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You haven’t added Raven Le Faye yet? My god, what are you waiting for? ravenlefaye: Shot in Golden Gate Park :-p Photographer: Brett Michael NelsonModel/Hair/MUA: Raven Le Faye Please “like” me on facebook!
I never thought I’d be able to draw one of these things but god knows it’s long overdue so here it is, an actual kiriban post! As of 10/28/13 over 1200 people followed this weirdo! Thank you guys so much for keeping up with my shenanigans
You are up against god. AND I AM THE GOD.
Are you interested in being an organ donor? My mother is in need of a kidney and her blood type is O . If you are not O than please share this with anybody with this blood type. I ask you all to please be a servant of God and help a fellow human being
GOD HE LOOKS SO POLITE “oh is this for me? really? are you sure?” “well okay if you insist. i hope i’m not taking too big of bites i know some people think that’s not gentlemanly” “oh this is really delicious, thank you so much i mean
YOU CAN’T CLIMB UP THE WALLS, CHAIR. YOU’RE A CHAIR. YOU ARE AN INATIMATE OBJECT MADE FOR ELEVATED SITTING, NOT SPIDERMAN… CHAIR, YOU’RE DRUNK. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU CHAIR, GOD. FUCK YA’LL I WANT THIS CHAIR. CHAIR, DON’T
So I was on the thread as always and someone posted this, I swear to god I can’t stop giggling, whoever you are, thanks for the laugh! Edited by Tiger_Millionaire <—-Thanks!
merwild: Neji and Hinata. We easily forget that they are kids because they are so badass!
You ever just get left by someone suddenly and then you are kinda pissed at them thinking “omg why did they leave me so suddenly, like you should only do that to people who are abusive and really awfu- ohwaitiwasafuckingpileofshitdon’tmindme” Still
capts-muthafucking-sidekick: cartnsncreal: I wonder, do gay people fantasize about going back in time or are they just like us where the present really is the best we’ve got? As a black gay man… the present is the best we’ve got.
God FUCKING. I love when someone leans in close like they’re all buddy-buddy, and I PHYSICALLY MOVE FURTHER AWAY FROM THEM, and they don’t get the memo and fucking touch me anyway.
doujinshi: concept: me watching food network with you at 3 am, wondering who will get chopped next. the dogs are sleeping at our feet and we’re drinking hot apple cider. it’s winter and it’s just cold enough to share a blanket with you.
And when you have waited—-has it made you sure?
god i know you're not there, and if you are you're just laughing your ass off. but anyway, i gotta talk to you real for a second
straightboyfriend: straightboyfriend: id rather die than talk to one of those ppl who are like “you took 20 minutes to text me? well IM gonna take 40 minutes to text you thats what you get for ignoring me” people who are tagging this with “#im
Alright, koreans. You are officially SADISTIC CRUEL BASTARDS. Now I know what drops the Agent Katar. Now I know. My reaction? If people didn’t get it yet - FUCK YOU KRO. IN PRE-RE, YOU MADE ME RUN AFTER HIM IN HOPES OF GETTING A SPECIALTY
davidrazi: roachpatrol: vintar: i’ve found my new favourite author SPACE RAPTOR BUTT INVASION THESE ARE REALTHIS EXISTSWHY AREN’T I PUBLISHING BOOKSKIDS YOU CAN BE ANYTHINGCHUCK TINGLE YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
YOU CAN’T CLIMB UP THE WALLS, CHAIR. YOU’RE A CHAIR. YOU ARE AN INATIMATE OBJECT MADE FOR ELEVATED SITTING, NOT SPIDERMAN… CHAIR, YOU’RE DRUNK. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU CHAIR, GOD. FUCK YA’LL I WANT THIS CHAIR. CHAIR, DON’T LET
cnoonr:this is astounding. it’s the polar opposite of what rick roll is, and yet you still feel rick roll’d because you ended up with something that you didn’t expect and are slightly frustrated by. truly a great twist on a classic meme, we have
god-of-concupiscence: @god-of-debauchery and @rogue-of-debauchery Foxes ARE my favorite you know
god-of-role-playing: Happy spring equinox everyone, and welcome to this once a year event. Here are the rules to the event. 1: find a picture of an easter egg that you like or make one yourself. 2: send me the picture along with a list of your favorite
durbikins: The Rebuild of Tumblr series Tumblr 1.0: You Can (Not) See Notes Tumblr 2.0: You Can (Not) Post Tumblr 3.0: You Can (Not) Reblog Tumblr 4.0: Your Posts Are (Not) Your’s
you ever see a pair of thighs so nice/thick and you just hafta stop b/c like dayum.
Are they similar? Those two students…to Shouyou? Not really. One of them seeks to protect what Shouyo left behind and the other seeks to destroy what he left. However, they were the same, they both had eyes full of sadness. Gintama - Ikkoku Keisei
shinmadoka: Relationships in Harvest Moon are somewhat weird. Like, imagine if a dude came to your house everyday just to give you an egg. Just one egg. So you slowly fall in love with the egg dude. And end up marrying him. Because he gave you eggs
God bless the friends who introduce you to their friends. Their the real MVPs
ostracizedpoodle: paradisaic: ostracizedpoodle: basketballs smell gross go to hell?? why are you defending the smell of a ball
this is a game of "who the heck are you?"
kagome28: Dibujado por: らずべー Nunca me cansare de esto… El gran Titan Nezumi… Y por dios, su trasero..!! W(`0`)W I never tire of this … The great Titan Nezumi … And by god, his ass ..!, W (`0`) W
ehentalix: jaclcfrost: a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries” and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as
The people that are Anti-God talk more about God than those who do believe. If someone gets by by believing that there's someone up there to help them then really whats wrong with that and if you don't believe that's your business too. Feel free to tell
Easter is on 4/20 this year. Are you gonna blaze it, or praise it?
happywater: are you there god??? its me hornygirl420
midteencrises: are you there god??? its me hornygirl420
quietlyexhale: Whites: slavery was like 700 years ago. It’s not relevant anymore, stop bringing it up! Whites: Are you really ignoring that the Vikings had dreadlocks in the 11th century??
SEX, BLOOD, ROCK 'N ROLL
sexonshift: #sexynurse #scrubs #onoff Phew how hot and sexy are you😛my god💥🔥
lasagnababy: teacher: why are you late? me:
"Where are you from?" A simple, yet offensive question.
mostly10: dean gifset per episode - 402 : are you there, god? it’s me, dean winchester◄ ep 401 | all | ep 403 ►
Smiling Dean appreciation post. 4.02 Are You There, God? It’s Me, Dean Winchester.
GOD BLESSED US WITH BRUNO MARS BE GRATEFUL FOR HIS EXISTENCE BRUNO MARS IS A GIFT FROM HEAVEN
oh my god im watching my usual my late night children cartoons as always AND THEN THIS COMMERCIAL HAPPENS AND IM LAUGHING SO HARD
unclefather: Are you there, God? Yeah, it’s me again. Quick question. Am I a thot?
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cravehiminallways212: Are you coming…? 💋
unflippinbelieveable: “How old are you?…”
pearlmxthxst:Pearl: “Amethyst, how is the most beautiful person in the world doing today?” Amethyst: “I don’t know, how are you–” Garnet, from the other side of the room: “I’m doing great thanks for asking.”
You’re not overweight if those are your thoughts ,god made you for me,darling. You’re perfect
ipoog: ollivandur: ipoog: godheadcomplex: imagine logan lerman as john egbert though god bless america
oh my god Avatar strikes back
I googled your most recent picture of Karkat, this is what I found. oh my god hahah Karkat is actually a shoe
lionsatbay: Are you there God? It’s me, Rihanna.
god damn i’m paranoid now that when i draw some su again the assholes who demanded it from me and told me to drop the ponies & whatever else just to cater to what they wanted are all gonna think i’m doing it for themi’m notto anyone who’s
beroberos: Asami likes you as you are Korra, you don’t need to be taller ;D and I know sometimes it’s hard to tell, but I really do like Mako.
J F C THAT EP GOD…………. I LOVE EM////
SHE SOUNDS SO MUCH BETTER OHMy GOd LUKAAA
severa said “are you being straight with me?” to amiibo!lucina i am fucking dying
