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Maybe I should lock you in here for 24 hours with some water, some energy bars, a bucket, a flashlight and one non-nude picture of me. Then you can jerk off until the batteries die and we’ll call the last six months of chastity even stevens.
I would place these artificial suns all around the world then turn them all on and go “HA! Told you global warming was real ya’ll now your b*tches asses gonna suffer as you worship me and suck my toes I aint eva turnin that sucker down, now
celticpyro: mythicalwashrag: vanquishedvaliant: null-set: vanquishedvaliant: null-set: vanquishedvaliant: If you’re like sleep spooning a centaur and they roll over in bed do you just die sleep on her back, then you’ll just roll off if she shifts
shucktsubo: celticpyro: mythicalwashrag: vanquishedvaliant: null-set: vanquishedvaliant: null-set: vanquishedvaliant: If you’re like sleep spooning a centaur and they roll over in bed do you just die sleep on her back, then you’ll just roll
gaydiationpoisoning: You ever think you’re over something and then it’s like no, nope, still bitter. Going to live and die on this hill, this is my home now.
yadxsb: You think you can say me you love me and then let me to die…
gold: what a nice otp you have it would be a shame if one of them died. One died twice, one was erased from existence and then almost turned into an emotionless hate-machine, don’t even talk to me.
deano-and-casafras: hankgreensmoustache: champagne-paradise: kaworushin: wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you
esmeblaise: Hey guys Did you notice? Vivi Watched Lewis die And then Its the light from his heart that makes her forget him Anyone else think Lewis made her forget him so she wouldn’t have to remember watching him die?
cosmic-nine-year-old: once i was at a party and they asked me what my dad did for a living and said that he died when i was 12 and of course i hear the collective “aaawww im so sorry” and then i hear some girl whisper from the back “you’re halfway
hartslagen: robdowneyjr: robdowneyjr: can you ask someone out by saying, ‘i ship us’ or is that weird and then propose by saying, ‘let’s become canon’ #then die in each other’s arms saying ‘we are endgame’
kangaroo-died: Dearest David Wherever you are now, I miss you. Not only do I miss you but my heart is broken. You were my idol, then you became my mentor and my friend. I learnt so much from you, just by being in your presence, the conversations
frekkenbok: Were you and Will Graham involved romantically? …I like that. “Professional curiosity.” It seems so… heh, it seems so indifferent. Unless you look like you’re lying when you say it. But you didn’t.
hankgreensmoustache: champagne-paradise: kaworushin: wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it
did-you-kno: Source I want something similar done to me when I die. I want to be cremated, then use my ashes as part of making recycled paper, and then made into a Transformers doujin using that paper.
geeky-freaky: Hey there Hey there to you too. If you think you’ve died and gone to boob heaven then you need to follow @titsmagees-milfdiary. It’s full of boooooobies plus a lot more. Go follow her now.❤️
slimemeister: Tick-tock goes the clock, And what then shall we see? Tick-tock until the day, That thou shalt marry me? Tick-tock goes the clock, And all the years they fly. Tick-tock and all too soon, You and I must die. Tick-tock goes the clock, He
champagne-paradise: kaworushin: wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left
nationalparkcryptid: bel66699: metaldinleyenpic0: half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die i wanna fuck and then die cicadas the lot of you
unclefather: my daughter just walked into my room, stood next to me for about a minute without saying anything and then said “you need to make sure you eat a lot before you die so when they put you in your coffin you poop in there”
justdontfuckingtouchme: do you ever just want to die and then realize you cant bc your mom would probably get mad at you
Is it odd that i wouldn't mind if a meteorite hit the earth and destroyed it? Atleast then nobody would be sad when you died, you wouldn't mind, you wouldn't know, nobody would.
cosmic-nine-year-old: once i was at a party and they asked me what my dad did for a living and said that he died when i was 12 and of course i hear the collective “aaawww im so sorry" and then i hear some girl whisper from the back “you’re
brainsand-gains: I was talking to my mom earlier saying how I want to go skydiving ‘Kasia don’t you dare. You’re gonna die. Don’t do dis to me. Do you have nothing better to do?’ And then a couple hours later I get a text from my friend,
birchsoda: every medicine on the market is like pros: you’ll stop coughing cons: you might die There was one commercial where they listed death as a side effect, and then said when any of these effects occur call 1800-BLAH BLAH. How you call if you
torontojock: bbrington: theconstantboner: Damn there’s taking one for the team and then there’s dying for a cause Reblog if you like it. Follow http://bbrington.tumblr.com/ so you don’t miss anything. 5K+ followers & 50,000 hot pics and
spiderboyneedsahug: Peter: ‘vines that will make you forget about your father figure who died right in front of you after giving you a hug and then destroying an army’? yeah right Peter, after watching the hour long compilation: mr stark you’re
vengeanceofbane: ”We will destroy Gotham, then when it is done and Gotham is ashes, then you have my permission to DIE!” #bane #thedarkknightrises #nodaysoff #tomhardy by majinvegeta77 http://instagr.am/p/Up8a-9gjlQ/
ailungs: bein a girl and having sex is v sucky cause it sucks until like the 4th time and then yr like WOW DAMN and think about it randomly all day and yr like i need u between my thighs but NO ONE IS IN BETWEEN YR THIGHS SO YOU GEt sad and die of sexual
litttle–peach: Once a woman turns against you, forget it. They can love you, then something turns in them. They can watch you dying in a gutter, run over by a car, and they’ll spit on you. Please leave caption intact. Reblog only, no reposts.
My friend met my mom last night and we watched argentina v usa together and then he drove me to work to finish up a few things and I died because lemme tell you he started singing one of his songs in the studio and it has like an echo going on and I was
alfred-of-wessex: Imagine having ancestors going back centuries and millennia who nourished your homeland with their blood, sweat, and tears, who labored and died for it and then having some foreigner show up and tell you that they have just as much right
capcomofficial: the studio that made The Graveyard and Sunset is shutting downThe Graveyard was basically a game where you watch an old woman walkingand that was it, that was the entire game, she then sits on a bench and dies for 5 bucksAnd the devs
My mom was like : He’s not winning. And I was like : Mom, you don’t know the power of social media, Leo’s my baby. I’m all in, its happening. And then the Oscars was like: LOL no fuck you. ps. die.
insid3-im-dying: 5sosunionjgirl: vololicentia: i-go-for-you: Everyone should reblog this! it will not ruin your blog! it is perfect and If you think it will ruin your perfect blog well then fuck you! oh my. You gotta reblog this. always reblogging
Ah yes, the indignity of not only dying, but dying and then having your loincloth clip off so everyone can see that you were wearing nothing but your scales under there
OMG I’M DYING NOI started watching a video I filmed like a month or two ago but forgot about it and it was all sexy and I thought yano damn gurl you go but then I skipped it to the middle and I’m just sitting there tryna be a gangster flippin my hands
