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makemedum: I had a couple requests to label myself a drunk whore and this is the best i could do b/c yea writing is hard even when im sober. Now im drunking vodka and finishing another joint! Getting dummer by the minute. “Dumb Drunk Whore."Â
“Well, it’s your birthday… your wife left you last week and you have to live with Ted and I. I just figured you could use a happy moment, so I thought I’d bring some tea (okay, it’s vodka) in a, uh… memorable fashion?
promiscuouscouple: “YESSSS BITCH! CHOKE ON DADDYS COCK! The night started with a dinner date…. Than we ended up going to the local bowling alley and drinking quiteeee a few vodka lemonades, which inevitably lead to us playing darts….AND THAT ended
crinzx: The Muse don’t keep bankers hours and hids in Vodka. 2:48AM Don’t expect much of this. And its scrap 3:15AM
squiring: vodka-sex-and-smoke: Finally made my squirting video. ;) It’s not the best quality, and I apologize for that. But this is for getting me to 3k! Without all of you I wouldn’t be as confident (or sexually frustrated ;)) Hope yall enjoy!
satinsilhouettes: crack-a—smile: crystallized-codeine: cocaine-tears-fall: i don’t do drugs. i am a drug ** acid,vodka, and grunge †Magic and Grunge†
magalomania: If you squint, you’ll see a zebra cup. In that cup is a gnarly concoction of Budgens vodka and passionfruit juice. I purchased those items after being dropped off by an older man that started talking to me at the gym. He was nice and
narcotic-thoughts: a-little-losss-of-innocence: crystallized-codeine: pand-whora: Young Blood | via Tumblr on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/68182233 acid,vodka, and grunge ♡ W O N D E R L A N D ♡ ☾✞SOFT GRUNGE AND MODEL BLOG ✞☽
epic-whitegirls: sandyc4fun:Close up of my ass for you fuckers. I’m up for some anal tonight! Drinking Tito’s vodka and horny as fuck! dayum Sandy…I’d love to have a few drinks and then get up in that booty
Woke up this morning burping vodka after an evening full of shots, rail, beers, and weed WITHOUT MY PHONE! I was devastated. And then found it in my boy’s whip. Regardless, I was glad I had this app. It’s awesome!
naughtynicegirl69: Whoops and I am not taking about the two escaped nipples…hehe…somehow I scheduled this on my queue wrong! I may have been slightly effected by the vodka and tonics…lol!:D I hope you have a beautiful wonderful fantastic great
ccmcpheally: vodka-sex-and-smoke: Finally made my squirting video. ;) It’s not the best quality, and I apologize for that. But this is for getting me to 3k! Without all of you I wouldn’t be as confident (or sexually frustrated ;)) Hope yall enjoy!
since I gave up beer and drinking during the week, I’ve lost 5 pounds. and that’s like… wild. I didn’t even drink THAT much. maybe 3 beers once or twice a week, a vodka seltzer almost every night though. It became part of my routine, when
We spent the weekend at a natural hot springs, it’s was so nice and relaxing to not have a care in the world, except for my drinking becoming empty. Vodka tonics, jack and coke, we had ourselves a grand time! When we finally left (hubby was the
saltymoms: I love how marvel portrays Thor and Loki as brothers but in Norse mythology Loki’s more like Thor’s drunk uncle that no one invited to the family picnic but showed up anyway with three bottles of vodka and then murders some one when they
wonnderr-lusttt: looow-tus: undftdaniel: defend-sissy-boy-emo: jadelyn: holypuckingcow: abbysetcetera: Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. and mixing them with vodka At
holypuckingcow: abbysetcetera: Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. and mixing them with vodka
twerkinbaby69: theheatofthesouth: 1. First cut up some strawberries and soak em in vodka for as long as you can bear to wait (if you do it overnight it’s even better) 2. Then add some lemonade. 3. Stir and serve with mint. 4. Be drunk. LOOK AT
bookiesbooty: weirdnwise: Don’t cheat on people, because the rest of their fucking life at 1am or when vodka fills their veins all they’re going to wonder is why the hell they weren’t enough for you and it will slowly tear them apart, and just
punkukulele: fuck-fuenciado: facts-i-just-made-up: A Long Island Iced Bee Made with Vodka, Gin, Tequila, Rum, and LIVE BEES. The Long Island Iced Bee is becoming popular in college towns across America despite its noxious odor and the intense throat
secretdaddy: She knew it was the vodka talking as she purred to them how horny she’d become. They knew it too, and one knowing glance between them was all it took. Maybe this night wouldn’t be a regular thing for her.; and if so she was determined
abomasnow: imho one of the best revelations you can come to is “this is just what i look like” ….. like ugly/pretty is subjective the truth is this is the face and the visage you’ve been granted just roll with it and drink some vodka
doctor-anfelo: Bara logic #21 “barely legal” btw if you think this offensive to you , you probably need some fresh air and a glass of vodka , go out and have some fun
urieking: urieking: my biggest secret is one time at a party i scared the shit out of everyone by chugging a whole bottle of vodka and everyone was scared as shit and just screaming at me to stop because i hadn’t really drank that much before and
atalantapendrag: actuallyclintbarton: when we’re drunk, @taibhsearachd and i keep talking about doing a podcast. like drunk history, but for folklore and comic book plotlines. just imagine two nerdy-ass lesbians doing vodka shots and alternately
theschulke: dialupmodem: tallerantleft: wondrousworld: So my roommate (girl) bought this vodka?? and me (guy) and my other roommate (guy) poured a glass and have just been staring at it for a good 10 minutes idk what is this glitter fuckery I don’t
tj-593: b4rr3nguy: tj-593: @alchemicreaction and I went to a bar last night and all we did was speak about how much boys suck and that we’d never settle, while sipping on our Ŭ vodka sodas. Gay culture? 🤔🤔🤔🤔 Precisely. I feel like
hopefor-thehopeless:you’re probably going to dance with another girl who will taste like fresh picked strawberries and smell like flowers blossom in her hair and you’re probably going to choke down 5 shots of straight vodka and get the thought of
ebabiuk1994: My son and I got very drunk and he confessed he loved my tits. At first I was embarrassed but a few vodkas later and I found myself lap dancing for him.
thanos-the-rad-titan: pizzaback: tallerantleft: wondrousworld: So my roommate (girl) bought this vodka?? and me (guy) and my other roommate (guy) poured a glass and have just been staring at it for a good 10 minutes idk what is this glitter fuckery
dialupmodem: tallerantleft: wondrousworld: So my roommate (girl) bought this vodka?? and me (guy) and my other roommate (guy) poured a glass and have just been staring at it for a good 10 minutes idk what is this glitter fuckery I don’t wanna drink
savanitabonita: hopefor-thehopeless: you’re probably going to dance with another girl who will taste like fresh picked strawberries and smell like flowers blossom in her hair and you’re probably going to choke down 5 shots of straight vodka and
ourspacebetween: ….and puppies and cupcakes…and wine….vodka…
urieking:my biggest secret is one time at a party i scared the shit out of everyone by chugging a whole bottle of vodka and everyone was scared as shit and just screaming at me to stop because i hadn’t really drank that much before and when i was
adrianandshane: VALENTINES: Shane was studying at the Glasgow School Of Art and I was living in Ireland when we met. On a cold Valentines weekend, I flew to Glasgow to visit him and we got VERY drunk on vodka and began painting. We didn’t discuss what
a-warholic: scotchtapeofficial: tallerantleft: wondrousworld: So my roommate (girl) bought this vodka?? and me (guy) and my other roommate (guy) poured a glass and have just been staring at it for a good 10 minutes idk what is this glitter fuckery I
lesbyoni: missmeanest: bangays: qoa: pussylipgloss: me and strawberry lemonade svedka me with patron silver tbh tbh strawberitas Screwdrivers Beer and cheap vodka 🤮 >_< Me and catuaba
hopefor-thehopeless: you’re probably going to dance with another girl who will taste like fresh picked strawberries and smell like flowers blossom in her hair and you’re probably going to choke down 5 shots of straight vodka and get the thought of
Lucienne Bloch, Frida biting her necklace, New York, 1933 “We went to a Spanish restaurant and had a kind of strong stuff like Vodka which one drinks with lemon and salt. We acted most crazy. It was a fine afternoon and cheered Frida up.”
Ok so I’m back from Spain and I’d love to sit here and blog about how fab drinking 10 litres of vodka and god knows how many bottles of beer was but it’s gay pride in Dublin tonight so I’m going out to get some dick. BYE EVERYONE
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. and mixing them with vodka At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed. And
