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robmacwizard: I drunk vodka and pissed in my pants. It’s my first drunk pissing. It was so cool, and I’m still drunk, and I’m sitting in wet pants
dylan-my-vodka: whitedenial-ontrial: dylan-my-vodka: Journal entry. Dylan Klebold. Why are we quoting this fucker? Because it’s a free country and I’ll do what I want, asshole. THAT’S why. Sigh … Let your mind rest now dyl
jabbaxx: vodka-sex-and-smoke: Part 1 of 2 Get me to 5k and you get to see him finish on my face and in my mouth. ;) Mmmmm
sarahxwritesstuff: My son and I got very drunk and he confessed he loved my tits. At first I was embarrassed but a few vodkas later and I found myself lap dancing for him.
blazedbarebackbarbie: She tried to dance for him, and strip her underwear off, all sexy like, but the vodka finally overcame the red bull it had been mixed with all nite, and her legs betrayed her and she fell over. It took her a minute to figure out
merylljenn: jjaydef: justintoyosato: estellechoe: janeee: melisssachon: flaviorcione: beehveeh: Skittles Vodka (with instructions) 1. Separate your skittles into colours2. Mix 60 skittles and approx. 180mL vodka in empty water bottles3. Shake
When you meet that confident looking hot guy & go for coffee. Then you realize he’s not confident, he’s arrogant, cocky and completely self absorbed. Now, I’m home with Vodka and my Fleshjack and having a much nicer evening.
We were heading to Rome in a night train, we had a bottle of vodka and a room for ourselves. I start sucking Paolo’s big cock and ride him cowgirl, you can see how creamy my pussy is. We fuck in every position and then Paolo shoots his big load on
moshita: Scientists Create the Face of Crystal Skull Vodka From a Bottle Crystal Skull vodka is probably known for its distinctive bottle. Forensic scientists used the bottle as a base and reconstructed its face - straight out of a crime drama!
haiku-robot: dialupmodem: tallerantleft: wondrousworld: So my roommate (girl) bought this vodka?? and me (guy) and my other roommate (guy) poured a glass and have just been staring at it for a good 10 minutes idk what is this glitter fuckery I don’t
driip-drip: I’ve been peeing and peeing all day I had tea this morning and a couple of vodka cokes just now. So it’s like EVERY hour I’m getting a huge sudden urge to go and I get like 10 seconds to unzip my shorts and sit on the toilet before I
Lucienne Bloch, Frida biting her necklace, New York, 1933“We went to a Spanish restaurant and had a kind of strong stuff like Vodka which one drinks with lemon and salt. We acted most crazy. It was a fine afternoon and cheered Frida up.”
xld: I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka The vodka. Followed by rum, gin, tequila, whiskey, bourbon, beer, cocktails and a blowjob. Hugs ain’t enough.
castayel: vodka-and-espresso: fresnel149: This is not a ferret, what is this? A weasel? It’s a stoat. And now I will never be happy until I have one. im gonna die the butt shake in the second GIF and it’s doing an ouroboros in the fourth GIF
hopefor-thehopeless:you’re probably going to dance with another girl who will taste like fresh picked strawberries and smell like flowers blossom in her hair and you’re probably going to choke down 5 shots of straight vodka and get the thought of
savanitabonita: hopefor-thehopeless: you’re probably going to dance with another girl who will taste like fresh picked strawberries and smell like flowers blossom in her hair and you’re probably going to choke down 5 shots of straight vodka and
parliamentrook: moshita: Scientists Create the Face of Crystal Skull Vodka From a Bottle Crystal Skull vodka is probably known for its distinctive bottle. Forensic scientists used the bottle as a base and reconstructed its face - straight out of a
imaginebucky: imagine bucky and steve taking shots of like 100 proof vodka and trying to get DRUNK and steve is totally unaffected but after the 20th shot or something bucky is drunk as fuck and he looks at steve really seriously (while swaying slightly
azirafuck: kept thinking abt how a lot of good omens posters show crowley with a wine glass and aziraphale with a teacup and they really try to show the good boi bad boi vibe but the truth is crowley’s drinking juice and aziraphale’s drinking vodka
sarahreesbrennan: - I know very little about this situation, but ‘We dress in fine clothes and drink the most expensive vodka!’ is a truly amazing and hilarious thing to say, and I may be saying it often.
liveinphoenix: iwanttoknowyouranatomy: liveinphoenix: my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water That’s the biggest fucking waist I have ever heard of r u calling
carlosae88: adailyriot: sebhar: 2nd-star: The Goblet of Fire Ingredients: 1 oz vodka 1 oz blue curacao 3 oz lemonade Splash 151 Pinch of cinnamon Directions: Pour vodka, blue curacao, and lemonade into a goblet-type glass Top with a splash of 151
aspidosecalis: dialupmodem: tallerantleft: wondrousworld: So my roommate (girl) bought this vodka?? and me (guy) and my other roommate (guy) poured a glass and have just been staring at it for a good 10 minutes idk what is this glitter fuckery I don’t
urieking: urieking: my biggest secret is one time at a party i scared the shit out of everyone by chugging a whole bottle of vodka and everyone was scared as shit and just screaming at me to stop because i hadn’t really drank that much before and
scuseplease: Vodka gummy bears. The process: Acquire gummy bears (small ones work best) Fill glass container with vodka/rum/gin Place gummy bears inside Leave for five days Consume and be very merry
dialupmodem: tallerantleft: wondrousworld: So my roommate (girl) bought this vodka?? and me (guy) and my other roommate (guy) poured a glass and have just been staring at it for a good 10 minutes idk what is this glitter fuckery I don’t wanna drink
ecstasy-and-vendetta: Some recent photos. Tonight I’m going to the liquor store I guess to sell the rest of my soul in exchange for vodka. I hate this place and state and everything but what’s new. I dont think I want to go to grad school unless
beingbellabae: jaysfanstu: hotoasislove: Vodka bottle gettin all fresh. Me: Fuck you AND your judgement Dude. Dude: Okay Me: Well, alright. Even a vodka bottle needs a fuck every now and then. I can’t blame you. Get over here. 🍾 Speechless. When
putanursaringonit: starwarsgraphictee: blackness-by-your-side: gay vodka! And for £13, the gayest number and gayest money there is! I’m buying vodka I guess
transumelissa: transumelissa: Some leftover female hormones and testo blockers. I used also provera and spironoclactone and alcohol (vodka) injections into testicles. All together very effective results. I used to hate my testicles until taking
templeofcum: You’re in luck: Looks like Straight Boy had one too many Vodkas and is out cold. Slide in slow and careful, and he’ll never even know … He’s gonna wake up in the morning with one hell of a hangover. Not to mention a POZZED ass.
ichwilljeden: Shots for littles Fun dip shotA nice easy, smooth, and sugary shot that littles who do not enjoy hard liquor can enjoy. Ingredients Vodka(I prefer absolut because it’s an easy and cheap vodka.) Packet of fun dip(choose your favorite
thebohemiancircus: notlostonanadventure: lonelytitties: notlostonanadventure: sneakymedulla: OH MY FUCKING GOD Replace sprite with vodka and you have an afternoon now what commercial freezer you know that can freeze vodka? I hate science so much
liveinphoenix: my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water
dollywaifu: nan-a: coacalin: This vodka looks like a fucking galaxy bye. Ahh I saw this at Walmart and I really want to try it! Walmart sells vodka?
escapekit: Coven Vodka Hired Guns Creative provided the product naming, branding, and packaging design for Coven, a vodka from Arbutus Distillery, Vancouver Island’s newest craft distillery.
wistfuldrop: 18 senior in high school decide to have a small get together with some friends bonfire and cheap vodka type night. End up camping outside because nice weather and all. Few sleeping bags unzipped to use as blankets and we all lay down and
geekscoutcookies: scissorsandthread: Flavour Infused Vodka | Self I’m not a big drinker, but when I do I like to drink something incredibly fruity and sweet… I’m not a classy drinker. So these fruity infused vodkas are right up my alley! The three
Candy CaneIngredients & Measurements: 1.5 oz. Vodka ½ oz. Peppermint Schnapps ½ oz. Creme De Cacao Candy Cane (Crushed) Instructions:Coat the rim of the glass with water and dip into crushed candy canes. Add vodka, schnapps, and creme
liveinphoenix: iwanttoknowyouranatomy: liveinphoenix: my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water That’s the biggest waist I have ever heard of r u calling me fat
punknursejoy:rox-and-prose:squeebers42:rox-and-prose:Okay so since I’m in a mood to actually tell it, does anyone want to hear the story of the most questionable vodka I’ve ever had?Yes. Tell me the tale of the forbidden vodka.Okay before I begin,
manastar: jonnovstheinternet: In Romania they have box Vodka. It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw. They have this in Japan too except it’s not vodka, but sake. It’s called Onikoroshi (which means “devil-killer”) and is usually
nirvana-lust-offical: DRINKING VODKA SMOOTHIES AND HOPING FOR A FUN FREAKY NIGHT! ANIME AND CHILL?! (ONE PIECE, DRAGON BALL SUPER, AND BAKI ARE WHAT I’M WATCHING AT THE MOMENT) FOLLOW THE LINKS BELOW AND SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNELS AND SITE! NEVER MISS
tea-nd-vodka: k1ngkongnutz: tea-nd-vodka: I gotta start keeping a vibrator in my car. She is throbbing today for some reason 😻💦 Damn she is the one and this is my fav video #reblog #followhershewontletyoudown 😉😉
powerburial: nicedad69: jonnovstheinternet: In Romania they have box Vodka. It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw. good god imagine just rocketing all of that you’d get ffffucked boxed vodka seems very relaxing. just imagine grabbin 2
urbvn-vodka: takemeto-virginia: spencer-reid-is-my-life:There’s Matthew Gray Gubler…and then there’s Matthew Gray Gubler…And I think that’s beautiful urbvn-vodka LOOK AT HIM 😍😭 😍🌺❤️❤️❤️❤️
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teenagesoil: I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas. Ummmm…. i may have drank vodka straight from the bottle last Christmas… at 7am.
jugulate: teenagesoil: I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas. Ummmm…. i may have drank vodka straight from the bottle last Christmas… at 7am.
drinksfordrinkers: Bomb Pop Shots 1/3 oz Sprite 1/3 oz lemon vodka 2/3 oz blue Curacao 2/3 oz grenadine ice Mix the vodka and Sprite in a shaker with some ice to chill it.Strain into glass. Using a bar spoon, very slowly pour the blue Curacao to layer
censwh0re: censwh0re: I better have either a butt or a bottle of vodka in my hand on New Years maybe a butt in one hand and a bottle of vodka in the other
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