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phireside: me: i’m not like other girls. other girls are ethereal creatures of magic and i am a piece of shit
maria–reynolds: “Hold the fuck up.” I say. I am the fuck up. Please hold me.
spermbanker: i am freezing someone please cuddle me or set me on fire either is fine
oamisoa: I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am
frostlawyer: Things I Should Be Doing so many Things I Am Not Currently Doing any of that
unmoistened: i don’t have a nervous system. i am a nervous system
knittedbear: i am not real.. i made myself up
jannesinjrv: internets-bests: enter–the–voidd: qualitees: only1600kids: I NEED THIS I found it! My life is COMPLETE I need this! Okay but there is also a FUCK TRUMP one I am dead I have reblogged this so many times but now theres a fuck
alphajade: “i can’t think straight” i say. you laugh along, believing my joke to be solely about the fact that i am gay. little do you realize that in addition to me being gay, my mental illness causes debilitating cognitive distortions. i cannot
bpdgorl:me: *doin anything at all* me: is this okay??? can i do this?? like that?? is it okay to do this like that?? am i doing this right???????
jupiters: me at 9 pm: got a big day tomorrow. better hit the hay me at 2 am:
averagefairy:my favorite version of myself is when i get out of the shower and the mirror is so steamy i am just a blurry mass of color with no identity or defining physical characteristics. she kills it
horribledrawingsofmylife: Wednesday’s am I right
flowerbpd: someone: says something to me in a slightly stern/serious tone me: i am so sorry i know im a horrible person undeserving of love
cruelbby: why dont you guys ever ask me questions. I am inappropriately open and desperate for attention
pliantlouis: me when i accidentally start typing my comments on the post body instead of the tags: oh no that’s not the kind of person i am
katyograd: me walking into my kitchen at 3 am to eat a whole pizza and have a breakdown
xxjustanothertastexx: tormans-space: LMFAO 🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭 I am dead
jupiteradepts: me giving affection: oh man i really hope im not like overstepping my boundaries here. what if i make them uncomfortable? do they feel obligated to say thank you? am i going too far and scaring them? what if i’m annoying? me receiving
i-am-a-fish: I don’t even keep up with the memes anymore I just accept them. When we’re sad we play despacito? Okie dokie.
dollymattel:u ever jst like goin abt ur day bein all responsible n adult-like then Daddy calls u something like “little girl” or “little one” n ur like !!!!!! tht is me!!!! i am the little one !!1! i will be little 4 ever!!!!! pls tell me im
cycomu: last night. drinking from 7 pm to 5 am
bendovalikethat: livinginsperrys: I feel I am sinning for reblogging this … Single greatest picture
lovenlife4me: Being fathers is getting our daughters up at 5:30 am making breakfast getting them dressed for school and putting them on the bus by 6:30 .This is a typical day in our household . It’s not easy but we enjoy every moment and eveny minute
I am always untitled
thinsquids: “are you wearing the-” “the chanel boots? yeah i am”
annehathawillannehathaway: “are you wearing the-” “the chanel boots? yeah i am”
subtilitas: Livio Vacchini & Silvia Gmür - 3 houses, Beinwil am See 1998. Photos © Vaclav Sedy.
insufficientdata:@norafox y u up this late???I don’t know :c I’m hungover as fuck though
peakxperience: “I do understand times are tough,” the cable tech intones, sterile CSR timbre bizarrely unmoved… as am l…
I caved and got tickets to see the Arctic Monkeys in Paris in november. I AM SO EXCITED.
This Book of Hours, referred to as the Black Hours, is one of a small handful of manuscripts written and illuminated on vellum that is stained or painted black. The result is quite arresting. The solid black background is utilized to great advantage,
luv2bslappedaround: justafag: damienxazure: The top is clearly enjoying himself (as am I watching him enjoy himself) Don’t worry fag, you’re next. So proud too….THAT’S HOW you slap fag ass!
the-perks-of-eating-pussy: people who are super cute and dorky but also secretly kinky as fuck are very important
UGH I AM SO BORED
elanra: by steel-chocolate!!! She did this for me!! FOR ME!! I LOVE YOU!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! YOU ARE AWESOME!! SOMEONE TEACH ME JAPANESE! I WANNA RAIN DOWN COMPLIMENTS ON HER!! She is awesome as ever ^^ it is just one hell of a perfection *г*
princessmissy56: Looking forward to this again !!!!! @androus-blue As am I @princessmissy56 😀
plaingold: Even as you’re self-improving, cocooning yourself and waiting to erupt, making better beauty, fashion, friendship choices, you’re still enough. It’s so tempting to condemn yourself now with that future goal of becoming more palatable,
she lived by the week. each second blew away like a grain of sand and each minute passed one after the other as if on a race. every hour she would scramble to finish task after task, but they only seemed to duplicate. she wanted to rest. count the
malinerd: Tag yourself as an egg I’m scrambo
burberrybushbaby: how the fuck am i supposed to make life decisions i’m not even sure i want to be alive
herboobsaregreat: She’s having a great time on St Barts, as am I…
dragonpajamas:*puts the difficulty on easy because I know who I am and I enjoy having fun*
cactsus: i literally don’t even wanna be a hoe i love hoe culture but i am simply an ally
infinitiy: i am a HOE for pens/notebooks/highlighters/pencils/school supply shit
sonypraystation: i really am a “text me if you need something” person. like unless i have something specific to talk about, i don’t usually initiate a conversation. if you wanna talk just to talk then im all here but dont take me not hittin you
findbeautyinyourbones: findbeautyinyourbones: “It’s 10 am and I’m ready for lunch”, a story by me. “I just ate 20 minutes ago and I’m already thinking about dinner”, another story by me.
ravenclawssaywhat: this-is-horrorwood: hey-how-ya-doing: oomshi: do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely do i like you or do i like that you like me do I like you or do I like the idea of you do i want to be in a relationship or do i just
disgustinghuman: conceptualsolitude: concept: me, eating strawberries and peaches on a hillside where i am far from everything i know.
louises-belcher: I am a huge fan of space, both outer and personal
stability: im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason
phlayva:The law of attraction is so real. I swear, once you establish yourself as powerful, or strong, or independent, or business minded, people like you will flock your way out of nowhere. And it’s just the universe reminding you that when you can
adulthoodisokay:I am here for Ted Cruz’s college roommate constantly dragging him on Twitter.
bossedgirls:do you like my skirt sir, its for you as am I
Thoughts Delicious as Bacon-Wrapped Filet Mignon
yetikid: i made my dad dress up as a ghost for my art project [dont delete my caption]
i-am-an-assbutt-of-the-lord: wwhatevver-ampora: lesbianathogwarts: bashdoard: fuckyeah-bill: Promoing at the beach Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were
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