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cutest-angel-in-heaven: swede-bloggg: pep95: queenbradbury: omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was
mikemcspooky: Day nine of Drawlloween 2017, and today’s theme is, “Fanged Fiends”. And of COURSE I was gonna draw Vampire Reaper and Vampire Mei for this one!
prettylittlebabydoll: ““Don’t be afraid, Queen, the blood has long run down into the earth. And on the spot where it was spilled, grapevines are growing today.”” — Mikhail Bulgakov, The Master and Margarita (via karamazovska)
trouvervousautrechoseafaire:Many of you ask me if I had another platform and today I decided to make you happy. I opened an onlyfans page. on this platform you will find a small video and picture of me to enjoy eating delicious dessert and other food
grimphantom2: tmnt: THE CROSSOVER IS COMING! On March 27th, the 80′s Turtles and today’s Turtles join forces to stop inter-dimensional havoc being wreaked by Krang and the Kraang! This jam-packed episode features 2D and 3D animation, the original
hexterian: mx-rylie: came online today just to say that the guy behind Billy and Mandy drew this and now the meme is full circle good night people not by the creator tho lol XD
wlkng: Today’s your birthday. Or yesterday’s yesterday was. And the idea is that it is startling, how easy the people we once knew can become strangers, how lovers can become nothing. But the even more relevant idea is this, that you are really
differentfacesameman:wolfofthevoid:/// So, ended up working on project today, lots of fun. I made my own Dr. Who ShirtsI did end up ruining one, but learned quite a bit and had fun And this is the front of the second oneAnd this is the backlighting
20 YEARS AGO TODAY |11/24/92| Kool G Rap & DJ Polo released their third and final album, Live And Let Die, on Cold Chillin’ Records.
lady-arryn: get to know me meme: [6/10] movies When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today I’m gonna read
Been sick twice today, mood improved and then sick happened. Wayhey adventure time yeah. I think I have a teensy bit of possible food poisoning from some badly thought out food choices but all day breakfast sandwiches taste amazing and I was hungry okay??
He he had to go and the bruises are fading. And I am not ready for either to leave me.
Need to do homework…. Too tired and littley to do homework. Can’t I just get cuddles and sleep instead? Stupid professors and their dumb homework. :(
I don’t know what to wear to the Iron Man 3 showing on Monday D: Marvel people are going to be there and I don’t want to embarrass my friend, because he’s interning there and all. Augh, why is this so difficult?
uuuuuuugh the kid that I hate decided to attack the fact that I use my hands today. I just told him to drop it and that I have cultural reasons for it, so stop. To which all his little friends laughed at me. And just…. it pissed me off, because
nothing has been resolved about my group project and everything was super conditional as to what the fuck is going on and I had this weird attack that I could not comprehend anything that was happening so that was great. i also just go an email from one
god fucking dammit I’m just so angry and sad and I don’t know what to do I’m so bad at anger and today is going to be a wash, because of it.
hollonsy: Send me headcanons and I’ll agree or disagree (and probably discuss them with you).
hhhfff I realized today that I keep involuntarily picking at myself. so now I’m covered in little scabs all over my face and cuticles. it’s just. really annoying, because I don’t really catch myself doing it? and then I’m just.
Not too well today, so posts might be slow or infrequent! Not ignoring anyone or leaving you all - just need more sleep and to be nice to myself 💜But please message me and keep me company?
harshwhimsies replied to your post “[[MOR] I honestly feel like I’m not good at anything right now and I…”you’re good at singing and art! also: did you know hell’s has no surcharge or delivery cost (with the right code) today.
skittycatz replied to your post: LAST TIME I CHECK SLEEPING PILLS ARE S…Ohh man that sounds really frustrating, im sorry!Thank you friend and dear god it is! I haven’t been able to sleep properly at night for so long and I’m getting to the ‘I’m
missbunnybun: phantomoftruth: Funny enough, just people masturbating is a bit of a kink of mine, particularly when it comes to MC, and between yesterday’s stress and today’s distractions, I wanted to do something simple. And surprising enough, Sleepymaid
denial-femdom-couple: Sunday orgasm for Queen, tease and denial for slave (after 32 days without release) and nice T-shirt for Tumblr. We started this blog 1 year ago (May 2017) and today we’ve got 10 000 followers. Thank you guys! Hope to break 20
martininamerica: theomeganerd: Bethesda Softworks Announces The Elder Scrolls Online Imperial Edition and Official Online StoreBethesda Softworks, a ZeniMax® Media company, today announced that it will release The Elder Scrolls Online Imperial Edition
missyay: nazerine: excessivecompulsive: nazerine: the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing
micdotcom: One chart says it all about the government and female bodies We’re only halfway through 2014, and state legislators have already introduced a whopping 468 restrictions intended to limit, control or otherwise regulate women’s reproductive
blliepiper: Doctor Who AU: The Doctor returns to Bad Wolf Bay to find he and Rose have a son.
catsbeaversandducks: The Incredible Nursing Cat Rademenesa was diagnosed with an inflamed respiratory tract when he was 2 months old. He survived the ordeal and now lives at the animal shelter and keeps other sick animals company and tries to nurse them
bootycap: bootycap: bootycap: buddy cop romcom starring chris evans and tom hardy finding an abandoned puppy at a crime scene and they fight over who has to take care of it only they both end up falling in love with it and then they fight over who
jenndoesnotcare: octobones: tonysharktrek: aarongodgers: mrsfreddykrueger: aarongodgers: 3 separate times today people thought I was much younger than I am. The guy at the movie theater ticket booth when I got the tickets for Deadpool and the two
karendoes: radial-glia: slytherinica: relucant: bemusedlybespectacled: the-archmagister: bemusedlybespectacled: so last week I was walking downtown and a girl leaned out her car window and yelled “YOU LOOK LIKE A PRINCESS” and today a girl
malfxoys: malfxoys: so today a public health official guy came into my class to give a lecture on disaster awareness and he was talking about house fires and mentioned that the reason people most likely die during a house fire is because they refuse
melaninmedicine:Find me in bed, ignoring text messages and scrolling on Tumblr
davidtennantontwitter: David Tennant Daily Photo!An unusual photo of David today
helloitsbees: istandonsnowpiles: It’s thirty… foursixer and Slværtcast I guess oh the weather outside is [REDACTED]
antiandrogen: kramergate: today the barista at Starbucks accidentally gave me a trienta instead of a venti (which was cool cause hey more coffee) and I pointed it out in case she wanted to switch it so she doesn’t get in trouble or something and she
sophie531896273240810891:sophie531896273240810891:sophie531896273240810891:i spent ะ on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like
princehadri: This is my dog, Berkley. He’s a 5 year old Australian Shepherd and my baby. (This picture is a few months old). A few days ago, he started getting sick with some pretty bad diarrhea and today he started vomiting and was unable to keep
archiemcphee: Last month we shared photos of a fantastic Tauntaun rocking horse and today the latest in Star Wars-related rocking horses is this awesome AT-AT Rocker. It was designed and made by Jen Yates, creator of EPBOT and Cakewrecks. Click here
princesssilverglow: I was watching Frybo again today and oh gosh I actually never realised how extremely cute Steven is in this episode! I mean look at that precious little boy in that cute galoshes and that awesome cheeseburger backpack! ♥ Just looking
It was super hot today (for the area) and a lot dryer than normal and it felt so desert (still does, really, because its dark out but still so warm). I actually really love weather like that (so long as I don’t have to walk anywhere, haha). I
I apologize for sounding negative and maybe worrying people unjustly. Honestly, everything will probably work out fine. I do strive to keep my blog positive but its difficult sometimes when I’m already feeling down and stuff like this happens, I
stevencrewniverse:JUST A FEW HOURS AWAY FROM A BRAND NEW EPISODE OF STEVEN UNIVERSE!!!!“Open Book” written and storyboarded by Hilary Florido and Katie Mitroff airs TODAY at 5PMNEW TIME! 5 PM! CHANGE YOUR PLANS ACCORDINGLY!
There was a “Birthstones” category on Jeopardy! today and my little sister was so excited. She was like “we’re going to love this category!” and hi-fived me after all the ones that were SU Gems
spooksdale: today i went to a lecture about eyes/sight and the presenter showed us that scallops actually have a zillion little blue eyes and now i am afraid of scallops (x)(x)
I should really take my own advice and unfollow people who post stuff that upset me or make me uncomfortable, even if its just a personal thing and not, like, a whole big deal where they’re completely in the wrong. But I always feel like I’m overreacting
So I finally got to sleep at about 8am and slept poorly for about 3 hours. Oddly enough I’m really not tired at all, though. I still feel awful but not in quite the same way I was last night. I’m resting and trying to take it easy today with
My little sister was telling me about how there’s this old joke book in her classroom and sometimes during breaks or free reading she and some other kids will sit around and read jokes to each other. So one time one of them read a joke that went
bismuth: Hey guys! As you can read in the image above, Good Smile Company (the company behind the wildly successful and loved Figma and Nendoroid figure lines) has opened up a poll from today (April 22nd) to May 10th to help decide the next Nendoroid
oh also also I learned just now that Natalie Morales uses they (and she) pronouns and it’s like… I don’t, like, require validation for my identity or anything (I largely never care what anyone else is doing lol) BUT I do get a little
dancer-me:I hit 1,600 posts today after joining tumblr in spring 2021 and thought “oouuu what a nice neat number.” It got me thinking - what’s everyone’s post count? Reblog with your post number and maybe when you joined Tumblr?
voodoo-fondue: hf748get9wihq: if you have social anxiety and you made that phone call or put in that resume or told that person they’re funny or woke up today I am so proud of you and even if you didn’t do those things I am still proud of you okay
tea-cuts-and-bruises: tea-cuts-and-bruises: Look at all the cute stuff you’re missing on my premium! Join now to see the striptease I did last night and today’s 5 minute shower show 💦😘 It’s ฤ/month or 贄/life 💕 I accept Google pay,
Day nine of Drawlloween 2017, and today’s theme is, “Fanged Fiends”. And of COURSE I was gonna draw Vampire Reaper and Vampire Mei for this one!
notchicken: THERE’S THIS JAPANESE EXCHANGE STUDENT IN MY MATH CLASS AND HE SITS NEXT TO ME AND TODAY I HAD MY HAND RAISED FOR LIKE 15 MINUTES BUT MY TEACHER DIDNT PICK ON ME SO I SAID “notice me senpai” AND THE JAPANESE EXCHANGE STUDENT TURNS TO
tavidan: arielthenerd: marchingduck: astropolice: pinkcakes-blackcoffee: i remember hearing this when i was a kid and just thinking….. that was the BEST damn insult i had ever heard. and yet its still relevant to today… it’s a lot more
assbutt-in-the-garrison: we-are-all-secretly-dead: I AM FUMING. EVERYONE PLEASE READ AND REBLOG. I’m BEGGING. So as some of you may know, we’ve had my cat for nearly 15 years and today he had to be put down because he had liver failure and he had
we-are-all-secretly-dead: I AM FUMING. EVERYONE PLEASE READ AND REBLOG. I’m BEGGING. So as some of you may know, we’ve had my cat for nearly 15 years and today he had to be put down because he had liver failure and he had ulcers all in his mouth