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lzbth: i am FULL of HATE and CEREAL
rubyetc: see also: I’m about to do a huge burp; I’m very drunk and just stood up; I saw a dog; I saw no dogs today so there is no joy; I am on a bus and I need to wee so much
i-am-so-awfully-awkward: looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll: sinnamon roll:
pinkmanjesse: *starts paper the night before its due* *puts a date from several days ago to imply to teachers that i am a diligent student who knows how to manage my time wisely*
skellydun: for someone who rarely does anything, I sure am tired a lot.
anglflw: bumnum: I may be slightly frustrated I am so glad there is an artist who perfectly captured my frustration with message spam.
100% proof i am a plant
niuniente: Am I getting kicked out from this fandom now?
busket: me at 8pm: you know im kind of tired maybe i’ll actually get to bed at a reasonable hour like 10 or 11 or something me at 2 am:
proof i am a grandpa
obligatory-stupid-name: commanderinqueef: help I’ve fallen and am perfectly capable of getting up but refuse to
spermbanker: i am freezing someone please cuddle me or set me on fire either is fine
possiblybpd: loving me must be so fucking hard i am so fucking sorry
bakrua: Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am awake.
unplatziert: my morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired i am
profiting: realizing its 3 am on a school night
waffleducttapedtoadoor: landrykilledyetanotherguy: “Would you go on vacation for 贄,000?” I would take people out at the knees with a baseball bat to get front of the line access to a remote cabin in the woods where no one knows where I am and
fiercefatfeminist: I am a strong supporter of girls complimenting other girls
imanaires: yes i am a triple threat!!! bitter, petty & an emotional mess!!!
skullspeare: blastortoise: I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face. i like you
chandra-nalaar: me at 9 pm: im gonna fix my sleep schedule me at 4 am:
jupiteradepts: me giving affection: oh man i really hope im not like overstepping my boundaries here. what if i make them uncomfortable? do they feel obligated to say thank you? am i going too far and scaring them? what if i’m annoying? me receiving
capacity: i’m am always overwhelmed with emotions for no reason my heart just goes off
ashtronauts: Me: idc what anyone thinks about me, I am myself and I’m not here to please anyone Also me: tries to impress anyone I ever come in contact with.
equalistmako: dreamwurks: equalistmako: [bursts into a random therapist’s office] listen, am I a shy extrovert or an outgoing introvert It’s called ambivert [throws up some finger guns and walks backwards out of the office] okay sweet thanks
tryingmomentarily: my hand is ded i am ded goodnight everybody
unevaluated: me: *about to cry* friend: are u ok? me: of course i am!!!! im 100% fine wow how about you?? if you need anyone to talk to, im here for you!!!
leftboob-enthusiast: “you don’t need to be stressed!” okay but consider this: I am
shubbabang: believe me when i say i am trying OTL
jaclcfrost: what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely
tenpmtofour: icantbelieveitsnotbuffering: coltre: if I could breathe underwater you would never see me again You’d see me 5 minutes later because my foot touched something i am both these people
sadangel2001: WARNING!!!!! do NOT love me!!!! i am a huge disappointment!!’!!?
pastel-chaos: Who I want to be: Who I actually am:
littlepinkstuff: When you’re out being an adult and you’re just like “What am I doing here? I don’t belong here. I’m a kitten. I should be somewhere being loved on and petted.”.
reheals: how is it that i am distracted by everything yet paying attention to nothing
unmoistened: i don’t have a nervous system. i am a nervous system
unsouring: person: *points at leg* why is your leg shaking me: well my pal my buddy I am full of anxiety
gargoyle-gal: im dealing with my shit the way im dealing with it. are my methods unhealthy? yes. are they effective? no. am i going to change what im doing. no
thebagofholding: “man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing
brutereason: I find it fascinating that people who choose not to have children are generally assumed to feel really strongly about not having children (or even to feel really strongly against children, anyone’s children, in general). I am probably
urbancatfitters: *wakes up in my own bed on a regular day* what? is this hell? am I in hell?
vintagebattlestar: i’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because i don’t have any money but i do have Fists and am always angry
harleyhquinn: warrior? Haha no i am a worrier. I worry about everything
nicolerichiecirca2003: listen…i literally dream of being a woman with a skin care routine, that smells good always and eats vegetables but i am a swamp demon and i’m doing what i can with that
phireside: me: i’m not like other girls. other girls are ethereal creatures of magic and i am a piece of shit
thetomska: completeweebtrash: thetomska: ASK ME IF I GIVE A FUCK!!! Do you give a fuck? yes i am deeply affected by the opinions of strangers largely in part to my cripplingly low self esteem and poor mental health thanks for asking
kitfisto: everyone: delete tumblr me: yeah haha! delete tumblr lol me secretly: i am dependent on this site for interaction and validation and would have a crisis if i couldnt use it
shubbabang: i am a calm collected individual
cinnabongene: me, the entire day: oh my god i’m so tired, i can’t wait to go to back to sleep me, at 3 AM:
ginnydear: sometimes i get a little stressed out because i’m living in a part of history that’ll one day be talked about and discussed and papers written and what am i doing? what have i done? laundry, barely
generalgrieevous: Me at 3 PM: Me at 3 AM:
arishako: whenever a site tells me i need to be 18 or older to enter i always go all like “lol yeah sure i’m 18 right yeah” and it takes me a second before i realize oh wait i actually am over 18
paulyoptosaurus: this more accurately represents me than i am willing to admit
whoisdeh: somesketchyshit: ana280: I don’t know who I relate more to. I am literally both these people it happened to me beforedude if you wanna talk to me, talk to mei don’t bitehaha kidding of course I bite, slooowwwwwwlllyyyy and just in
