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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lu771j9xMP4 My loneliness is killing me…I must confess I still believe you are my GOD. When i look at you I lose my mind. So give me a loooser sign…and tease me baby, one more time!
weavemama: me: *on my laptop* windows: *having a nervous meltdown* ARE YOU GONNA UPDATE YOUR COMPUTER????WHEN ARE YOU GONNA UPDATE????? TODAY AT 7:00 PM????? TOMORROW AT 5:50 AM??????? CAN YOU DO IT NOW????? MAKE A DECISION IMMEDIATELY OR GOD SO HELP
temporaldecay: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: counterpunches: Oh my god, the nuclear launch code from 1962 - 1977 was 00000. for every missile launch on a US base OH MY GOD UNITED STATES we’re so sorry Oh my god, America, how are you even a country.
masturbatewithacheesegrater: it’s literally painful watching other people use the internet like oh god why are you using internet explorer no you dont have to double click everything why are you typing google.com into the google search bar oh my fucking
kalliat: perksofjlaw: Can we talk about how she goes from this to Les Mis? wHAT ARE YOU TELLING ME SHE’S COSETTE NO WAY OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I JUST MADE THE WEIRDEST NOUSE WHAT THE FUCK
overthemistymountainsliesadragon: fayethesuccubus: petrpetrpuckeater: myresin: thatsnicebutimmarried: The life of a pet owner: “What are you eating? OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU EATING???” “Come back here with whatever you’re eating!”
overthemistymountainsliesadragon: fayethesuccubus: petrpetrpuckeater: myresin: thatsnicebutimmarried: The life of a pet owner: “What are you eating? OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU EATING???” “Come back here with whatever you’re eating!” “Don’t
And now people know what my holy artifacts are. That’s right, all penises are what you need to worship if you believe in me. Vaginas if you worship my female counterpart.
sketchysecchiscribbles: god-of-debauchery: sketchysecchiscribbles: god-of-debauchery: sketchysecchiscribbles: I’m sorry. What for? Being me. Never be sorry for that Why? Because you are awesome
samus-san: god-of-debauchery: samus-san: god-of-debauchery i really think you are the powerfull enough to fuck a knight like me in this and a lots of positions more ❤️ Well, I know things that would make a prostitute blush and a certain goddess
papermoon2: 進撃の by カンピロ
fuckingjongdae: oH MY GOD LOOK AT CHEN RIGHT AT THE BEGININING HES LIKE Senpai senpai what are you doing senpai why don’t you ever hug me like that senpai why are you paying attention to him instead of me
yummum109: “Mathers Street uh…you need to go past Third Street and take a left at Uh…what on earth are you doing?”Sorry i just couldnt resist ..i mean, your fucking tits are incredibleOh erm excuse me …..ooh god if anyone saw you young manOh
kanami-yuuta: natsubutt: Are you serious, Mom? Are you FUCKING SERIOUS?! I JUST SAT DOWN, READY TO SPEND MY DAY JUST SCROLLING THROUGH TUMBLR COZ GOD FORBID I DO ANY WORK AROUND HERE AND YOU’RE TELLING ME I HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE?! FUCKING NO. NO. CAN
tricias-captions: “Oh my god, Emma…what are you doing? Oh, oh. No one’s ever. Oh I can’t believe how good that feels. Oh, god, Emma, god, please don’t stop. Emma. Fucking Emma!”
whaley-nauti: dabby-gabby420: kennedychaos: kennedy-gifs: DAMN if there’s anyone who doesn’t reblog this gif every time you see it then who are you & what are you doing here Life. OH MY GOD HE’S PERFECT AHH
kimmybabygirl4deepbreeding: We met at local bar and he approached me before I even found a place to sit. “Are you Kimmy?”“Yes. Are you Paul?” “Yeah. My God, you’re even more beautiful then your picture.” We hugged and he held on to me
poc99: poc99: kingofclouds: <3 My god you are one stunning man Where are you at. My hell would love to meet you. Ever been to Idaho. I love your pics
yummum109: “Mathers Street uh…you need to go past Third Street and take a left at Uh…what on earth are you doing?” Sorry i just couldnt resist ..i mean, your fucking tits are incredible Oh erm excuse me …..ooh god if anyone saw you young man
overthemistymountainsliesadragon:fayethesuccubus: petrpetrpuckeater: myresin: thatsnicebutimmarried: The life of a pet owner: “What are you eating? OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU EATING???” “Come back here with whatever you’re eating!” “Don’t
scratchdeleuze:honestly special shoutout to people who are scared of bugs but trying to recognize their inherent value as living creaturesIf you look at bugs and your thoughts are “oh my god you scare me so much but you didn’t actually do anything
bohemianrhapsodaisychains: writing-prompt-s: Anyone not married by age 25 gets a spouse assigned to them by the government. You are fine with that: most matches are a success and it’s less effort for you. But it’s your wedding day and you’ve just
kitarcane: femgineer: thegoddamazon: wweird: OH NO ARE YOU A TINY SNAKE THE SIZE OF A BLACKBERRY! YOU ARE A TINY SNAKE THE SIZE OF A BLACKBERRY OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS LOOK AT YOU OH MY GOD In fairness that’s a pretty big blackberry. …..OJ?!
mostly10: porrn: Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
spritemix-a-lot replied to your post: are you dating synn or crown or something? o: SHE’S DATING ME, OH MY GOD ANON. YOU’RE NOT HELPING synnesai replied to your post: are you dating synn or crown or something? o: well im hate fucking harumi
its literally painful watching other people use the internet like oh god why are you using internet explorer no you dont have to double click everything why are you typing google.com into the google search bar oh my fucking christ step away from the
shaebertoothtiger: me: (says i havent seen a certain movie) everyone around me: oh my god. are you even human? youre not even an american child. you offended my entire existence. how are you real. what the Fuck
