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If you like stories like the Twilight zone, X-files, Horror and Sci-fi then this is for you! Out now by battlestrength! Issue 28 is based in the future. The human race is dying from a rare space virus. Lab assistance Jane agrees to a risky cross breed
Name: Jack How He Died: Jack was nimble, Jack was quick.He was so fast, it made you sick.Showing off his speed, he challenged a turtle.The race then started, he shot like a missile.As he ran so far, he turned around to seeWhere he left the turtle, and
that-filipino-kid: 1. no one will Reblog this. 2. no one will Like this post 3. This will not get hundred of notes because of no.1 and 2 4. If you don’t love him then keep scrolling. 5. if you love him reblog this 6. Remember, He Died just erase our
did-you-kno: Clownfish schools usually have one alpha male and female. They are the only ones allowed to mate. Once the alpha female dies, the alpha male transforms into the alpha female through biological mechanisms. What occurs then is that the
matesprit: a young girl died. this is not the time to say “not all cis people” or “not all christians” if you can’t help fulfill her final wish of raising awareness and helping trans people live safer and happier lives then have enough respect
amfinwat: just-shower-thoughts: If you get married in Japan then fly to Hawaii and immediately die after you land, your marriage certificate will be dated after your death certificate weekend plans!
cavalier-renegade: Of course, a child drowning is a terrible thing. But then again, maybe if you go to a wavepool and can’t swim, maybe you deserve to die… slbtumblng your dork did it again, bro~ :T
applecranberry: ruraljackdaw: thetowndrugdealer: *sucks guys dick**dies of nut allergy* did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally
if i die at a party and no one at my funeral says “guess it was a killer party” then none of you truly knew me.
wuvvums answered: Are you fine with infomercialism at all? They end up being about 3-4 minutes and has a guy looking at infomercials.i usually want infomercials themselves but if im dying for content then thatd be okay
capcomofficial: the studio that made The Graveyard and Sunset is shutting downThe Graveyard was basically a game where you watch an old woman walkingand that was it, that was the entire game, she then sits on a bench and dies for 5 bucksAnd the devs
Just one text. A simple text. Hi. Two letters, such a simple meaning. But then that one text, leads to another text. Pretty soon, nightly phone calls are a necessary habit. Phone calls die out, and you're meeting up at the local frozen yogurt or smoothie
greenseer: #suicide Sometimes being passively suicidal is like having a very melodramatic and redundant roommate. You have to clean out the fridge tomorrow and your roommate is like well that’s it then. There’s no alternative. We have to die…TONIGHT
notquitesoancient:if you live in maine and your house isn’t haunted by a woman whose husband died at sea then what is even the point?
gaaraofsburbia: applecranberry: ruraljackdaw: thetowndrugdealer: *sucks guys dick**dies of nut allergy* did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they
penguintim: Joss Whedon and George R. R. Martin walk into a bar. Everybody you love dies, Then Steven Moffat walks in. Everybody comes back to life without explanation, re-affirms their heterosexuality, flirts with the main character and the feminist
warchief: hey do you guys remember when brian from family guy died and people actually went out and got RIP brian tattoos but then he came back to life a few episodes later like holy shit thats still the funniest thing of all fucking time
1800thotlineblings:If I die due to a mass shooting, just know that I don’t want your fucking thoughts and prayers! If you’re not going to try and take action to establish gun control then just fucking shut up and don’t put my name in your mouth.
anime-danime: otonashi and hinata i love you wait all the other characters too Aagh, I’m laughing and having so much funbut then I remember what happens later on in the series and I want to die
codenamezimbabwe-art: THIS TOOK ME FOREVER OH MY GOD *dies* This idea started with an RP thread between me and doctor-heartstealer….then I got an anon message about a pop idol AU scenario (thank you, whoever sent that)….and another about an Uta
charliecox: Oh, You won’t be the first to die Ms. Page, no… No, I think Mr. Urich will have that honor, then we’ll go to your place of employment to see Mr. Nelson and Mr. Murdock, after that your friends, family, everyone you ever cared about
agenthill:agenthill:im trans and disabled. the thing is, part of my disorder is poor wound healing. you know what that means? no surgery. ever. unless i am about to die, and even then it’s a serious risk. i had tonsillectomy over half a
every–otherfreckle: “Record yourself undressing. Slowly. Deliberate in your actions. I want you to peel every later off until you’re wearing nothing, then head to your mirror and spread your cheeks for me. Show me what I’m dying to bury
wildxxxcouple:What would you do if you found the misses like this? First off, thought I died and went to heaven… She’s an angel…. Then well, let’s just say I’d help her warm up the water…
neuroxin: jakeymatsu: star-vores: cursed image you can only reblog chicken noodle melon today reblog any other day and you fucking die If this isn’t my last post, then it didn’t work
goingtobuffalo: “The world is a beautiful place, but we have to make it that way. Whenever you find home we’ll make it more than just a shelter. And if everyone belongs here, it’ll hold us all together, so if you’re afraid to die then so am I.”
halfguardaroundtheworld: so please don’t cook recipes with more than one thing because then it’ll suddenly turn into a food with ingredients and you’ll die Don’t eat pancakes, eat eggs and flour and milk
type40nimbus: zusfnda-und-tiana-in-purgatory: ofhorriblesanity: enog: Get this then tell your kids “If you ever come home drunk, you will literally die” Can you even imagine navigating these drunk??? Yes, and it will end like this I wonder
ninotendo: “When the world shoves you around, you’ve just gotta stand up and shove back. It isn’t like you can do anything just by giving excuses. If I die, then I am just a man who can only make it this far.”
stormrunner99: itreallygetsonmyboobs: Waking up on Christmas morning and running down the stairs bc presents but then the sudden realization hits you that today is the day the 11th doctor dies. why would you do this to us you demon
thedreadpiratematt: susiethemoderator: adultnapped: isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die Technically cell deterioration begins at about age 25. Any time before then is cellular growth and expansion. As someone turning
shellstrop: The day you left for Frankfurt, I almost died. Some kind of near-death experience. And it was so easy, I could have just slipped away. Then I had a vision of you. I came back for you.
tinysaurus-rex: littlerosebirb: hawkyaly: I went into a bird house with @popcornferret and started drawing and there were so many budgies You could say… That there were @lotsandlotsofbirds ! its heaven let me go here when I die or before then
thislovethathurt: “You’ll never love me, but I’ll be in love with you till the day I die. I used to be sad by that. Then, I realized how powerful it is that I don’t need validation to love. And how powerful my love for someone else will be when
imthedad: fact: you eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. always 28. if you are about to die and you have only eaten 3 then 25 spiders arrive at once
*strikes a fresita pose* fuck it
jamesdeaner: If a man can bridge the gap between life and death, I mean if he can live on after he’s died, then maybe he was a great man. When they talk about success, they talk about reaching the top. Well, there is no top. You’ve got to go on and
thefrogman: crocodileeggs: fact: you eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. always 28. if you are about to die and you have only eaten 3 then 25 spiders arrive at once.
getoffmyblogmom: sassyfied: this was the most frustrating episode ever for me and spongebob how about the one where they almost told you the krabby patty secret formula but then cut off and all your dreams died
fact: you eat 28 spiders in your lifetime. always 28. if you are about to die and you have only eaten 3 then 25 spiders arrive at once
xopachi replied to your post:I like how out of all Dragon Crown characters, you choose the only 2 flat ones for TFT. I’d fucking weck those vampires man… Then die. Nah you gotta go true hardcore and get head from the Harpy.
smarter-than-the-republicans: decodaze: liberalsarecool: mooncaps: The fact is: When you treat medical health like a business, when the financial bottom line is more important than human beings, then people are going to suffer and die. If you’re
