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Brother will kill brother spilling blood across the land Killing for religion something I don’t understand And fools like me, who cross the sea and come to foreign lands Ask the sheep, for their beliefs do you kill on God’s command? #megadeth
bestofthewestbd: “…and this afternoon you will clean the bathrooms after you check the mail and take out the trash…”
krxs10: Picture taken of scene where Sandra Bland allegedly “hung herself”, moments after the body was “found” was just released. And of course, no one is buying it.Police are claiming that Sandra took the trash bag out and tied it to the partition
karadin: thewriterkid: If anybody tries to tell you that Ferguson is full of crazy rioters and looters and animals and the police response is justified, show them this. Then please slap them for me. let’s remember the trashing of Ferguson wasn’t
Something funny to lighten up the mood a friend bought me this pair of sexy shoes, and i used them once, and they already broke off. Thats just great! ๖ to the trash.Need to send them to the shoe cobbler to see if he can do something about it.P.S i
fullmetal-weaboo-trash: *reads a gorgeous line in a fanfic* oh my god. how is this possible. how did they even fucking think of this. the symbolism is spot on. the planets are fucking aligned, everything is one and all and the world is complete, my soul
keepingthewaterin:Full bladder bicycling again. Held it until I got home, was feeling pretty desperate. The last few kilometers were quite uncomfortable! Got in and was ready to burst, and remembered that I had planned to take the trash out of the kitchen
enderoid: cold-and-analytical: thelogicalloganipus: sanders-trash-4ever: beggars-opera: I’d like to introduce everyone to my new theme song fuckin MOOD I love the contrast between the lyrics and the melody this is art pfffffffft nooooo I
thecutestscribeoferebor said: aaah, cutie ;A; they’re rambling about the math they did to figure out the appropriate cup size for their breast forms and garcia and morgan take it as a challenge to find a way to distract them to a point that
fullmetal-weaboo-trash:*reads a gorgeous line in a fanfic* oh my god. how is this possible. how did they even fucking think of this. the symbolism is spot on. the planets are fucking aligned, everything is one and all and the world is complete, my soul
balanophagist: my evolution I remember trying to change the name of the Trash to “Shitcan” in system 7.5. You can not rename it easily. I renamed hundreds of strings for hours and hours and still never found the string that renamed it on
mabelpinesdidnothingwrong: Everybody reblog this and tell me what the first thing/fandom u loved uncontrollably was Like what made yr small child heart explode with happiness what universe did u play make believe in I need to know
derlaine: i’m the trash alchemist Alphonse has a cat instagram Follow me on Twitter | Instagram Notes: the jokes are from 30 rock and the rest are memes ( except head scratcher lust and Alphonse cat )
yakuza-trash: In which Mink and Clear meets Aoba and Ren’s adopted twins
yakuza-trash: Who’s a good boy? Kou and Ren on my mind, and lilibruised for the titles and puns she’s been sending.
untilthevoidstaresback: copperbadge: jessalrynn: cold-and-analytical: thelogicalloganipus: sanders-trash-4ever: beggars-opera: I’d like to introduce everyone to my new theme song fuckin MOOD I love the contrast between the lyrics and the melody
dippedinmiel: im so disappointed in these fifty shades movies. they’re not living up to what i had imagined while i was reading the books. Movies got ratings and time constraints to stick to, so they leave mad details out and end up being less than
krxs10:Picture taken of scene where Sandra Bland allegedly “hung herself”, moments after the body was “found” was just released. And of course, no one is buying it.Police are claiming that Sandra took the trash bag out and tied it to the partition
someoneintheshadow446: girlagainstmodernfeminism: an-anti-feminist-pro-gamer: lolfactory: Battleship: Just for Men I need feminism because after bucky(the son)came back in from mowing the lawn and taking out the trash him and dad (who went to work
clash-the-trash: ryaynross: im in philosophy and were talking about how you can doubt everything’s existence except for your own consciousness and the guy that sits in front of me just turns around tears streaming down his face and goes “i am on
In the worst mood. I asked for a hug and all I got was a patronising pat on the back and this lifeless arm over me as he stared off in to space then told to stop crying. And now I feel even worse.
a-bed-full-of-rabbits: The only reason I doodle a Canyon was because she looked like the lovechild of Sailor Moon and Princess Zelda. And no I haven’t watch the episode yet.
ikuzo-dattebayo: ikuzo-dattebayo: the animators just took a huge shit on these badasses and gave them the derpiest faces UPDATE. NARUTO, SAKURA, AND FODDER NINJA NUMBER 121312.32433 HAVE BEEN INFECTED BY THE DERP
hankgreensmoustache: the-last-centurion: samandriel: If I was an author, I’d go into bookstores and find the shelf with my books, randomly sign one, and put it back on the shelf to be sold. so basically you’d be Chris Colfer or john green
i-havent-been-the-same-since-i: caz-tiel: hothaute: Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like what the fuck kind of scenario is that a gatsby party
rnisandrists: elf-in-mirror: This right here, people, just might be the best beauty-and-beast-story ever. Because any kid should grow up knowing that you could be a giant green ogre, and you’d still be bloody gorgeous to the ones that matter. And
filmchrist: David: The final design for Freddy was based on a pepperoni pizza. I was at a restaurant one night, and I was having pizza and I was just kind of deep in thought. I started playing around with the cheese, putting it around the pepperoni,
fasterfood: sick of fake people. wtf. i was watching this movie the other day and this guy died in it, then i googled the actor and guess what? hes still alive. he didnt really die in the movie. disgusting
grey-marsh: A girl at my biology department graduation brought a lizard that she adopted from her lab and made it a little cap and gown. The announcers called the lizard’s name too when they called the girl up to get her diploma.This was pretty much
noot-noot-muthafuka: buttlicked: Damn this spot the difference is so hard :-/ One of them is useful, famous across the world and part of peoples every day lives. The other one is Justin Bieber and Nash Grier
perlockholmes: vantasass: skeetbucket: A fork, knife, and spoon all in one Chopsticks with a soup spoon 2013 we did it YEA ITS ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YU GO TO TAKE A BITE OFF YOUR FORK AND GET THE CORNER OF MOUTH SLICED OPEN JOKER STYLE BY THE KNIFE
eythejedi: pomegran8: you know what’s dumb the concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next couple years
thumbtackjuicyfruitspork: You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive
athomewithmargaery: senpai-noticed-you-so-he: tasnimsmentalroadtrip: If a guy ever makes you jealous using another girl, make sure you don’t blame the girl. Blame the guy. Team up with the girl and set him on fire. Do it. Girl power. #and then date
littletootsierollaliengirl: animemangadaisuki: Water Cake A Japanese bakery, Kinseiken Seika, is cooking up a storm and it’s getting all over the world wide web. The dessert they are cooking up is the mizu shingen mochi and it is a rice cake that
shanellbklyn: dynastylnoire: stair-diving-with-hayes: Ladies and Gentleman, the man that will be in history books. He was throwing the burning tear gas. Not to the cops but away from the children protesting. In his American Shirt and bag of chips.
relahvant: thatsmoderatelyraven: wakaflackalypse: my house i would have this house and then the inside would be freakin colorful and awesome on the inside and no one would ever know So it’s real
yellowberet: ghostmoritz: yellowberet: our friend noah almost got mugged today they were like “give us your money” and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY and it worked WHAT THE FUCK???? me and my friend were walking down the
captain-of-the-anime-corps: chinchillalace: Kind of interesting that Tsukiyama is one of the few ghouls that probably still has parents and yet he’s probably one of the most messed up out of the bunch. And then there’s Eto…who also has a living
micdotcom: black-ish made television history last night Last night, black-ish brought us into the middle of the tough conversations black families have been forced to have more and more recently. It did so with the utmost thought and humor, all the
caterpillarsend: When I get here, I’ll wear suits all the time. And that lucky one will suddenly see me at the beach, or taking out the trash, or accidentally flexing while checking my mail and that will be the beginning of our everything.
bisouette: “It was late, late in the evening, The lovers they were gone; The clocks had ceased their chiming, And the deep river ran on.” Original prompt probably wasn’t thinking something like this, but I love dirty hipsters and trash punks
emptyburrito: cloudymoon7: During in my free period I go to a special room at college called the Inspirations room and they got a whiteboard that the students can write whatever they want and being the fandom trash I am, I wrote some random stuff from
burgrs: 1 time in my english class there was a fly going around the room and it was annoying everyone and it came over to my desk and i caught it with my hand and like 15 ppl started clapping but i couldn’t get up to throw it in the trash because i
krokeessu: More for @dashingicecream bcs we’re trash alsjdlskhf these smol and tol blondes lol I’ll shots more Helena for you bro bcs Marie is my main now she’s such a puppy in that donut floatttt and no damn she legit fell into the water lol ps
