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transaizawa:I had an interiew today and I found out four hours later I made it to the next round! It’d be a tenured track position so it’d be a permanent home for me so any and all positive vibes would be appreciated! everything sucks and they went
Just posting this because today me and a few friends have a Steven Universe marathon and it was so much fun. I got to make pancakes for the first time in ages and they turned out really good so here is a pic of the together breakfast we made!
mothwizard: me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST
imsirius: Harry doesn’t talk about the war. It wasn’t always that way, and after the war it was all he would speak of, his head on her knees in the yard at the Borrow, tearing grass leaves to shreds. He would recall the battles and the colors and
ntbx: I’m antisocial, yet social. I don’t talk to people first, but when someone talks to me first I’m up for talking to them. Some days I’ll be really talkative and friendly and other days I’m just in my shell like nah today ain’t the day
bemusedlybespectacled: the-archmagister: bemusedlybespectacled: so last week I was walking downtown and a girl leaned out her car window and yelled “YOU LOOK LIKE A PRINCESS” and today a girl walked past me on the sidewalk and said “I love your
My first week on the job, I was on a sting operation. These Irish thugs were smuggling guns and — and cocaine. And I had been a military prosecutor, so I hadn’t handled a gun since basic training. And suddenly, I’m underground in this garage,
I’m having such an off day today, my brain just doesn’t want to think straight and everything is just kind of bleh… I don’t know if I should keep trying to get things done or just give up and just play video games or watch something and just
Someone (telemarketers probably) always calls the home phone in the morning. Like a million times in a row. It just goes on and on for like an hour. I can usually ignore it but I’m sick and cranky today. Why do we even have a landline??
Yo, Steven Universe was one of the questions on today’s Jeopardy!
My cat is so high right nowHe is very anxious and high strung and today two of our other cats went to the groomers and when they come back they smell funny so he attacks and seriously injures my mom (has happened 3 times, almost to the point of having
Dexter’s Mom - Mother’s Day - Cartoon PinUp Happy Mother’s Day :)Been thinking what and who to draw for today, I had Mrs. Incredible, Morticia and Dexter’s Mom sketched out, but decided to go with the latter. After all, she
Marina and the Diamonds - Oh No! A girl walked into my work today and looked just like her. I couldn’t stop looking at her and she saw me, so in order to make it less awkward I told her that I was sorry for staring but she looked like Marina. She
this 1 is for the lovers and the lovers of old school r and b (you know who you are :) ) i wanna take it back aaalll the way back to 1991 classic classic classic listen to all the love songs on the radio today then come back and listen to this
pockytardis: omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there and my brother went outside to sign
infinite-jubilation: today a guy in my class just told us that hes gay and wanted everyone to know because thats who he is. my teacher nodded and told us that if we had any other personal news to share, we should it now, and this really quiet kid stood
coffee-clubbers: my time on tumblr has allowed me to talk to and meet so many lovely and beautiful individuals in my community as well as around the world. and today I want to pay tribute by replicating a photograph of someone very special to me, and
offendwhitedevils:scumbabe:Do you ever just like.. meet somebody, and you both hit it off very well at first, but then you get to know them better, and at the end of it all, you’re just like “I 150% regret meeting you and wish to god that I could
awkwardvagina: i work in a pharmacy and today my ex came in and saw me and then proceeded to ask me if we sold condoms in bulk trying to make me jealous to which i replied “sorry we dont stock extra small” and i think its fair to say i won that round
queenbradbury: omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there and my brother went outside to sign
memorian: Little kids recreating “Honor to Us All”. It is the cutest thing you’ll see today! THEY DO THE GRANDMA! Ok as a Chinese speaker and lover of both Disney Mulan and original Mulan story I have to say:ThisAdaptationIsAMAZING.
modelmylove: Good morning and happy Tuesday beautifuls. We made it through Monday and today I am feeling I need a little heat to break the cold temperatures. My picks are from the VS Very Sexy collection and are the push up bra and v-string panty. Both
seokim: I love when my kitty is all warm and toasty. PS: I missed a comic last week so I’ll post one today and tomorrow.
I just had a saucer fall on my little toe and it’s swelling pretty badly and hurts like heck but I can’t really be upset about it because if my toe hadn’t broken the saucer’s fall it would have shattered and that shit is Royal
joe0787429: tiger-lily-slut: Before this video I have tried countless times to get this thing in. And have always failed, well I’ve been working on it. And today I finally forced it in, and cried. I made a video of myself fucking it, and I cried a
yakdad: there’s a dentist’s office above the starbucks i work at and the doctors come down all the time and today one of them walked in after a group of his coworkers and when they saw him he exclaimed “dentalmen!” and i fuckin lost it
collisionofworlds: The Model - Pt. 2 It’s been a week since our newest model, Simone Avery came to Curves and I couldn’t take her off my mind and she just gets sexier with every photoshoot we do and today we have the lingerie shots and I did the
Look I’m too cute and chubby to be ignored right now. Damnit how am I so horny in the mornings. I just want someone to play with my belly and tell me they want it bigger while they feed me. And now I wanna play but my dove is busy doing good work
This was the welcome note in my church’s booklet for today’s service. I just thought some of you would like to know that the true message of Christianity is one of love and acceptance.
Been lightheaded and sickly the past 2 days which sucks since it means I haven’t worked out (hopefully I still will today) and I’ve been bloated and I’m leaving for Italy tomorrow (YAY!) BUT I got new athletic sneakers to workout in
Sometimes instead of studying, you just need a glass or two of wine and some Netflix at 12:30pm.
davina-vaga: HOT Guilty PleasureI posted captures of this hotty before and today, browsing through some Tumblr blogs I did run into her again. She did then and she does now again and again … pff. Watching her makes me lusty and wet,
petitedeath: zourrymuffin: for today’s episode on how fucked up our world is: women have a completely different section for plus sizes with completely different clothes and very small variety, but men have all their sizes in the same section, without
I was tagged by @did-you-just-touch-my-butt for a Black and White photo challenge. Take pictures for 7 days. No people. No caption. Just a black and white photo. Tag a new person every day. Today is day one for me and I tag @cass-85 7 day 7 pictures.
boyskisslove: This is me and my boyfriend Max (he’s on the left I’m on the right) and today is our 23rd month anniversary!! He’s literally the greatest person I have ever met, and I love him more than anything :) He’s so perfect, and I’m so
lolaxxxlolita: lusterine: I just fucking want to be hot and walk naked around my house and look at the mirror and say godamn u look good today instead of crying 💖
infiltration: sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget
wolfskulljack: Last weekend I moved flats! Moving is a ginormous pain in the arse, and it meant that I’m a little bit behind on commissions and sending stuff out. But I’m unpacked now and managed to post a load of artwork out today to their new
so i was just looking at this sandwich website to order some food that my mom’s boyfriend went to grab and i was like ooh a bacon, lettuce, avacado, tomato! sounds good. and my mom grabs my butt and stomach and goes “you don’t need no
where-i-am-may-be-lost: My entire room smells like my boyfriend, I am a very happy girl, everything, including my pillows and all the clothes of his I have and everything is just amazing and I will fall asleep with a smile on my face and today is ending
So tomorrow I get my pussy dilated and Tuesday I get the dreaded d&e. Today I’ve felt a lot of fetal movement and I’m a fucking mess. I think my baby knows. I can’t stop crying and I’m so stressed. I’ve only had a week to know this baby.
gaimez: One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else
I just spent the majority of today finishing Oyasumi punpun, and I am gravely disappointed with the outcome. I enjoyed most of the characters’ pessimistic and cynical philosophies on life, and how realistic their emotions were executed. I fell in
Killer workout and @Shredz BCAA’s. Lately I’ve been really turning up the intensity level for workouts and today consisted of much heavier weights and some hard core cardio. BCAA’s are great because they boost your immune system and
ashtonscrown: Ok so i have this art class in school, and today we were doing some crafting. So I was very disappointed by my crafting skills and i started to “cry” in a joke way and the teacher just walks to my place anD I SHIT YOU NOT HE LITERALLY
blackafterparty: Let your voice be heard, beyond the fields and the herds Be vocal with pride, stand tall and abide, live free and just be Tomorrow for you and today for me
so I’m very sad. a few weeks ago a family friend of mine and his wife went to ireland because he’s always dreamt of going and finally they have no kids at home and enough money. a day into the trip they went on a tour ride and in the middle of it
I hate negative people, if you want to be negative and unhappy fine but go sit by yourself because other people are living life and trying to be happy and dont need you trying to wreck it
yesterday darfin helped me take my kitten to the vet and take care of her, then we had to take my puppies to the groomers today and they cut the one pups claws too short so she is very sad AND on top of it all, I am almost positive I have asthma noooo
I’m such a whiney needy baby but he is still so sweet to me - telling me how special and beautiful I am, reminding me I am not perfect but he chooses me over everyone else and I shadow over everyone before me AND buying me make up as a present for
sorry I have been kinda missing, I have been out living life and agreeing to almost everything people invite me to. yesterday I saw the new james bond movie with darfin for a date and the day before we drove around until we got lost. today I went from
sorry ive been missing!! my tumblr stopped working then I had adventure day then work all day today buuuut yesterday was adventure day with darfin and it was so goooood!!! we woke up early and got traditional tim hortons before our road trip and we went
also today at work the boy who follows me around and talks to me lots came up to me (yesterday he asked for my gamertag on xbox when I said I play overwatch) and he told me he bought overwatch just because I play it and maybe we could play sometime
story of my suitor and how I am actually probably creepier than him so, her high, holy, coolness (ME) went to chipotle today to get a tasty burrito. I took it outside to eat with my lovely friend and there was an employee who was just kinda standing
faineemae: samirathejerk: The Muslim lesbian couple I met last night and had Suhoor with today were so inspiring. One is from Saudi and the other is Pakistani. They met one another at an ISNA convention and really hit it off. They were both well aware
I feel like I’m that “friend” that people are like “Oh yeah! I forgot she exists and that we’re supposed to be friends!" AHhh I’m so tired and today was so good and now it’s just really upsetting and
Combination Of Maxwell Bad Habits and good liquor
At my job I have a specific assigned break and all my coworkers who have that break are black and today in the break room one of them was like “white people have such weird nipples” and I was like oh And then they all spent a while asking
