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gentlechamomile: Aquarius will try anything in the bedroom, as they love the word “experiment.” They’re into nontraditional ways of getting off and will go down any avenue—the dirtier the better. Aquarius wants to explore and have adventures
gaydiationpoisoning: You ever think you’re over something and then it’s like no, nope, still bitter. Going to live and die on this hill, this is my home now.
awildpaige: rustandruin: I’m dying. I was already on board and then you hit me with that Aphrodite being Beyoncé and I just I’m never leaving, this is so perfect
this-puppy-flies: pinchtheprincess: this-puppy-flies: #Things Rose says about Tentoo when she’s drunk based on (x) # fanart # i am dying # cause she sooooo would # and then she would cry about his perfect hair # and his beautiful sideburns
A vampiric revenant called an upyr that is created when a heretic, sorcerer, or witch dies. Looking like a normal person, the upyr is active between noon and midnight. It attacks people in their homes, going after the children first and then moving on
katinca: Am I the only one who wants this crossover? Soufflé girl and the Piemaker! and then we never have to worry about a companion dying ever again! PERFECT
evviejo: thirteen in the woman who fell to earththere’s this moment when you’re sure you’re about to die, and then… you’re born. it’s terrifying. right now, i’m a stranger to myself. there’s echoes of who i was, and a sort of call towards
Everything seems to be going well, and then there’s those moments where you see that everything is going horribly wrong, and you’re glad, for instance, that you will only have to live through your parents dying once. It seems like the only
afro-dominicano: onnaollie: They literally killed Eric Garner on camera and then had the nerve to say it’s because he’s overweight and had asthma that he died. If a cop shot a person with cancer multiple times, would you say the cancer killed them?
cautionlazer: spacexcamp: I was at the grocery store earlier and guy fieri is on the cover of archie comics and then i realized the only way to escape guy fieri is to die @ everyone who thinks this person was fucking around:
mystery-flavour: My boyfriend and I were buying our tickets for Jurassic World today when we heard the Jurassic Park theme playing in the parking lot. I thought “wow. there’s some die hards” and then this drove by, blaring the fucking song
66point6:some kid in my class next to me went to their calendar app and set a reminder on january 12th, 2058 at 7pm to die and then just closed it.
The hot water heater died today, leaving all four of us showerless and miserable. The guy came in, did a few things and then left without a word. Oooookay? Still not hot water. Thanks, dude. So not helping. I need to take some sort of shower. My
what-is-dead-may-never-die: xmapleburgerdruggedx: pyralspite: Who remembers Motherfucking Scholastic Book Orders And then the magical travelling romani circus of scholastic would randomly show up and you’d never care to buy any books but they
h0rrid: “I’m always Jean. And I’m always the Phoenix. I died. I scattered in a trillion directions. And then started to pull together again, outside the White Hot Room. But I’m starting to see now. Parts of me… Parts of me never came home.”
i feel like it’s your goal in life to kill me.
darling-highness: redgrieve: fluttertree42: why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests
so i had this dream where i got in trouble at school b/c i punched a student’s head off and i’m pretty sure it was fucking kaneki b/c the administrator yelled at me to “leave kaneki alone!” and then i almost died. i’m not sure how but all
my kink is letting my teammates die to reaper’s ult and just barely being out of range enough to kill him and then rez
someone called me a “pussy ass mercy” bc i wouldn’t stay still for them to kill me
linneart: well this might have been done before but I started with one panel and then I couldn’t stop! absolutely DIED over this picture and it gave me the inspiration I have been needing!
linneart:well this might have been done before but I started with one panel and then I couldn’t stop! absolutely DIED over this picture and it gave me the inspiration I have been needing!
Gaga Trash™
x-girl-love-x: At first I thought you were a cigarette, not reliable then I realized you were a drug and that I was addicted and would probably die from you…
bastille: How the FUCK do some of y’all sleep in the nude like what if ya mumma walks in and you’re all spread out with your junk hanging out? Who’s gonna help u then? The Lord our savior? I don’t think so It’ll only happen the once. Bet
redgrieve: fluttertree42: why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting
queuethegoldenkids: HOLY SHIT GUYS MY FRIEND GOES TO SCHOOL OUT IN LA AND HE SAW ANNA KENDRICK AT CVS AND THEN ANNA KENDRICK POSTED THIS ON TWITTER I’M FUCKING DYING HOLY SHIT MY FRIEND GOT DISSED MY ANNA KENDRICK
jean grey didn't die for this
excitingbounty: The last Leaf Cup course in MK8 is N64’s Yoshi Valley. Let that sink in for a minute. Yoshi. Valley.
chubbinsfw: Someone needs to die me down and stuff me till I can’t move please! I would and then fuck your brains out
sassminsterabbey: gigatrix: sassminsterabbey: weaponsandtranquility: sassminsterabbey: party hosting 101: replace your drinking alcohol with methyl alcohol and then watch all your guests go blind, have seizures, puke and eventually die. this here
naturisticgamer: marrymemarceline: ermizhad: canadianmanganerd: madnerdythings: jonnypatrick: kissedmequiteinsane: tennantstype40: And then the soul of every child watching withered and died. if this wasn’t the worst moment of your childhood
foxnewsofficial: my grandpa planted lots of different flowers in his garden just before he died without telling my grandma and she put his ashes in the garden because he loved it so much and then all these beautiful flowers just kept appearing for like
theclassykindoftrasy: sparrf: i keep thinking about that tribe of baboons where all the alpha males died from eating poison garbage and then the baby boy monkeys were taken care of by the lady monkeys and never got socialized to be aggressive so they
4328657: laweed: exiguity: ♡ i love rollercoasters. they make you feel so care free and bliss. its the perfect feeling actually they make me feel like i’m going to die and then i throw up
netflix’s ‘gay & lesbian’ category can be split in two: white gay men fall n love against all odds and lesbians are unhappy and then die
#bleach #whitehair #dreads 3rd sesh going to give my hair a break for a few weeks but just a few more sessions and I’ll accomplish my goal of achieving my hair/dreadlocks becoming white and then I plan on dying them the colors will be top secret,
brunten: from-the-bell-jar: andrewbelami: I’M DYING she drops the dildo and the woman in the other stall hands it back to her and then offers her another one dsfgjhtgefhrjyhg im dead lmfao Tbh I cracked up
anarchy4lyfe: 4328657: laweed: exiguity: ♡ i love rollercoasters. they make you feel so care free and bliss. its the perfect feeling actually they make me feel like i’m going to die and then i throw up ^
bailesu: redgrieve: fluttertree42: why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while
gamefreakerzero: I got invaded in Dark Souls and managed to best a dude in spiky armour with a massive sword by being a pansy, throwing fire at him and managing to parry him. It was fun. Then I died to the Gaping Dragon twice like a fucking idiot. I
A guy was doing yard work in my backyard and then he passed out and died
A gynecologist at Johns Hopkins secret films thousands of women and girls, and all the men in the comments section of the article are making jokes. Fucking typical Laugh at the trauma of women but then yell “not all men”
aegisol:Video game challenge: 7 video games [2/7]: Final Fantasy X “That’s it? You’re gonna tell her you’re sorry? And then you just drag her to Zanarkand and make her fight Sin, huh? You’re all the same - let the summoner die so we can live
dacoolestqueen: Here are 20 pictures of Niall Horan that will make you , poke your eyes out , stab yourself with a knife and then shoot your self in the head and ……die . your’re welcome !
blackholesreallysuck: theamericankid: I’ll die browsing Tumblr and not even notice it. What if you couldn’t refresh or anything though, just continue scrolling for months or years until you reach the end of your dash and then you can only stare
ladymallorn: rgfellows: sparrf: i keep thinking about that tribe of baboons where all the alpha males died from eating poison garbage and then the baby boy monkeys were taken care of by the lady monkeys and never got socialized to be aggressive so they
ohmyalchemy: fma meme: [1/6] six scenes → van honhenheim’s dream “I’m sure we can change because we are weak and because we die. If that is not enough, if you are still not convinced we can change, then think about us and the days we spent
fluttertree42: why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks
dualpaperbags: bendthelight: omg at first I was like “awwww” and then the music started and i died
![aegisol:Video game challenge: 7 video games [2/7]: Final Fantasy X “That’s it? You’re gonna tell her you’re sorry? And then you just drag her to Zanarkand and make her fight Sin, huh? You’re all the same - let the summoner die so we can live](https://64.media.tumblr.com/145a797fda2b1ebf49e9e50cae03560a/tumblr_nfflo4aQYR1rwwru5o1_250.gif)
![ohmyalchemy: fma meme: [1/6] six scenes → van honhenheim’s dream “I’m sure we can change because we are weak and because we die. If that is not enough, if you are still not convinced we can change, then think about us and the days we spent](https://64.media.tumblr.com/26ac998fa8e361da8a4b8dd08d2c55ac/tumblr_nn2mxfaH6E1qhczozo3_250.gif)
