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“You look so much better as a girl, Richard. When you’re finished dusting the bedroom and polishing my shoes, take the trash out to the curb.”“Dressed like this, Madame?”“Yes, Rachel. Dressed like that!”
gvldngrl: luciferandphilosophy: spacedijks: spacedijks: kirbylesbian: klimvoroshilov: postirony: Step 1: Look at the Price. Step 2: Look in the Trash because there can be a store like this full of food and people on the same block starving becau
durbikins: For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror. And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go. The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror
brigwife: why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit easier to spell all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say
sixpenceee: I want to be older and have my own place, and live in a cute, little apartment with a cute significant other but at the same time I want to be forever young and have no demanding responsibilities
hellofromtumblr: The Tumblr Brand Advisory Panel Requests You Love Tumblr? Want to help make Tumblr better? Certainly you do. The Tumblr Brand Advisory Panel is the surveys you love in the advisory panel you’ve been dreaming of. (And, yes, this is
funnyshittolookat: weareallhomos: susiethemoderator: imgrump: this is like the epitome of cruel and unusual irony You ever look at a white person and just KNOW that they’re racist. You ever look at some tumblr users and just KNOW that they don’t
gallifreyglo: dichotomized: U.S. Martin Luther King Jr being attacked as he marched nonviolently for the Chicago Freedom Movement, 1966, which was the most ambitious civil rights campaign in the North of the United States, and lasted from mid-1965 to
bunappo: so today in my history class we were talking about napoleon bonaparte and there were all these things about his height saying he was like 5’ 3” and how he was nicknamed “little corporal” and then my history teacher moves onto the next
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canyounaht: michelle-smiley: heart: when I was little I used to put both my legs in one pant hole and run around the house. so I decided to do it again and ended up hurting my knees I laughed way too hard and literally watched this 20 times. Thank
did-you-reboot: So Kalista was just announced and she’s really cool and she can fling her support (technically the support dashes but FLINGING IS MORE FUN) and oops my hand slipped. Apologies for how messy it is…If i let myself take more time I’d
seattlestravels: Love at first bite. Been trying to get close to the stray kittens living in the backyard to get them used to humans so we can find them homes. Picked up this guy for the first time, he bit me, jumped out of hands and bolted for the door.
angelicsongx: nihilisme: ittybittylittleworld: punkasslouis: I just watched a kid break down in the bookstore because his books for the semester totaled 軸 and that’s the american university system in a nutshell I was on the verge of tears when
crotchetybushtit: 50shadesofacceptance: superdodirty: it ok to not be ready Please spread this shit like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and they’re uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they
did-you-kno: In China, 2015 will mark the dreaded Year of the Sheep, in which superstition says babies will grow up to be followers instead of leaders and have many failures. Chinese parents don’t want their baby born under the sign of the sheep, so
fondueyourself: shego1142: nenilein:It doesn’t just allow it. The caption on the top says it’s a “Tradition” to wear whatever “represents your style best”.The implications are so rich and wonderful. It’s the exact opposite of a dress
sixpenceee: The Osiria Rose has a exquisite colour combination. The petals are blood-red on the inside and pure silvery-white on the outside.
fusterclucked: yonderarebeards:gothiccharmschool:Yes, I reblog this every time it crosses my dash. It’s a baby bat with the hiccups! baturday:Baby bat gets the hiccups THE BAT HAS THE HICCUPS IF YOU ARE A BAT AND YOU ARE WATCHING THIS VIDEO
staff: Holy cow. You did it. Net neutrality is official. You made your voices heard loud and clear, and your policymakers actually listened to what you had to say. We’re grateful, and we’re thrilled. The internet is officially yours. It’s in
11-11-1992: cuntpocolypse: theniggaskaramazov: anticodon: So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think
orangeapplesauce: animal-factbook: Pugs are usually locally grown and harvested during the spring season. 2014 marks the highest crop yield of the decade, with a reported number of 133,870 pugs harvested during the year. frohikeitsme
wanderlustdiiary:one day you’ll wake up at 11:30 AM on a Sunday with the love of your life and you’ll make some coffee and pancakes and it’ll all be alright
tsukum: imagine being blind and falling in love with someone assuming they were a human because they could talk and you were never given reason to assume otherwise and then at the end when youre dying in each others arms you gently run your hands over
swigityswegerimerinfuckinjeager: vanterror: karbabestrider: crystalmikii: darkpancakelord: deckster: REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches I got Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic the fucking Hedgehog. Maybe I cracked the egg too
odinsblog: Johari Osayi Idusuyi: the hero who read through a Trump rally. A writer and student at Lincoln Land Community College in Springfield, Illinois, Idusuyi found herself not only in the right place at the right time, but with the right book
donaldtweets: cooldad420piff: cooldad420piff: The year is 2015, and you still have to explain to adult men AND women that there’s no such thing as a “tight” or “loose” vagina, because it’s a muscle that expands and contracts depending on
thehistoryoftheladder: aquarian-sunchild: bloodyxbaroness: downlo: This excellent visual representation of that old scam, “trickle down economics”, has been all over Twitter recently. And then the glass on top gets too big and too full and all
dontberickdiculous: baileef: hello i would like 2 let u know my kitten has thumbs and she fully plans on dominating the world with them please kiss her thumbs and tell her i hope she does a good job and that i love her very much
futurefurnace: superiorkitten: futurefurnace: imagine you getting a job at a gamestop and your manager is the type of guy to chug a whole monster energy drink and then say “haha level up!” and he does that every day. this is oddly specific are
darkriku5: My friend was walking and found this Godzilla toy in the Trash so he put a shirt on it, named him John, and then took him out to T.G.I. Fridays and then Dinner was on John.
aliveontuesday: the-chubby-nerd: Story time: While taking put the trash at work, I kicked this little bag of pennies. Obviously, since I’m poor, a grabbed them and threw them in my pocket before going on with the rest of my shift. Close to the end
niuniente: Doodling the trash son with phantom pain. I like to think there are some “bases” on his amputees where the machine arm and peg leg are attached to so that the neurological network connects with the fake limbs.
homeskoold-nudist: gayfervently: When you walk in, the the guy blindfolded is your nephew you should walk out. Instead you pull the condom out of your pocket and throw it in the trash. You won’t need it. My uncle turned me into a naughty cock crazed
extravagant-trash: Hey guys so the show was aMAZING. Here’s some super low quality pics of Mike Faist being a dork. At the end of the show they did an auction for Broadway Cares and the cast stood on stage while they auctioned off a signed cast (worn
xicxbanda: mexican moms do this thing where if you forget or don’t do the dishes or take out the laundry or the trash exactly when they want you to, it’s like the greatest betrayal, and then they say “vas a ver, cuando tu me pidas algo, te voy
holes-of-mom: maximumstrangerstranger: Whenever I see your asian mom putting the trash out I always go over to her and flirt a little. I also lift her dress up and she has no problem with it. All she does is smile and laugh, but this time she wanted
onehornywoman: Hey, eyes up here mister. Now let me explain the rules again. Take the trash out, clean your room and move those boxes to the garage. Then Mommy’s going to rock your world!……..Wow, look at him go. I never knew the kid could move
darkriku5: My friend was walking and found this Godzilla toy in the Trash so he put a shirt on it, named him John, and then took him out to T.G.I. Fridays and then dinner was on John.
tinskanix: mexican moms do this thing where if you forget or don’t do the dishes or take out the laundry or the trash exactly when they want you to, it’s like the greatest betrayal, and then they say “vas a ver, cuando tu me pidas algo, te voy
allpills: Sorry to break it to all of you but xans and lean ain’t cool Bruh…. Don’t let social media and these trash rappers persuade you into thinking its a cool new trend. I’ve seen good friends do stupid shit and I’ve seen people go to the
deadlytango: And first “new favorite band” of the weekend, non-PopFest edition – Sonic Panic. Wacky ass trio from Montreal trashing the joint to all of 15 people – your loss.
Screaming from the rooftopsI colored this as fast as I could so sorry if it’s trash, I’m busyyyy and I had to as soon as I saw them.oh and i have a post up on my blog for youuuu i mentioned you but idk if you saw it (thatoneartistisme)!!! fastest
thelostmurakumo replied to your post: thelostmurakumo replied to your post: …b ut i wanna ship it and i don’t even know their nAMES this is the same way i got into rwby f u ckno, this is nothing like rwbysave urselfdont make the mistake i mad
*browses rwby section of rt store and sees rwby snap bracelets* oooo *also sees they only come in partner pairs and not separately * d….damni t……
lychgate: me-myself-and-that-guy: renagerie: it must be so sad to have such a shitty garbage complete trash understanding of cinema Fury road WAS really bad. Unrealistic, badly scripted, badly directed and the new Max is too emotional. And there’s
