far as voter registration. I could register republican to vote in the primary against the republican I least want in office, or register democrat to
pokemonmasterkimba: I know this is slightly complex, but it’s worth it! Like the Pokemon one I made before, I tried to make this one as accurate as possible as well. While the birthdays thing isn’t 100% canon, it has been said that most benders are
i hope everyone loves my pink fuzzy robe as much as i do. ;) omgcookiencream.tumblr.com omgcookiencream Ok, I have to start off by saying that I am honored to be getting a submission from you. I have followed you two for a while now, and I always enjoy
I’ve decided that I am rather fond of being referred to as a sexy bastard, especially by someone as wonderful as CC.
Dearest Matty, I am super excited to be submitting to you for my first time!! Although I sleep in the nude, here I am enjoying my quiet time as a cute little bear cub♥ I hope you are having a marvelous time of day!! Your blog is truly one of my favorites
spacemuffinz: unclefather: i don’t read “uwu” as a smiley face in my head i read it as “ooo woo” I don’t make that face without making that sound
So I started wearing concealer under my eyes and suddenly my boss is like oh you look really nice today well rested and jokes on him I’m just as tired as I always am.
askoctavia: Ask Octavia #200 As am I dear asker. As am I… ((I’m so sorry. This is a terrible 200th post. Oh well! Credit goes to Aba from Ask Vinyl and Octavia for ideas, feedback, and sound editing!)) >w<! Oh Vinyl~ <3
I haven’t really done any complete art lately but am trying to kick myself back into gear so have these expression sketches i did the other day
thedosian-cabbage: Tell me what kind of video game NPC you imagine me as. Am I the merchant? Am I the annoying quest-giver who makes you go pet all the cats in town for 20 XP? What am I?
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gang-vocals: I got tagged by @jaffajamjam for the stop-drop-and-selfie thing. Lazy morning in bed because there’s snow outside. Not tagging anyone bc I’m shy as heck. What about all the boys you been flirting with?Why not tag them? 😏
thrownoutatsea: everyone please pray for our maknae Jinwoon of 2AM, he was involved in a car accident and will be going into emergency surgery. Please pray for him even if you’re not an I AM we need as much support for him as we can
badenlily:I’m very weak
Am I horny? or am I desperate for human interaction, cuddles and hugs?Who knows?
These last few days have been stormy and cloudy and rainy and wet. I am happiest in this weather. I live for it. I try to be outside during storms as often as I can because the sound of the thunder, the flash of lightning, and the splash of cold rain
the horizon tries, but it’s just not as kind on the eyes
I read Craigslist missed connections partly for amusement and partly to see if I’m as popular in the real world as I think I am.
rererereree: i break my own heart by expecting people to be as attached to me as i am to them
girl4pay:remember when you were 16 and if you slept past 10 am adults would act like you had murdered someone or were dying
sherlockedforwho: benedizzle-cumberwubwubwub: i-am-fangirl-here-me-squeel: alldolleddown: iamsofreakingfetch: And it’s always the same 2 blue eyes comparisons. The ocean or the sky. Like come on at least be creative. His eyes were as blue as the
tartkumi: its been 8 years and im still crying
iamsilentwolf: datpastaasylum: ana280: I don’t know who I relate more to. I am both Yeah, I am too
websurfer1994: me: *overestimates the length of a yellow light and completely 100% runs a red light* me while driving away: I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN
nonbinary-shinji: I hate that I just get random impulses to apologize. What am I apologizing for? I have no fucking idea but I sure as hell am sorry.
bywandandsword:I want to reach Link levels of androgyny. Am I a boy? Am I a girl? Am I something else? Who knows, but there’s 90% chance I’m carrying a sword and doing magic with music in the woods
falloutconfessions: “When I found Matthews Animal Husbandry farm and finished reading the diary entries, I ran into the burned house and dragged out the skeleton. I then covered him in flowers and other plants and left a Toy Dino as his headstone;
frogsandcrowns:Am i a cool plant blogger yet? Reblogging for the anon- me dancing with cacti.
My legs are sore as fuck my throat is killing me I am sunburned this paint won’t come off my legs I am so tired I could sleep for days but I would do it all over again in a heart beat .
lifeinpoetry: I realize that being a woman is a lot like being a planet—I can’t decide what my gravity attracts. I am as helpless as I am powerful. I am very powerful. — Rita Feinstein, from Life on Dodge
am i mean for putting those stupid like my status things on fb as my status then deleting them when weird strangers start to like them? LOL.
calleo: i-am-a-mushroom: i-am-a-mushroom: i-am-a-mushroom: i-am-a-mushroom: My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow and it has
captainkirkmccoy: chaffeebicknell: thebutterflysgrave: am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy
ayeshakhurram: I am speechless. I am speechless that two hours away from where I live, over a hundred and forty children have died. I am speechless. My brothers, my sisters. They aren’t with us anymore, and I am speechless. I can’t tell you how much
As horrible as it is but the end of a relationship always makes my night better especially while I’m drinking. Take that mother fucker.
properfaggot: fraternityrow: all of a sudden I’m a huge hockey fan :) As am I. As am I.
I am the starlight.
cummbunny: everyone underestimates how kinky I am
fffricative: the avengers: cast I say again I am sick of these motherfucking pic posts, without my motherfucking face in.
laruine88: All I publish, I publish 4 you! Because you’re as real as I am! … Do me a favour: stay as real as am 😉😏❤️ #noneedforhashtags
As it happens I might just have ordered a pink NUB V3 micro chastity cage 🤐
I am their Fury,I am their Patience,I am a Conversation~’
littlebabybird: Glee Personality Swap Rachel as Quinn Santana as Tina Quinn as Rachel Finn as Kurt Dave as Blaine Blaine as Dave Tina as Santana Artie as Brittany Happy Birthday fadrerry! Credit.
insidiousmisandry replied to your post: kyubox replied to your po… it’s funny because you’d think that suguru is to yuuki as sachiko is to yuumi, but it’s actually more like suguru is to yuuki as sei is to yumi, which is even more hilarious
I was gonna play revelations as m!corrin so I could marry azura finally butt hen I saw a cutscenes online where Elise hugs you and calls you “big sister” and u know what? … I’m as weak as a wet napkin
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lesbianslovebts:I am proud to be autistic. I would not be me if I were not autistic. At the same time, I am exhausted because of it. I am tired of living in a world that is not made for me and will not accommodate me. I am learning as much as I can about
I am not putting down penises or men. I absolutely love penises and vaginas and every other body part. But when men have their icons set as a close-up photo of their cock, or women have it set as a close-up photo of their vulva, I get no choice and no
