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stolemyheartpt2: #five years from now one direction comes clean about everything#and one of the things revealed is that niall was actually just two little kids inside a trenchcoat #no one is surprised #then the sun explodes and we all die
I wrote this song a couple weeks ago. To me this song is about siblings who didn’t speak for years out of anger and then one of them dies before they are ever able to reconcile and forgive. It’s one of the saddest songs I’ve ever written
After my husband died, I grieved for awhile and then moved on. Now that my son was the man of the house, I told him of the tradition his father and I had - every time he made me breakfast, I would eat with my pajama top open. Just a titillating little
starscreamsswayinghips: shamelesslyunladylike: himitsubasa: copperkiwi: ninjaeyecandy: 4gifs: Bully messes with karate champ. [video] The source video is very, very worth watching. A few things to point out: The young woman in the dark coat is
vulpis: pliablepaladin: dinosaursaresocool: [And then this appeared on my dash and I died.] KASJALKFHDJSFG I’LL TAKE TWENTY
straightmenworshipping: youngguys4you: His smile is already to die for.. and then he shows us the rest.. :P ONE OF MY FAVORITE HOTTIES ON KIK. HE’S SENT ME OVER 100 NUDES, PICS AND VIDEOS. HE’S SO FUCKING HORNY! <3
gaggingslut: OMG I’d die for this right now. I wanna stuff every last inch of those big fat fucking BBC’s in my throat. I wanna cum like a slut with my mouth stuffed full of cock, and then let them fuck my face until my eyes roll back and my throat
: “When you think of the real news stories - people around the world dying of starvation, being killed in conflicts or born into poverty - and then you think what I did: I went out with a younger guy and I am the front page news, it’s just absurd.&
angryladies: Honestly, Pearl is the anti-Snape Oh, the woman I loved chose to be with someone else and then died tragically? I guess I’d better LOVE AND NURTURE HER SON
Those who know, know that ancient languages (Phoenician, Hebrew, etc.) when spoken correctly and under the right conditions form letters in the sand, if they could use sound to write on sand and rock then they could absolutely write microscopic hieroglyph
I would place these artificial suns all around the world then turn them all on and go “HA! Told you global warming was real ya’ll now your b*tches asses gonna suffer as you worship me and suck my toes I aint eva turnin that sucker down, now
The Beast is an over dramatic pansy. Gets scratched by a wolf, faints. Gets stabbed in the kidney, dies in two minutes. Dude is like, four hundred pounds of muscle and hair yet he taps out faster then me in a theater full of minions.
strangeaccounts: PontianakFrom Indonesian mythology, the Pontianak are the spirits of ladies who died during child-birth, and became undead. Pontianak are said to scare people (mostly men), and then rip out their internal organs for feeding with their
mystery-flavour: My boyfriend and I were buying our tickets for Jurassic World today when we heard the Jurassic Park theme playing in the parking lot. I thought “wow. there’s some die hards” and then this drove by, blaring the fucking song
Went thrifting and got a rad shirt, then got new briefs and socks from target 👌🏾
elliexer: elliexer: elliexer: i’m going through rcdart’s archive rn and it’s honestly just making me want to die how can someone be so good at drawing and then get So fucking bad like look at this. these are supposedly the same character.
theclassykindoftrasy: sparrf: i keep thinking about that tribe of baboons where all the alpha males died from eating poison garbage and then the baby boy monkeys were taken care of by the lady monkeys and never got socialized to be aggressive so they
jacquez45: fluffmugger: geoclaire: theclassykindoftrasy: sparrf: i keep thinking about that tribe of baboons where all the alpha males died from eating poison garbage and then the baby boy monkeys were taken care of by the lady monkeys and never got
“I think that we are like stars. Something happens to burst us open; but when we burst open and think we are dying; we’re actually turning into a supernova. And then when we look at ourselves again, we see that we’re suddenly more beautiful than
redgrieve: fluttertree42: why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting
darling-highness: redgrieve: fluttertree42: why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests
afro-dominicano: onnaollie: They literally killed Eric Garner on camera and then had the nerve to say it’s because he’s overweight and had asthma that he died. If a cop shot a person with cancer multiple times, would you say the cancer killed them?
bailesu: redgrieve: fluttertree42: why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while
lawerncs-deactivated20181023: I won’t make a bucket list because I’m so afraid that I’ll die and then people will find my bucket list and be, like, “Oh, she didn’t get to do that.”
darling-highness:redgrieve: fluttertree42: why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests
tennantstype40: And then the soul of every child watching withered and died.
gaydiationpoisoning: You ever think you’re over something and then it’s like no, nope, still bitter. Going to live and die on this hill, this is my home now.
darkfiretaimatsu: …And then I’d cry until I died of dehydration. And it’d be all your fault~ But yeah. Hit me in the face. Burn down my library. Just don’t do anything with my socks. They are my very special first present from Bedlam~ x3
abomasnow: i had one of these fuckers with a vaporeon in it when i was like 5 and i literally tried to chew the figurine out needless to say i failed and almost died
h0odrich:I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something
ambratwhurst: and-then-theres-that: bettieleetwo: veggiedaddy: not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword and my bow And my axe
the-diarrhea-of-anne-frank: white blood cells are metal as fuck they spawn from your bones and they immediately seek and destroy anything that they just dont fucking like and then a few days later they die that’s so fucking punk rock
h0odrich: I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something
capitalvice: ruffaloon: omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died
queenkaeeee: jem-sie: Love me or die uhh i wouldn’t be with u if i didn’t ok i’d like my life thx Follow my girlfriend Kae What if i was crazy and liked you only for your booty and then chopped your booty off and ate it?
I don’t know if anyone has noticed this but when Ygritte was dying and this shot panned out, the background is split between fire and snow. It looks like the fire is for Ygritte - kissed by fire - and then the ice/snow on the other side is for Jon.
pinesollux: when i was a little kid i got bullied on the playground so my mom asked me “what did jesus do when people were mean to him?” and i thought about it for a second and then started crying and screamed “he DIED”
ruffaloon: omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died
nanru: i hate it when an anime makes the bad guy out to be this horrible motherfucker and then right before he dies we see his past and parts of his personality that make us want to hold and cherish him but now it’s too late because he just got killed
ruffalofluffalo: omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died
best-of-funny: h0odrich: I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something X
petrovaspell: ugh i really hate periods because one minute you’re really horny and then the next you just want to watch sad movies and cry all while you’re dying of cramps and eating everything in the kitchen Except for the eating part.
kfromsweden: naughtynicegirl69: Phone died and then I dozed a bit…lol…all scrubbed clean now and ready for bed…here is a little lips…tits and curves for you…;0 You cant be real :O every photo is like a bomb in my brain….
laronmi: Legend trolling Yuri, and Kotetsu and Barnaby trying on Lunatic’s mask and then hiding under his desk. …I have never bought doujinshi before, but I really want this when it comes out. Source I am dying LOL
If I hyperventilate this much over uu’s swirly cheeks then I’ll have a heart attack and die when we find out his and UU’s canon designs.
look at Nepeta’s bloody ass hive cave she has dead shit everywhere Vriska what is this shit you even stepped on one of those die Terezi what the fuck and then we have mr. Karkat nice and tidy Vantas look at this organized and well kept room
flowauh: I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something
fuckyeahlaughters: h0odrich: I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something
square-enix: when i was a little kid i got bullied on the playground so my mom asked me “what did jesus do when people were mean to him?” and i thought about it for a second and then started crying and screamed “he DIED”
the trailer promises violence. and it better deliver on that violence. if my boys don’t literally die then what’s the fucking point
stonelions: Seriously it takes like 8 years longer to draw Shepard. every. single. time. (Unless Kaidan is having a bad day and then his features become the most complex geometry ever to exist and I want to crawl under my desk and die.)
bug update: dad came home and went into my room but couldn’t find it. then I checked and saw it was stuck in my window. It’s a honey bee
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